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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
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15. frankie: 1326 points
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 El Barto: Seems safe.
 enfanta: "No, Katniss, that's not working. Let me think..."
 Pizza: It's ART, people!
 Annoying Vegan : This St. Lucy's Day festival is a little over the top.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I always knew she was hot-headed.
 hearsegirl: it's log, it's log, it's hard, it's heavy, it's wood...put a fire upon your head, it'll burn your ass but good!
 Amy Housewine: Arthur Brown's mother was a known eccentric.
 Urn BooUrn: Now that's an impressive Halloween costume.
 VoR: Sticky situatuon
 Scoo: This is fine
 tritium: "Who's the lady with the log?" "They call her the Log Lady."
 Knice: The ol' spicy up-do!!
Image 175781   04-27-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 petepuma: bae caught me sleeping
 VoR: Oh god. What did i do last night
 itskando: Me and hyooman.
 Knice: And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home "Oh, boy..."
Image 175780   04-27-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
 Borkf: *Tweaks virtual nipple*
 Mr. Butt: This virtual fudge tastes like crap. Not half as good as cyber fudge.
 itskando: Son of talent show finale guy in wet hot American summer
 Weather: Virtual Oreality
Image 175779   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
 aristocat: These walls are paper-thick
 Dreforian: Overbudget and out of materials or reverse breakfast nook? You decide!
 enfanta: @Scoo We got gator sign!
 Scoo: @tritium Next Sunday, AD?
 tritium: It's so... modern! Like living in the not-too-distant future!
 itskando: Lovely
Image 175778   04-27-17   Uploaded by    fisto
 enfanta: @itskando I shouldn't + your comment. You made me laugh out loud in public.
 itskando: @VoR the windows are for your hand puppets.
 VoR: Why the peep hole when you have a peep window
 tritium: @itskando "We're here for the mutually satisfying oral sex?" "You want our neighbors two doors down."
 itskando: Police. We're here about the mysterious call that was probably nothing? "Oh, you're looking for the house next door. The one with the lazy symbolism"
Image 175777   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 mrwiffler: Chemrings!
 hearsegirl: skywhales have been bubblenetting
 itskando: Green hills zone plays
 annterland: Oroboros in the sky, I can fly twice as high
 Knice: WE GET IT!!
Image 175776   04-27-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 shadebane: That Girl
Image 175775   04-27-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 Oober: Lucky Vanous is taking off his shirt again
 Suburbanmom: OMG, what is Carol wearing??? Disgraceful!
 Dan Tagonistic: 5th floor of the Texas Book Depository building
 SomeCanadian: The sequel 'I have no arms or legs or abdomen and I can't stop screaming' didn't get as much critical acclaim
 fanny: @Knice too bad it's gonna end up like #140747
 Knice: #119470
Image 175774   04-27-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 bbbrandon: @thecraftywolf This made me vote rad!!!
 Shay: GWAR has come a long, long way baby.
 thecraftywolf: is this hp lovecraft?
Image 175773   04-27-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Pizza: There are 2 types of tech guy in the world...
 SomeCanadian: Anal Tax Accountant is my stage name.
 Yam: I love that Priest doesn't need further elaboration
 luxbu: I qualify for a disturbingly high proportion of these :/
 pusha p: Quite the list of conquests..
 Otterman: @Scoo Worst job ever. Except for crack grizzly bear. Er, assistant crack grizzly bear.
 enfanta: Impressive resume. Do you speak any languages?
 Scoo: Whoops, I forgot to pay my Anal Tax this year!
 KrazyKat: Notes from improv class
Image 175772   04-27-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
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