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258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

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258272 Felicity: Excellent

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
394
 
 jochenau: He's gonna feed ALL the ducks.
 BavidDowie: It's like raaaiiiiin, on your breadding day!
 hearsegirl: going to a wedding...
 Bob: What a douche baguette.
 XLY: I finally have all the baguettes but the bakery is just going to make more
 VoR: @Knice ouch..
 Brain: Loafer.
 Knice: This guy baguettes me.
 SomeCanadian: Looks like the French army is resupplying
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo Or he's the guy your math textbook warned you about.
 Scoo: He must be the breadwinner in the family
Image 175559   04-26-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
290
 
 isosceleswaffle: Alien corn with corn smut? What.
 jochenau: Thanks, nature. That's definitely a thing that needed to exist.
 Scoo: @funny in the wall See below
 Scoo: That's a pretty awesome Parchment Worm
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall No, it's a loofa that fell behind my vanity a few years back. It got kinda funky...
 Knice: Imma need a *lot* of hot sauce for this one.
 funny in the wall: i'm baffled. what is this, an organ or some sort of sea creature?
Image 175558   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
657
 
 Shay: Well honk honk there, cowboy.
 booger: The only appropriate time to make Duckface in a picture.
 Side Boob: Smugduck approves
 A duck: Ayy girl how YOU doin'
 FabricMan: Let's get dangerous
 fanny: that is one sexy @a duck
 Scoo: How YOU doin'
Image 175557   04-26-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
599
 
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Oh, okay. Say 'hi' for me.
 SomeCanadian: Tied up in my basement. I'm taking over his duties temporarily. @enfanta
 Kim: This is accurate.
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Where's Bill Door? :/
 SomeCanadian: CATS ARE NICE
 itskando: #toxioplamosis
 Scoo: #blessed
Image 175556   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
280
 
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
 TFChicken: It's a metaphor for life and the harsh reality that no matter where you start, you always return back to that point, accomplishing nothing.
 SomeCanadian: PiKEA strikes again.
 responsibleadult: Baby's First Hydron Collider
Image 175555   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
190
 
 Nopetology: Christhorn
 UltraBeverly: Omniscient = redundant question. Also, quit crucifying yourself and then complaining about it.
 VoR: @Scoo the sun is shing out of it too
 Scoo: Christ, what an asshole
Image 175554   04-26-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
730
 
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 cthulhu: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
389
 
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 fidelcastro: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Punt Numbles: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
420
 
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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