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268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Score:
394
 
 jochenau: He's gonna feed ALL the ducks.
 BavidDowie: It's like raaaiiiiin, on your breadding day!
 hearsegirl: going to a wedding...
 Bob: What a douche baguette.
 XLY: I finally have all the baguettes but the bakery is just going to make more
 VoR: @Knice ouch..
 Brain: Loafer.
 Knice: This guy baguettes me.
 SomeCanadian: Looks like the French army is resupplying
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo Or he's the guy your math textbook warned you about.
 Scoo: He must be the breadwinner in the family
Image 175559   04-26-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
290
 
 isosceleswaffle: Alien corn with corn smut? What.
 jochenau: Thanks, nature. That's definitely a thing that needed to exist.
 Scoo: @funny in the wall See below
 Scoo: That's a pretty awesome Parchment Worm
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall No, it's a loofa that fell behind my vanity a few years back. It got kinda funky...
 Knice: Imma need a *lot* of hot sauce for this one.
 funny in the wall: i'm baffled. what is this, an organ or some sort of sea creature?
Image 175558   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
657
 
 Shay: Well honk honk there, cowboy.
 booger: The only appropriate time to make Duckface in a picture.
 Side Boob: Smugduck approves
 A duck: Ayy girl how YOU doin'
 FabricMan: Let's get dangerous
 fanny: that is one sexy @a duck
 Scoo: How YOU doin'
Image 175557   04-26-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
599
 
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Oh, okay. Say 'hi' for me.
 SomeCanadian: Tied up in my basement. I'm taking over his duties temporarily. @enfanta
 Kim: This is accurate.
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Where's Bill Door? :/
 SomeCanadian: CATS ARE NICE
 itskando: #toxioplamosis
 Scoo: #blessed
Image 175556   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
280
 
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
 TFChicken: It's a metaphor for life and the harsh reality that no matter where you start, you always return back to that point, accomplishing nothing.
 SomeCanadian: PiKEA strikes again.
 responsibleadult: Baby's First Hydron Collider
Image 175555   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
190
 
 Nopetology: Christhorn
 UltraBeverly: Omniscient = redundant question. Also, quit crucifying yourself and then complaining about it.
 VoR: @Scoo the sun is shing out of it too
 Scoo: Christ, what an asshole
Image 175554   04-26-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
730
 
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 cthulhu: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
389
 
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 fidelcastro: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Punt Numbles: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
420
 
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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