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257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

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257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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Score:
657
 
 Shay: Well honk honk there, cowboy.
 booger: The only appropriate time to make Duckface in a picture.
 Side Boob: Smugduck approves
 A duck: Ayy girl how YOU doin'
 FabricMan: Let's get dangerous
 fanny: that is one sexy @a duck
 Scoo: How YOU doin'
Image 175557   04-26-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
599
 
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Oh, okay. Say 'hi' for me.
 SomeCanadian: Tied up in my basement. I'm taking over his duties temporarily. @enfanta
 Kim: This is accurate.
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Where's Bill Door? :/
 SomeCanadian: CATS ARE NICE
 itskando: #toxioplamosis
 Scoo: #blessed
Image 175556   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
280
 
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
 TFChicken: It's a metaphor for life and the harsh reality that no matter where you start, you always return back to that point, accomplishing nothing.
 SomeCanadian: PiKEA strikes again.
 responsibleadult: Baby's First Hydron Collider
Image 175555   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
190
 
 Nopetology: Christhorn
 UltraBeverly: Omniscient = redundant question. Also, quit crucifying yourself and then complaining about it.
 VoR: @Scoo the sun is shing out of it too
 Scoo: Christ, what an asshole
Image 175554   04-26-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
730
 
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 cthulhu: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
389
 
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 fidelcastro: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Punt Numbles: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
420
 
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 CompletelyJoking: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 tib gubb: get in, nerd
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine Just watched an episode on YouTube. It's... not as bad as I thought. Also, Kats with a K apparently.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine I was thinking about SWATcats yesterday and how it probably isn't as totally awesome as I remember.
 Micro Jackson: Catstronauts
 SomeCanadian: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 Mr. Shine: Away man! Anybody else remember SWATcats?
 Aemuli: If nothing goes wrong and a modern autopilot system, they could actually fly the thing one day with a little training on what button to push.
Image 175549   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
480
 
 Science: @White Rice @funny in the wall: "Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?" "No, baby, I'm the real thing." (Accelerates away)
 Micro Jackson: Fonzi scheme
 XLY: Yo! What time is it? Aaaaayyyy-t thirty five
 White Rice: @funny in the wall while it was a pretty absurd season, I was okay with the Netflix one (though it ending on a cliffhanger/movie setup was somewhat vexing, given how long it's been). I will admit that I can find enjoyment in even the worst media (I can't help but think that SOMEONE put effort into it, so there has to be some redeeming value) with only a few exceptions (that Wheel of Time TV promo from a couple years ago...that was extra bad & I'm furious at all involved with it)
 funny in the wall: @White Rice you totally should as long as you don't ruin it by watching the netflix only season.
 White Rice: @funny in the wall I completely forgot he was the family lawyer...I should go back & watch that again.
 funny in the wall: early 2000s version: keep time with the pervy lawyer from Arrested Development
 KrazyKat: That's A Lot Of Capital Letters There.
 Science: Holy moley - $17 in 1975 is equivalent to $75 in 2016! That is an expensive watch!
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaayyyyy ... lot to pay for a watch in 1978.
Image 175548   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
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