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268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

268150  Shay: Dem banana paws.

268156  Shay: Yup, this is Freaking News.

268092  Teechur: This Pepe LePew cosplay is perfect!

268124  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268118  Teechur: @Alaskan Wanna bet? Bella the WonderDog wasn't just given her name. She earned it.

268157  Dr Awkward: Let's not make any rash decisions.

268132  Felicity: OK

268156  mammal883: Tacky... At least on one side...

268120  VeeKay: #just cat things

268135  Teechur: @SunWukong I love doing the Bad that pushes one into Oblivion.

268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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10. Stoner: 1650 points
11. withak: 1625 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1597 points
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14. bbbrandon: 1554 points
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Score:
657
 
 Shay: Well honk honk there, cowboy.
 booger: The only appropriate time to make Duckface in a picture.
 Side Boob: Smugduck approves
 A duck: Ayy girl how YOU doin'
 FabricMan: Let's get dangerous
 fanny: that is one sexy @a duck
 Scoo: How YOU doin'
Image 175557   04-26-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
599
 
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Oh, okay. Say 'hi' for me.
 SomeCanadian: Tied up in my basement. I'm taking over his duties temporarily. @enfanta
 Kim: This is accurate.
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Where's Bill Door? :/
 SomeCanadian: CATS ARE NICE
 itskando: #toxioplamosis
 Scoo: #blessed
Image 175556   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
280
 
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
 TFChicken: It's a metaphor for life and the harsh reality that no matter where you start, you always return back to that point, accomplishing nothing.
 SomeCanadian: PiKEA strikes again.
 responsibleadult: Baby's First Hydron Collider
Image 175555   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
190
 
 Nopetology: Christhorn
 UltraBeverly: Omniscient = redundant question. Also, quit crucifying yourself and then complaining about it.
 VoR: @Scoo the sun is shing out of it too
 Scoo: Christ, what an asshole
Image 175554   04-26-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
730
 
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 cthulhu: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
389
 
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 fidelcastro: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Punt Numbles: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
420
 
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 CompletelyJoking: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 tib gubb: get in, nerd
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine Just watched an episode on YouTube. It's... not as bad as I thought. Also, Kats with a K apparently.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine I was thinking about SWATcats yesterday and how it probably isn't as totally awesome as I remember.
 Micro Jackson: Catstronauts
 SomeCanadian: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 Mr. Shine: Away man! Anybody else remember SWATcats?
 Aemuli: If nothing goes wrong and a modern autopilot system, they could actually fly the thing one day with a little training on what button to push.
Image 175549   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
480
 
 Science: @White Rice @funny in the wall: "Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?" "No, baby, I'm the real thing." (Accelerates away)
 Micro Jackson: Fonzi scheme
 XLY: Yo! What time is it? Aaaaayyyy-t thirty five
 White Rice: @funny in the wall while it was a pretty absurd season, I was okay with the Netflix one (though it ending on a cliffhanger/movie setup was somewhat vexing, given how long it's been). I will admit that I can find enjoyment in even the worst media (I can't help but think that SOMEONE put effort into it, so there has to be some redeeming value) with only a few exceptions (that Wheel of Time TV promo from a couple years ago...that was extra bad & I'm furious at all involved with it)
 funny in the wall: @White Rice you totally should as long as you don't ruin it by watching the netflix only season.
 White Rice: @funny in the wall I completely forgot he was the family lawyer...I should go back & watch that again.
 funny in the wall: early 2000s version: keep time with the pervy lawyer from Arrested Development
 KrazyKat: That's A Lot Of Capital Letters There.
 Science: Holy moley - $17 in 1975 is equivalent to $75 in 2016! That is an expensive watch!
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaayyyyy ... lot to pay for a watch in 1978.
Image 175548   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
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