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268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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Score:
368
 
 redrex: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Mark As Read: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
517
 
 dad: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 ShamWOW: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 tomatosaws: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
431
 
 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.
 usernamee: She must got buns, hun.
 Scoo: She must have buns
 Otterman: Good eatin'
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz yes, and his sister is named "Natural Causes."
 Prostata: needs "GRINDR" logo
 charmander: @Mr. Shine You have a snek called 'mysterious circumstances'?
 SgtScaredFrog: Pictured (L-R): Snek, Snek-snack
 Mr. Shine: This is the last photo we have of her. She disappeared later that day under mysterious circumstances.
 9inchfails: This porn is slithery.
 Nopetology: My anaconda
 tokyopig: Well, now that you've shown me yours... I uh... [bolts for the door]
 Mr. Butt: [phallus joke]
Image 175530   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
249
 
 Scoo: Certainly better advice than "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" (which I'm still building the nerve to tell my pax someday)
 tritium: I'm sure the fire inspector thought this was a laff riot.
 Otterman: In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use firemen.
 Otterman: Go to where the fire isn't.
 Mr. Butt: Stoked for Alien: Covenant
Image 175529   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
506
 
 boomboomboom: Cougars
 piranharama: Where's her tail? Poachers?
 Scoo: My grandmother used to dress like that. Fortunately my mother never let her dress me or my siblings that way, though she certainly tried.
 Dick Inspector: A mother and her cub.
 petepuma: welcome to florida
 tokyopig: I have a pen, I have atm. Unh... pen-atm.
 Jonananathan: this is a cursed image
 alex: Almost camo'd with the wall
Image 175528   04-26-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
272
 
 tritium: I like to move it move it
 Koopa: @Mr. Butt I've gone by this name for eons. I'm fairly close to the Nintendo company, and am grateful for the experiences that they've given me. Though, it is neat to see Iwata with a Playstation Move on his back.
 dangerous dave: Yeah, but does it periodically feed him a tomato?
 tokyopig: Years after the reneged deal that resulted in the Sony Playstation, Nintendo again partnered with Sony to develop a motion controller in the mid 2000s. However things things went south once more and the companies went off in independent directions. We however at engaget have discovered the working prototype for the the NINTENDO MOVE!
 WTF: Almost as big as the original Xbox controller.
 Mr. Butt: @Koopa Sad username/comment combo
 Spazstatic: Up, up, and away! *Blasts off crashing through the ceiling*
 Koopa: I still miss him.
Image 175527   04-26-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
201
 
 jochenau: Apple OS X Steve
 Spazstatic: The new Mac interface will only make sense if you're taking the right drugs.
 VoR: Click on the snail. He eats the burger and poops out a key! Where it goes I do not know.
Image 175526   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
202
 
 BavidDowie: Call for Crystal Metheny?
 Scoo: Look, a fossil - sitting on a giant rock!
 Urn BooUrn: For scale. Remember a late 80's cell phone is the size of a small van.
 UseYourName: I'm not sure what model cellphone that is, but the reception is crystal clear
Image 175525   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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