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258368  VeeKay: A large stone buddha head as the focal point of the room.

258369  VeeKay: Elephant hawk moth. Can't see any resemblance to either an elephant or a hawk but here we are.

258392  a sedated moose: I find it interesting how quickly one goes from understanding trends and knowing who/what things are to "who the fuck are these people, what are they doing, and why should I care?"

258371  VeeKay: Cho Cat, super hero Vietnamese fish vendor!

258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

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258270 berlin: me too

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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Score:
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 redrex: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Dr Awkward: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
517
 
 dad: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 Dr Awkward: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 tomatosaws: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
431
 
 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.
 usernamee: She must got buns, hun.
 Scoo: She must have buns
 Otterman: Good eatin'
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz yes, and his sister is named "Natural Causes."
 Prostata: needs "GRINDR" logo
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine You have a snek called 'mysterious circumstances'?
 SgtScaredFrog: Pictured (L-R): Snek, Snek-snack
 Mr. Shine: This is the last photo we have of her. She disappeared later that day under mysterious circumstances.
 9inchfails: This porn is slithery.
 Nopetology: My anaconda
 tokyopig: Well, now that you've shown me yours... I uh... [bolts for the door]
 Mr. Butt: [phallus joke]
Image 175530   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
249
 
 Scoo: Certainly better advice than "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" (which I'm still building the nerve to tell my pax someday)
 tritium: I'm sure the fire inspector thought this was a laff riot.
 Otterman: In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use firemen.
 Otterman: Go to where the fire isn't.
 Mr. Butt: Stoked for Alien: Covenant
Image 175529   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
506
 
 boomboomboom: Cougars
 piranharama: Where's her tail? Poachers?
 Scoo: My grandmother used to dress like that. Fortunately my mother never let her dress me or my siblings that way, though she certainly tried.
 Dick Inspector: A mother and her cub.
 petepuma: welcome to florida
 tokyopig: I have a pen, I have atm. Unh... pen-atm.
 Jonananathan: this is a cursed image
 ignatz: Almost camo'd with the wall
Image 175528   04-26-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
272
 
 tritium: I like to move it move it
 Koopa: @Mr. Butt I've gone by this name for eons. I'm fairly close to the Nintendo company, and am grateful for the experiences that they've given me. Though, it is neat to see Iwata with a Playstation Move on his back.
 dangerous dave: Yeah, but does it periodically feed him a tomato?
 tokyopig: Years after the reneged deal that resulted in the Sony Playstation, Nintendo again partnered with Sony to develop a motion controller in the mid 2000s. However things things went south once more and the companies went off in independent directions. We however at engaget have discovered the working prototype for the the NINTENDO MOVE!
 WTF: Almost as big as the original Xbox controller.
 Mr. Butt: @Koopa Sad username/comment combo
 Spazstatic: Up, up, and away! *Blasts off crashing through the ceiling*
 Koopa: I still miss him.
Image 175527   04-26-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
201
 
 jochenau: Apple OS X Steve
 Spazstatic: The new Mac interface will only make sense if you're taking the right drugs.
 VoR: Click on the snail. He eats the burger and poops out a key! Where it goes I do not know.
Image 175526   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
202
 
 BavidDowie: Call for Crystal Metheny?
 Scoo: Look, a fossil - sitting on a giant rock!
 Urn BooUrn: For scale. Remember a late 80's cell phone is the size of a small van.
 UseYourName: I'm not sure what model cellphone that is, but the reception is crystal clear
Image 175525   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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