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243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

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243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

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 Felicity: Good: they used the Garfield font which is available. Bad: they compressed it to make the lines fit
 werterland: (RAD for @PixelatedBoat, anyway.)
 werterland: I voted for Doctor Ham because I am not woke.
 SomeCanadian: Kissinfield
 Otterman: Garfissinger
Image 174677   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Otterman
 ChubbyBuddy: accurate
 Zampano: Roger the Alien always has the best costumes.
 WaffleIron: Nice butt!
Image 174676   04-21-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Felicity: Chick Tract art style
 Peach: I call little spoon.
 werterland: CLOSET: ALL CLEAR
 Dresdenkeogh: CHECK UNDER MY BED!
 Ulillillia: Come on in and cover me
Image 174675   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Nothing about that doesn't turn me on. *Faint sounds of sirens in the background*
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Spiders are on the list:…
 Mr. Shine: *opening guitar licks of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On."*
 SomeCanadian: What about gay tarantulas??? Where's our porn?!?
 piranharama: Damn. That guy has huge palps :(
 bug: Wait, I get killed and eaten in the end!? ...that's so hot.
 Robespierre: Spider porn is weird.
Image 174674   04-21-17   Uploaded by    tess
 Warrax: I don't think that's how dicks work.
 a robot: "Nof a dick?"
 Mr. Shine: Gentlemen, the math checks out! *taps graph with pencil*
 Dresdenkeogh: @Urn BooUrn AND not dicks
 Urn BooUrn: A punnett square of dicks.
 WaffleIron: "Dickish"
Image 174673   04-21-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Felicity: New Che Gardens State Jersey
 werterland: Okay, I'm done. I've actually been to Wildwood and Cape May. I climbed the lighthouse in Cape May (I have a pin to prove it...somewhere). The lawns were very meticulously groomed.
 werterland: New Jersey! lol fort dix
 werterland: New Jersey! Because living in New York City is too damn expensive!
 werterland: New Jersey! Now featuring New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware: states that you would rather visit than New Jersey!
 wolfpk: Where's a picture of your governor? Oh that right, this picture is not big enough to fit him in.
 Ulillillia: Muff cabbage
 Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron or snookie
 WaffleIron: No illustrations of accidents, dump trucks and construction.
Image 174672   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Dan Tagonistic: I fucking love the Rubber Bandits
Image 174671   04-21-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 werterland: @mwoody My guess is the view from a helicopter.
 mwoody: Jeez, what did the guy taking the top photo see?
 WaffleIron: Looks like mount rainier.
 Mr. Butt: It's almost as if photography were an art form that takes time and dedication to master.
 Butcherboy: Then get out of the damn car
Image 174670   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 jochenau: @LurkedMoar Doesn't matter; had pizza
 LurkedMoar: It's a trap!
 Himesama: Peace offering?
Image 174669   04-21-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 White Rice: @Dresdenkeogh they weigh as much as a thousand suns.
 Dresdenkeogh: Those poops tho
 Otterman: Oooo! Poor little pupper leg!
 Wet farts: Does it's poop power the spaceship?
 SomeCanadian: *NIBBLER NOISES*
 KrazyKat: Your dog looks cogenitally deformed.
Image 174668   04-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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