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272656  Science: Loose butthole.

272643  Scoo: There's a lot to parse here

272652  FabricMan: @a robot What's not to like?

272670  salmiakki: He looks so proud!

272540  Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272657  FabricMan: Nope. Not touching this

272658  Scoo: Cloudy with a chance of insufferable

272661  Spazstatic: If it's hot, you close the windows and turn on the AC. If it's cool, you turn off the AC and open the window.

272659  tib gubb: still think veganism is harmless?

272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

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 abrahamx: Good: they used the Garfield font which is available. Bad: they compressed it to make the lines fit
 werterland: (RAD for @PixelatedBoat, anyway.)
 werterland: I voted for Doctor Ham because I am not woke.
 SomeCanadian: Kissinfield
 Otterman: Garfissinger
Image 174677   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Otterman
 ChubbyBuddy: accurate
 Zampano: Roger the Alien always has the best costumes.
 WaffleIron: Nice butt!
Image 174676   04-21-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 adeadcrab: Chick Tract art style
 Peach: I call little spoon.
 werterland: CLOSET: ALL CLEAR
 Dresdenkeogh: CHECK UNDER MY BED!
 Ulillillia: Come on in and cover me
Image 174675   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Nothing about that doesn't turn me on. *Faint sounds of sirens in the background*
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Spiders are on the list:…
 Mr. Shine: *opening guitar licks of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On."*
 SomeCanadian: What about gay tarantulas??? Where's our porn?!?
 piranharama: Damn. That guy has huge palps :(
 bug: Wait, I get killed and eaten in the end!? ...that's so hot.
 CrookedCop: Spider porn is weird.
Image 174674   04-21-17   Uploaded by    tess
 Warrax: I don't think that's how dicks work.
 a robot: "Nof a dick?"
 Mr. Shine: Gentlemen, the math checks out! *taps graph with pencil*
 Dresdenkeogh: @Urn BooUrn AND not dicks
 Urn BooUrn: A punnett square of dicks.
 WaffleIron: "Dickish"
Image 174673   04-21-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Rachelina: New Che Gardens State Jersey
 werterland: Okay, I'm done. I've actually been to Wildwood and Cape May. I climbed the lighthouse in Cape May (I have a pin to prove it...somewhere). The lawns were very meticulously groomed.
 werterland: New Jersey! lol fort dix
 werterland: New Jersey! Because living in New York City is too damn expensive!
 werterland: New Jersey! Now featuring New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware: states that you would rather visit than New Jersey!
 wolfpk: Where's a picture of your governor? Oh that right, this picture is not big enough to fit him in.
 Ulillillia: Muff cabbage
 Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron or snookie
 WaffleIron: No illustrations of accidents, dump trucks and construction.
Image 174672   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Dan Tagonistic: I fucking love the Rubber Bandits
Image 174671   04-21-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 werterland: @mwoody My guess is the view from a helicopter.
 mwoody: Jeez, what did the guy taking the top photo see?
 WaffleIron: Looks like mount rainier.
 Mr. Butt: It's almost as if photography were an art form that takes time and dedication to master.
 Butcherboy: Then get out of the damn car
Image 174670   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 jochenau: @LurkedMoar Doesn't matter; had pizza
 LurkedMoar: It's a trap!
 Himesama: Peace offering?
Image 174669   04-21-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 White Rice: @Dresdenkeogh they weigh as much as a thousand suns.
 Dresdenkeogh: Those poops tho
 Otterman: Oooo! Poor little pupper leg!
 Wet farts: Does it's poop power the spaceship?
 SomeCanadian: *NIBBLER NOISES*
 KrazyKat: Your dog looks cogenitally deformed.
Image 174668   04-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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