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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

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 werterland: (RAD for @PixelatedBoat, anyway.)
 werterland: I voted for Doctor Ham because I am not woke.
 SomeCanadian: Kissinfield
 Otterman: Garfissinger
Image 174677   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Otterman
 ChubbyBuddy: accurate
 Zampano: Roger the Alien always has the best costumes.
 WaffleIron: Nice butt!
Image 174676   04-21-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Felicity: Chick Tract art style
 Peach: I call little spoon.
 werterland: CLOSET: ALL CLEAR
 Dresdenkeogh: CHECK UNDER MY BED!
 Ulillillia: Come on in and cover me
Image 174675   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Nothing about that doesn't turn me on. *Faint sounds of sirens in the background*
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Spiders are on the list:…
 Mr. Shine: *opening guitar licks of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On."*
 SomeCanadian: What about gay tarantulas??? Where's our porn?!?
 piranharama: Damn. That guy has huge palps :(
 bug: Wait, I get killed and eaten in the end!? ...that's so hot.
 Robespierre: Spider porn is weird.
Image 174674   04-21-17   Uploaded by    tess
 Warrax: I don't think that's how dicks work.
 a robot: "Nof a dick?"
 Mr. Shine: Gentlemen, the math checks out! *taps graph with pencil*
 Dresdenkeogh: @Urn BooUrn AND not dicks
 Urn BooUrn: A punnett square of dicks.
 WaffleIron: "Dickish"
Image 174673   04-21-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 werterland: Okay, I'm done. I've actually been to Wildwood and Cape May. I climbed the lighthouse in Cape May (I have a pin to prove it...somewhere). The lawns were very meticulously groomed.
 werterland: New Jersey! lol fort dix
 werterland: New Jersey! Because living in New York City is too damn expensive!
 werterland: New Jersey! Now featuring New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware: states that you would rather visit than New Jersey!
 wolfpk: Where's a picture of your governor? Oh that right, this picture is not big enough to fit him in.
 Ulillillia: Muff cabbage
 Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron or snookie
 WaffleIron: No illustrations of accidents, dump trucks and construction.
Image 174672   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Dan Tagonistic: I fucking love the Rubber Bandits
Image 174671   04-21-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 werterland: @mwoody My guess is the view from a helicopter.
 mwoody: Jeez, what did the guy taking the top photo see?
 WaffleIron: Looks like mount rainier.
 Mr. Butt: It's almost as if photography were an art form that takes time and dedication to master.
 Butcherboy: Then get out of the damn car
Image 174670   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 jochenau: @LurkedMoar Doesn't matter; had pizza
 LurkedMoar: It's a trap!
 Himesama: Peace offering?
Image 174669   04-21-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 White Rice: @Dresdenkeogh they weigh as much as a thousand suns.
 Dresdenkeogh: Those poops tho
 Otterman: Oooo! Poor little pupper leg!
 Wet farts: Does it's poop power the spaceship?
 SomeCanadian: *NIBBLER NOISES*
 KrazyKat: Your dog looks cogenitally deformed.
Image 174668   04-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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