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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
495
 
 Amy Housewine: Cowborkf.
 FireBreathingMarmot: William Wegman married Jeff Foxworthy's sister and had a photographer.
 SpaceCow: FarmerDogsOnly.com
 enfanta: Whymaraner.
 Mr. Shine: Whut in tarnation?
 Emoji: Gettin' ready to go Messin' With Sasquatch.
 sparename: Another New Order video that I haven't seen
Image 174580   04-21-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
645
 
 a robot: Better without caption/watermark
 Teechur: The one on the left is missing the joke. The one on the right is missing something else.
 mrwiffler: It's just you.
Image 174579   04-21-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
250
 
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, only dreams now.
 tib gubb: fish lips
Image 174578   04-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
328
 
 ethernet: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 tokyopig: @Dr Awkward [punchy Stalone voice] Adrian!? Adrian!
 why the long face: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 satoshi: @tokyopig [slow clap]
 a robot: @Bu7Z I mean we all joke around here but I hope you are ok. You can call 13 11 14 in Australia if you need help. The Spaceship helps its friends *virtual robot hug*
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z that was a bit deep i hope that's not actually true if it was i wish you the best of luck with friendly spaceship rehab
 Bu7Z: 'Teach your children about drugs, before someone else does.' Was an ad campaign I applied to model for. I was rejected... 'But!' I cried 'I'm actually a drug dealer!' I've educated more kids about drugs than the phys-ed class you take indoors...
 Bu7Z: Now days it's all 'well I had one E on Friday but had a couple on Saturday.., then another... I don't know, must have been Sunday morning.. Felt fine Monday. Then for no reason come Tuesday just wanted to watch the world burn, looking for a sturdy beam to hang myself from... But it's nothing to do with the drugs.., that was days ago..,
 Bu7Z: Suicide Tuesday. Nuff said. I was all about speed when I was young, unemployed, and curious. But a mad night out on Saturday meant a head fuck of a Sunday.
 Bu7Z: Edmonton get me started on MDMA... The MA is meth amphetamine, and I've heard many kids be like 'ohh I'd never smoke meth!' And then drop a couple of e's... Like you realise that your own liver is taking that MDMA and breaking it down as best it can an producing meth amphetamine...
 Bu7Z: We've all been there, take more drugs than your body knows what to do with..., vomit, look in the mirror.., and look like everyone else on the dance floor.. Or couch, or whatever, and realise you've become one of them. Finally I feel like I'm a part of something. We're all as poisoned as each other, it's all good...
 tokyopig: Someone should tell this seal that clubbing is bad for seals.
Image 174577   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
108
 
 Mentos Pormer: @tokyopig Big-ass rock gonna come rollin' down those stairs at any moment now...
 tokyopig: At last, we've found the fabled tomb of Bruce Willis.
Image 174576   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
567
 
 robford: Next Week's Episode: "It's Not You, It's ME!"
 Bu7Z: Sums up every relationship I've ever had.
 El Barto: The Aggronaut Motto.
Image 174575   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
329
 
 Theimposter: Something something something trendy atheism.
 myrealname: @Bu7Z Are you making a shameless push for Purple?
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z the guy who's a born into money, and had his own reality TV show, that guy will be the most powerful person in the whole world.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig But yes. I'm not as messed up as I think I am, mainly because I'm not as messed up as I think the world is. And fuck me if it isn't as about as fucked up as it could get. Really the one thing that convinces me that I'm not 'the solipsist' is that the world is far more fucked up than even I could imagine.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig if the world is as messed up as @sparename eating shoes, then by definition any solipsist is as messed up as the world.
 Bu7Z: @sparename, nope. I just imagine you eat shoes.
 sparename: @tokyopig @Bu7Z "I eat shoes"
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Counterargument: Its possible that epistemological solipsism is the reason why you're not as messed up as you think you are.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also try to visualise 4th dimensional solid objects appearing as slices in three dimentional space. I blame this up there with solipsism as why I am as messed up as I am.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig as far as 'reasons to go insane' I think contemplating infinity as one of the most noble. So consider any number to the power of infinity. Or better yet infinity to the power of infinity... So the number of integers is infinite, and the number of real numbers between each integer is infinite, therefore the number of real numbers is infinite squared. But how is any one 'infinite' more than Another 'infinite'? Consider this long and deep enough and you will go mad.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Well there must be higher powers, because otherwise we would have no quadratic function, no cubic function, no quadric function etc... In fact, the strange thing would to believe in only polynomials of degree 1. The devil's in the linearity.
 Bu7Z: @El Barto Write the note, then set fire to it. If there is someone who is supposed to read it they will, otherwise we should all just get on with our lives assuming that there is no 'higher power'
 tokyopig: The fake postage and ink stamping written in with marker really sells me on the existence of Jewish Armadillo.
 El Barto: @Bu7Z Who should we address it to? Now that Chris Hitchens is gone.....Bill Gates? He seems like a cool dude.
 tritium: The sum total of Amber, Megan and Kristin's knowledge of Yiddish.
 Bu7Z: Dear non existent God, we atheists just want things to be not as fucked up as they are, like can we please not kill people in the name of gods that probably don't exist? Also, would it be too hard to recognise any human life as just as valid as any other regardless of what that human believes? That would be great thanks.
 ASTER: Hey, Judaism has plenty of recognizable characters! Tommy Pickles, Rose Lalonde, uh, Abaddon. Moses.
Image 174574   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
260
 
 jazzjunkie: @Bu7Z poo tee weet?
 zodiacflash: Disneyland Siberia
 Bu7Z: So it goes.
 Bu7Z: Dresden.
 tib gubb: live action vampire hunter movie looking good
 jazzjunkie: This could've been magical
Image 174573   04-21-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
156
 
 karmakat: @SunWukong i guess i got you deaf then.
 SunWukong: @karmakat I could explain further, but you are shouting. Good bye.
 karmakat: @SunWukong one GIANT problem with your speech. I have SELF-ESTEEM and won't stoop so low to GIVE POOP TO PEOPLE. and I say that as a salesman.
 SunWukong: @karmakat If you've found someone to sell it to, you've found someone who doesn't think it's crap. If you make money, you've found quite a few.
 karmakat: @SunWukong okay then i guess everyone should make side money by selling their kid's arts and their drugged relative's too.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z most art "back then" was crap. The Renaissance churned out innumerably more hacks than geniuses. Just that they did not end up in national galleries.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z doesn't mean art now days ain't shit though. Sigh...
 Bu7Z: @SunWukong that's quite a deep coment on the nature of reality and art. If art now was the same as art 'back then' then it wouldn't be art would it?
 SunWukong: @karmakat wouldn't make much sense if it were. The world isn't.
 karmakat: art is really not what it used to be...
Image 174572   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
558
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, the Colonel takes orders from /you/.
 Bu7Z: Yes it is other Barry, yes it is.
 tokyopig: I gotta Putin my Lenin's out to dry, I'll Khrushchev with you later.
Image 174571   04-21-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
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