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238183  mexican: Jenga is the Devil's game, truly.

238191  mexican: A friend of mine benefited from this, something about his gut not producing the proper bacteria? Anyway stool donation from a healthy person fixes that.

237863  Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.

238196  Yurishiro: @Christina *dumps*

238198  Yurishiro: I rate 39

238192  Christina: Why can't I vote Rad twice? I like kittens.

238194  Christina: This is OK.

238196  Christina: Must. Get. Nectar.

238139  Yurishiro: toot toot

238192  Spazstatic: Jazz beans!

238193  Spazstatic: I don't think those were jaw breakers, Double D.

238194  Spazstatic: Except for me. You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! My tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!

238139  Korrok: I can dig it...

238195  Yurishiro: Gender male, select one Canadian applicant: male/female, I wish to not disclose.

238142  Yurishiro: "Oh boy, here we go again." *ziip*

238147  Yurishiro: snaex deserve radvotes too you damned kitty lovers (rads kitten too)

238194  Mr. Whiskers: @ping For more exciting causes of death, its not a sequel

238195  Yurishiro: I am.........THE SELECT ONE *web implosion*

238187  Yurishiro: "Come here MJ..." "HEY! That's my SON!" "Shut up uncle Ben!"

238188  Yurishiro: There is nothing like the smell of love.

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237968 Yurishiro: This is RAD indeed! *drools*

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
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 a robot: Better without caption/watermark
 Teechur: The one on the left is missing the joke. The one on the right is missing something else.
 mrwiffler: It's just you.
Image 174579   04-21-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, only dreams now.
 tib gubb: fish lips
Image 174578   04-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 tokyopig: @Dr Awkward [punchy Stalone voice] Adrian!? Adrian!
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z I too hope that this was a piece of writing, but if this is your current situation, I wish you well.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig [slow clap]
 a robot: @Bu7Z I mean we all joke around here but I hope you are ok. You can call 13 11 14 in Australia if you need help. The Spaceship helps its friends *virtual robot hug*
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z that was a bit deep i hope that's not actually true if it was i wish you the best of luck with friendly spaceship rehab
 Bu7Z: 'Teach your children about drugs, before someone else does.' Was an ad campaign I applied to model for. I was rejected... 'But!' I cried 'I'm actually a drug dealer!' I've educated more kids about drugs than the phys-ed class you take indoors...
 Bu7Z: Now days it's all 'well I had one E on Friday but had a couple on Saturday.., then another... I don't know, must have been Sunday morning.. Felt fine Monday. Then for no reason come Tuesday just wanted to watch the world burn, looking for a sturdy beam to hang myself from... But it's nothing to do with the drugs.., that was days ago..,
 Bu7Z: Suicide Tuesday. Nuff said. I was all about speed when I was young, unemployed, and curious. But a mad night out on Saturday meant a head fuck of a Sunday.
 Bu7Z: Edmonton get me started on MDMA... The MA is meth amphetamine, and I've heard many kids be like 'ohh I'd never smoke meth!' And then drop a couple of e's... Like you realise that your own liver is taking that MDMA and breaking it down as best it can an producing meth amphetamine...
 Bu7Z: We've all been there, take more drugs than your body knows what to do with..., vomit, look in the mirror.., and look like everyone else on the dance floor.. Or couch, or whatever, and realise you've become one of them. Finally I feel like I'm a part of something. We're all as poisoned as each other, it's all good...
 tokyopig: Someone should tell this seal that clubbing is bad for seals.
Image 174577   04-21-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
 Robespierre: @tokyopig Big-ass rock gonna come rollin' down those stairs at any moment now...
 tokyopig: At last, we've found the fabled tomb of Bruce Willis.
Image 174576   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Robespierre: Next Week's Episode: "It's Not You, It's ME!"
 Bu7Z: Sums up every relationship I've ever had.
 El Barto: The Aggronaut Motto.
Image 174575   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Theimposter: Something something something trendy atheism.
 Robespierre: @Bu7Z Are you making a shameless push for Purple?
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z the guy who's a born into money, and had his own reality TV show, that guy will be the most powerful person in the whole world.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig But yes. I'm not as messed up as I think I am, mainly because I'm not as messed up as I think the world is. And fuck me if it isn't as about as fucked up as it could get. Really the one thing that convinces me that I'm not 'the solipsist' is that the world is far more fucked up than even I could imagine.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig if the world is as messed up as @sparename eating shoes, then by definition any solipsist is as messed up as the world.
 Bu7Z: @sparename, nope. I just imagine you eat shoes.
 sparename: @tokyopig @Bu7Z "I eat shoes"
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Counterargument: Its possible that epistemological solipsism is the reason why you're not as messed up as you think you are.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z also try to visualise 4th dimensional solid objects appearing as slices in three dimentional space. I blame this up there with solipsism as why I am as messed up as I am.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig as far as 'reasons to go insane' I think contemplating infinity as one of the most noble. So consider any number to the power of infinity. Or better yet infinity to the power of infinity... So the number of integers is infinite, and the number of real numbers between each integer is infinite, therefore the number of real numbers is infinite squared. But how is any one 'infinite' more than Another 'infinite'? Consider this long and deep enough and you will go mad.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Well there must be higher powers, because otherwise we would have no quadratic function, no cubic function, no quadric function etc... In fact, the strange thing would to believe in only polynomials of degree 1. The devil's in the linearity.
 Bu7Z: @El Barto Write the note, then set fire to it. If there is someone who is supposed to read it they will, otherwise we should all just get on with our lives assuming that there is no 'higher power'
 tokyopig: The fake postage and ink stamping written in with marker really sells me on the existence of Jewish Armadillo.
 El Barto: @Bu7Z Who should we address it to? Now that Chris Hitchens is gone.....Bill Gates? He seems like a cool dude.
 tritium: The sum total of Amber, Megan and Kristin's knowledge of Yiddish.
 Bu7Z: Dear non existent God, we atheists just want things to be not as fucked up as they are, like can we please not kill people in the name of gods that probably don't exist? Also, would it be too hard to recognise any human life as just as valid as any other regardless of what that human believes? That would be great thanks.
 ASTER: Hey, Judaism has plenty of recognizable characters! Tommy Pickles, Rose Lalonde, uh, Abaddon. Moses.
Image 174574   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 jazzjunkie: @Bu7Z poo tee weet?
 zodiacflash: Disneyland Siberia
 Bu7Z: So it goes.
 Bu7Z: Dresden.
 tib gubb: live action vampire hunter movie looking good
 jazzjunkie: This could've been magical
Image 174573   04-21-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 karmakat: @SunWukong i guess i got you deaf then.
 SunWukong: @karmakat I could explain further, but you are shouting. Good bye.
 karmakat: @SunWukong one GIANT problem with your speech. I have SELF-ESTEEM and won't stoop so low to GIVE POOP TO PEOPLE. and I say that as a salesman.
 SunWukong: @karmakat If you've found someone to sell it to, you've found someone who doesn't think it's crap. If you make money, you've found quite a few.
 karmakat: @SunWukong okay then i guess everyone should make side money by selling their kid's arts and their drugged relative's too.
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z most art "back then" was crap. The Renaissance churned out innumerably more hacks than geniuses. Just that they did not end up in national galleries.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z doesn't mean art now days ain't shit though. Sigh...
 Bu7Z: @SunWukong that's quite a deep coment on the nature of reality and art. If art now was the same as art 'back then' then it wouldn't be art would it?
 SunWukong: @karmakat wouldn't make much sense if it were. The world isn't.
 karmakat: art is really not what it used to be...
Image 174572   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 addend: In Soviet Russia, the Colonel takes orders from /you/.
 Bu7Z: Yes it is other Barry, yes it is.
 tokyopig: I gotta Putin my Lenin's out to dry, I'll Khrushchev with you later.
Image 174571   04-21-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
 addend: Instructions unclear. Circumcised whale with sushi knife.
 yev: should be on a high school curriculum
 Bu7Z: That's pretty comprehensive.
 tokyopig: [looks this up on Amazon] ohhh myy gawwwwwd!
Image 174570   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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