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249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

249643  Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.

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 DarkTeddy: Needs more bevel effect
 thecraftywolf: @WaffleIron medical i replied to myself insert facepalm
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf medical i presume
 WaffleIron: @thecraftywolf : nope, but it looks like they do some cool stuff too. My robots are... dirtier.
 thecraftywolf: @WaffleIron entact?
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : oh my! I too work at a robotics company! You're not in Toronto are you?
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z I work at a robotics company. I just sorta fell into the job looking for work as a programmer, I had no history in robotics before this and I still know jack dick about robotics specifically. I can however write competent, i.e. working code, which is an oddly underrepresented skill here. I mean, my god you should see the android app that Nikon expects you to use to connect to their expensive ass camera -- it's like it was made by an absolute beginner.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig dude you should rad @sports image. We totally used it to have a chat that has no relevance to anything.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig hehe, notice how this image has nothing to do with our convo, and no comments relating to the image. @sports I rad your image for no reason other than that i hijacked it. Cheers bro!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig oh dare I ask? What is your product? (I was joking before about being a narc in your company so your secret is safe with me)
 Bu7Z: Either way im'a gonna get drunk, cause it's friday, I ain't got no work, and I ain't got shit to do!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig salariman vs the hacker work ethic. Where here it's the Protestant vs the hacker work ethic. I'm so glad my new employer calls Friday a short shift, but still I'd much rather work 12 to 16 hour days when I've got something on my mind and then blow off a whole day when things are slow.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Also Japanese workers aren't as vigilant as you'd think.... I was pretty shocked when I started working here at the number of people sleeping at their desks. There's this whole phony overtime thing too where you people don't want to leave until their boss does so they just fart and around socialize at the office until like 11pm or whatever. My work ethic is considerably tighter and less about appearances but I guess I do indulge in a fair amount of slack.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z Just release a fairly major update to our product's software, so I'm just sort of hovering back at the office while they confirm things are working at the site.
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z I am at work! And it's 4:31.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig (poke poke) ok you're an hour ahead of me (poke) but still it's what 4.30 there? (Poke) you at work? (All this time, posting drunk random stuff, I'm really a sleeper agent in tokyopigs company to see if he's off agrronaughting when he should be working)
Image 174568   04-21-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
360
 
 foreversmug: I wouldnt trust most people not to steal a pen. And I only trust the banks as far as theyre subject to laws and regulations.
 piranharama: @Kim And a few lengths of free chain too
 Kim: My bank gives away loads of free pens...
 Bu7Z: Hey @tokyopig, we're in the same time zone (I think) do you knock off early on a Friday and get into some afternoon drinkies or are you still at work?
 Bu7Z: "If we're gonna do all we can to get away with stealing thier money, they're probably gonna do all they can to steal our pens. Best chain them up.
 tokyopig: Its not a matter of trust. Fat cat bankers just prefer their pens to dangle from chains. I mean, they are cats after all.
Image 174567   04-21-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
205
 
 cthulhu: @tokyopig I noticed most of the /Deep Space Nine/ actors had unusual names. Avery Brooks. Siddig El-Fadil. Armin Shimmerman. Nana Visitor. Ciroc Lofton. Rene Auberjonois. Colm Meaney.
 RiderFan: Suddenly Vinesauce Joel's video about him laughing at a googley eyed fleshlight comes to mind...
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig I'm not enough of a trekki to have an opinion, love Shatner for his musical career more than his acting. I watched a few original star treks back in the day when that was all the Star Trek there was.., and I've tried to get into it im later years but there's so much else out there more believable/engaging. ...and I'm a book kinda guy with my scifi, so Iain m banks, Stephen Baxter, Neal Stephenson, Arthur C. Clark, frank Herbert...
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z He's from an earlier generation of Trek actors whose character names were more seemly than than their stage names/actual names. For example, James Tiberius Kirk William Shatner but Jean Luc Picard Patrick Stewart. Data is probably the only one from TNG that I think doesn't sound better with the stage name for the character. I mean think about it, doesn't lieutenant Dorn sound just as good if not better than Lieutenant Worf? Counselor Sirtis instead of Counselor Troi? Maybe its just me.
 Bu7Z: Is that right? William Shatner? That's his name.., I've said it out loud often enough (often 'the William Shatner spoken word version is better') but to type his name... SHATNER. that just seems wrong somehow.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig that's... What I said... Only.. Without making it... Like... William... Shatner...
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z In Soviet Russia something... something
 Bu7Z: In soviet Russia something something...
 dobbiesdoogs: donutata
Image 174566   04-21-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
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 SpaceCow: They'll do if you can't get any amusing forks.
 Wet farts: These aren't on the list #174453
 Kim: This is my fetish.
 enfanta: Something something gladiator something something barely knew her...
 Bu7Z: Bread, steak, carving, butter, fish, dinner, none of these knives entertain.
Image 174565   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
403
 
 KnifeySpooney: @tokyopig what is that supposed to mean
 Noremak: @tokyopig Shin Ramyun ramen is pretty good. On the brightside, there's a few places I know that cook ramen fresh here in Illinois.
 Bu7Z: 'Do not purchase if packet is broken or torn' could be changed to simply, 'do not purchase'
 Bu7Z: Does this package ladling conform to the same standards as ours here in Australia, where the ingredients are listed in order of percentage of the product? Because if so I can see why sadness is the highest ingredient on the list. Hydrolysed corn, MSG, and sugar are all listed before chicken on something 'roast chicken flavoured' and even then it's 'powdered cooked chicken' which is sad in and of itself.
 tokyopig: That ramen is pretty sad. The US got the short end of the stick when it comes to ramen, instant or otherwise.
Image 174564   04-21-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
180
 
 dobbiesdoogs: stay blazin' pupper
Image 174563   04-21-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
813
 
 badger: Dr. Cats office
 enfanta: This doesn't concern you, Carl. Best move on.
 Bu7Z: You found our secret hideout, and now you must die.
 Bu7Z: You found our secret hideout, and now you must die.
Image 174562   04-21-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
39
 
 rip odb: Roll-your-own suppositories? I dunno, man...
 Bu7Z: At first I thought this was a model railway setup, someone working on the scenery.
 jazzjunkie: Excuse me sir, have you got Prince Albert in a can?
 tokyopig: Do you like to smoke pencil shavings? Well then I have a cigarette for you!
 duchaschmeremol: sinclair f. marlboro @ work (still bad for bad habits)
Image 174561   04-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
210
 
 tokyopig: This is what I look like when I'm trying to conceal my frustration with my coworkers.
 Dr Awkward: Rob FORheaD?
Image 174560   04-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
160
 
 highdra: @Felicity ...for ants
 satoshi: I agree, but why are we blaming leftist guerillas?
 tokyopig: [just wanted to use the word Khrushchyovka]
 tokyopig: But is it right to house people in Khrushchyovkas?
 Bu7Z: Unless you live on a planet with a capitalist global economy. Money is the cause of poverty.
Image 174559   04-21-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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