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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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Score:
462
 
 werterland: *car falls over, Flintstones-style*
 Nope: Ahh, when the world was still ruinable.
 slurms: A couple packets of rust please.
Image 174539   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
426
 
 mrwiffler: RUN.
 Bu7Z: I can't think how to put into letters the noise the creature from aliens makes so you will all (ya'll'll?) have to just imagine it in your heads.
 apoxia: If birds had chompers they would rule the world (like they used to).
 Wet farts: Holy fucking HELL NO
 A duck: 0.00000000001% dinosaur, motherfuckers!
 BavidDowie: Goosed
 slurms: Its ears are right below the neck part.
 Bast Relief: Who said dinosaurs went extinct.
 Scoo: Buh-GAWWKK!
Image 174538   04-20-17   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
420
 
 UltraBeverly: In the future, the sex bots will have their own sex bots.
 Hosebag: Ja tvoi sluga...Ja tvoi robotnik
 tokyopig: It says "Robot Health-check" or "Robot Physical" among lots of other illegible stuff.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I thought you knew!
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless how is robbot babby formed?
 slurms: Union shmunion.
 Peter Pantsless: The birds and the bees via @a robot
Image 174537   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
526
 
 Cami: Too corny!
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Doctor House wearing a house costume painting a house on the side of a house
 tokyopig: Tone it down Canada.
 enfanta: Nice ocarina.
 Knice: *swipes right*
 Scoo: Cornception
Image 174536   04-20-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
176
 
 XLY: Guy with ocarina makes ocarina while whistling an ocarina
 slurms: Your princess is in anther castle.
 Bast Relief: I've dated so many occasions players, for obvious reasons, but they always break my heart.
Image 174535   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
504
 
 SpaceCow: I don't care what Cobb says, purgatory doesn't look that bad.
 Bu7Z: Not just Morgan freeman but extremely Morgan freeman? @A duck *narration intensifies*
 Cami: Handyman special.
 A duck: *extremely Morgan Freeman voice* Well, it turns out Andy's dream of owning a hotel right on the beach down in Mexico wasn't such a good idea after all...
 ughjeez: Isn't that the guys trying to sell droids with bad motivators as "Like New"?
 wolfpk: The things that wash ashore!
 tib gubb: the ocean shows who's REALLY brutal
 a robot: YOU MANIACS etc
Image 174534   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Still wary.
 Bu7Z: Hmmpf. Paid good money for this portrait. Don't like it. Makes me look miserable. Humph. Terrible. Bah.
 apoxia: @wolfpk According to the interwebs these two are the actual models. The woman is Nan Wood Graham, the sister of the painter, and the man is Dr B.H. McKeeby, a dentist.
 zupobaloop: @wolfpk paintings.
 wolfpk: He's a perfect fit. Her face is to broad.
Image 174533   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
134
 
 Bu7Z: It'll turn you into a cyberman!
 Scoo: from JuniorDouche(tm)!
Image 174532   04-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
496
 
 Suburbanmom: I just went blind...
 jazzjunkie: Happy 4/20!
 enfanta: Got any moire of these?
 Mr. Shine: *gets seasick*
 Nope: Brains are neat and cool
 White Rice: This ones got a slow, soothing wave to it, and while that's less impact than the crazy ones, it's nice.
 a robot: GAHHHH
Image 174531   04-20-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
756
 
 RiderFan: Musicians like this are generally nice people.
 Science: @a robot: Damn it. Primus did Pure Imagination. They actually did an entire album based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 Science: @a robot: Not Death metal, but grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo
 White Rice: @tokyopig I was just responding to the request, not necessarily the image we've got here. I will say that metal probably has the most sub-types of any musical genre (with enough variety between types that it's actually valid (for the most part)). That said, I'm going to go be an edgelord (crap, that's going to get switched :-/) and get my Fear Factory CDs out, haven't listened to them in a while (Hammerfall too, but that's just fun stuff)
 tokyopig: @White Rice. *BLACK* metal. Yeesh.
 tokyopig: Autorad for Immortal. Also, @Scoo *BLACK* metal.
 White Rice: @Scoo I regret (not really) to inform you that there's already a death metal cover of everything. Yup, even THAT.
 a robot: @Scoo How about a death metal cover of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka?
 a robot: @Peach I still like it
 Peach: @Scoo This is not what you requested youtube.com/…
 Scoo: A death metal cover of the Reading Rainbow theme would be amazeballs
Image 174530   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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