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216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.



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Score:
387
 
 UltraBeverly: In the future, the sex bots will have their own sex bots.
 Hosebag: Ja tvoi sluga...Ja tvoi robotnik
 tokyopig: It says "Robot Health-check" or "Robot Physical" among lots of other illegible stuff.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I thought you knew!
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless how is robbot babby formed?
 slurms: Union shmunion.
 Peter Pantsless: The birds and the bees via @a robot
Image 174537   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
526
 
 Cami: Too corny!
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Doctor House wearing a house costume painting a house on the side of a house
 tokyopig: Tone it down Canada.
 enfanta: Nice ocarina.
 Knice: *swipes right*
 Scoo: Cornception
Image 174536   04-20-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
176
 
 XLY: Guy with ocarina makes ocarina while whistling an ocarina
 slurms: Your princess is in anther castle.
 Bast Relief: I've dated so many occasions players, for obvious reasons, but they always break my heart.
Image 174535   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
478
 
 SpaceCow: I don't care what Cobb says, purgatory doesn't look that bad.
 Bu7Z: Not just Morgan freeman but extremely Morgan freeman? @A duck *narration intensifies*
 Cami: Handyman special.
 A duck: *extremely Morgan Freeman voice* Well, it turns out Andy's dream of owning a hotel right on the beach down in Mexico wasn't such a good idea after all...
 ughjeez: Isn't that the guys trying to sell droids with bad motivators as "Like New"?
 wolfpk: The things that wash ashore!
 tib gubb: the ocean shows who's REALLY brutal
 a robot: YOU MANIACS etc
Image 174534   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
600
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Still wary.
 Bu7Z: Hmmpf. Paid good money for this portrait. Don't like it. Makes me look miserable. Humph. Terrible. Bah.
 apoxia: @wolfpk According to the interwebs these two are the actual models. The woman is Nan Wood Graham, the sister of the painter, and the man is Dr B.H. McKeeby, a dentist.
 zupobaloop: @wolfpk paintings.
 wolfpk: He's a perfect fit. Her face is to broad.
Image 174533   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
134
 
 Bu7Z: It'll turn you into a cyberman!
 Scoo: from JuniorDouche(tm)!
Image 174532   04-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
464
 
 Suburbanmom: I just went blind...
 jazzjunkie: Happy 4/20!
 enfanta: Got any moire of these?
 Mr. Shine: *gets seasick*
 Nope: Brains are neat and cool
 White Rice: This ones got a slow, soothing wave to it, and while that's less impact than the crazy ones, it's nice.
 a robot: GAHHHH
Image 174531   04-20-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
727
 
 RiderFan: Musicians like this are generally nice people.
 Science: @a robot: Damn it. Primus did Pure Imagination. They actually did an entire album based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 Science: @a robot: Not Death metal, but grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo
 White Rice: @tokyopig I was just responding to the request, not necessarily the image we've got here. I will say that metal probably has the most sub-types of any musical genre (with enough variety between types that it's actually valid (for the most part)). That said, I'm going to go be an edgelord (crap, that's going to get switched :-/) and get my Fear Factory CDs out, haven't listened to them in a while (Hammerfall too, but that's just fun stuff)
 tokyopig: @White Rice. *BLACK* metal. Yeesh.
 tokyopig: Autorad for Immortal. Also, @Scoo *BLACK* metal.
 White Rice: @Scoo I regret (not really) to inform you that there's already a death metal cover of everything. Yup, even THAT.
 a robot: @Scoo How about a death metal cover of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka?
 a robot: @Peach I still like it
 Peach: @Scoo This is not what you requested youtube.com/…
 Scoo: A death metal cover of the Reading Rainbow theme would be amazeballs
Image 174530   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
542
 
 A duck: "There will be consequences for this..."
 Ironass: You clipped me like this. I will murder you in your sleep.
 Peach: Alpacat
 Urn BooUrn: Murder you, human.
 tib gubb: just me - a regular cat, doing regular cat things
 dobbiesdoogs: i thought odie was the dog
Image 174529   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
380
 
 Felicity: Maltron vs. the Buhvengers
 sassysass: im dead @Peter Pantsless
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 jazzjunkie: Specially made for a computer scientist with an inside-out hand
 Unbathed: The letter "I" is above the space key. Single handed touch typing.
 slurms: 1,000 wpm.
 Peach: Still typing in only two dimensions, I see.
 Mr. Shine: Is this for typing with your buttcheeks?!
 Dr Awkward: "Hackers hate this one weird keyboard. Actually, EVERYONE hates it!"
 tib gubb: we call this model the "early retirement"
 Peter Pantsless: "mal" means "bad" or "wrong" or even "evil"
Image 174528   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
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