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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

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Score:
420
 
 UltraBeverly: In the future, the sex bots will have their own sex bots.
 Hosebag: Ja tvoi sluga...Ja tvoi robotnik
 tokyopig: It says "Robot Health-check" or "Robot Physical" among lots of other illegible stuff.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I thought you knew!
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless how is robbot babby formed?
 slurms: Union shmunion.
 Peter Pantsless: The birds and the bees via @a robot
Image 174537   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
526
 
 Cami: Too corny!
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Doctor House wearing a house costume painting a house on the side of a house
 tokyopig: Tone it down Canada.
 enfanta: Nice ocarina.
 Knice: *swipes right*
 Scoo: Cornception
Image 174536   04-20-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
176
 
 XLY: Guy with ocarina makes ocarina while whistling an ocarina
 slurms: Your princess is in anther castle.
 Bast Relief: I've dated so many occasions players, for obvious reasons, but they always break my heart.
Image 174535   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
504
 
 SpaceCow: I don't care what Cobb says, purgatory doesn't look that bad.
 Bu7Z: Not just Morgan freeman but extremely Morgan freeman? @A duck *narration intensifies*
 Cami: Handyman special.
 A duck: *extremely Morgan Freeman voice* Well, it turns out Andy's dream of owning a hotel right on the beach down in Mexico wasn't such a good idea after all...
 ughjeez: Isn't that the guys trying to sell droids with bad motivators as "Like New"?
 wolfpk: The things that wash ashore!
 tib gubb: the ocean shows who's REALLY brutal
 a robot: YOU MANIACS etc
Image 174534   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Still wary.
 Bu7Z: Hmmpf. Paid good money for this portrait. Don't like it. Makes me look miserable. Humph. Terrible. Bah.
 apoxia: @wolfpk According to the interwebs these two are the actual models. The woman is Nan Wood Graham, the sister of the painter, and the man is Dr B.H. McKeeby, a dentist.
 zupobaloop: @wolfpk paintings.
 wolfpk: He's a perfect fit. Her face is to broad.
Image 174533   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
134
 
 Bu7Z: It'll turn you into a cyberman!
 Scoo: from JuniorDouche(tm)!
Image 174532   04-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
496
 
 Suburbanmom: I just went blind...
 jazzjunkie: Happy 4/20!
 enfanta: Got any moire of these?
 Mr. Shine: *gets seasick*
 Nope: Brains are neat and cool
 White Rice: This ones got a slow, soothing wave to it, and while that's less impact than the crazy ones, it's nice.
 a robot: GAHHHH
Image 174531   04-20-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
756
 
 RiderFan: Musicians like this are generally nice people.
 Science: @a robot: Damn it. Primus did Pure Imagination. They actually did an entire album based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 Science: @a robot: Not Death metal, but grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo
 White Rice: @tokyopig I was just responding to the request, not necessarily the image we've got here. I will say that metal probably has the most sub-types of any musical genre (with enough variety between types that it's actually valid (for the most part)). That said, I'm going to go be an edgelord (crap, that's going to get switched :-/) and get my Fear Factory CDs out, haven't listened to them in a while (Hammerfall too, but that's just fun stuff)
 tokyopig: @White Rice. *BLACK* metal. Yeesh.
 tokyopig: Autorad for Immortal. Also, @Scoo *BLACK* metal.
 White Rice: @Scoo I regret (not really) to inform you that there's already a death metal cover of everything. Yup, even THAT.
 a robot: @Scoo How about a death metal cover of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka?
 a robot: @Peach I still like it
 Peach: @Scoo This is not what you requested youtube.com/…
 Scoo: A death metal cover of the Reading Rainbow theme would be amazeballs
Image 174530   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
572
 
 A duck: "There will be consequences for this..."
 Ironass: You clipped me like this. I will murder you in your sleep.
 Peach: Alpacat
 Urn BooUrn: Murder you, human.
 tib gubb: just me - a regular cat, doing regular cat things
 dobbiesdoogs: i thought odie was the dog
Image 174529   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
409
 
 trumpet: Maltron vs. the Buhvengers
 sassysass: im dead @Peter Pantsless
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 Bu7Z: Looks a little like #174555
 jazzjunkie: Specially made for a computer scientist with an inside-out hand
 Unbathed: The letter "I" is above the space key. Single handed touch typing.
 slurms: 1,000 wpm.
 Peach: Still typing in only two dimensions, I see.
 Mr. Shine: Is this for typing with your buttcheeks?!
 Shorts Leng: "Hackers hate this one weird keyboard. Actually, EVERYONE hates it!"
 tib gubb: we call this model the "early retirement"
 Peter Pantsless: "mal" means "bad" or "wrong" or even "evil"
Image 174528   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
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