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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: One of these is going to have a very bad day. Possibly both.
 wolfpk: That fish is fixing for one hell of a stomach ache.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian Sharky and George?
 SomeCanadian: You all are missing the point. They're an ocean buddy-cop duo: Spines and the Grouper. They solve undersea mysteries with their combination of street-sense and sheer know-how.
 KyleisBobDole: I have a dried, inflated, and stuffed pufferfish that I use as a rear view mirror decoration. He had googly eyes, but lost one so now his name is One-Eyed Sanchez.
 Gomi Day: WAAAAIT! don't eat that! fugu is poisonous and needs to be prepared by an expert, ya dummy.
 hearsegirl: i wish i could blow up in spikes like a pufferfish. so useful. so many applications
 hearsegirl: swallow me now bitch! yeah! didn't think so!
 itskando: When you have a popcorn kernel stuck between your chompers
 Wet farts: Puff puff pass
 ignatz: You should really cut down..
Image 174491   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
186
 
 wolfpk: It's the end of the world as we know it!
 Wet farts: Clean your windows. I just did.
Image 174490   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
712
 
 a robot: Dogs R great
 Annoying Vegan : I wanna go hiking with this kid!
 hearsegirl: joyful doggo is joyful.
 A duck: If there is a body of water nearby, be it a roaring river or the tiniest puddle, a retriever will find it and lay in it.
 Hosebag: OMG, best day ever!
 Nopetology: This dampens the doggo
Image 174489   04-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
1054
 
 mrwiffler: Quollity post. (sorry)
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian mumps?
 hearsegirl: wicked toebeans there yeah?
 A duck: Oy'll fookin foyt ya, mate! Yoo'll get propah fookin rekt!
 itskando: New mouse fashions: mange
 Hosebag: Bad touch!
 SomeCanadian: Your squirrel looks sick.
 Nopetology: Quoll gets the autorad
Image 174488   04-20-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
768
 
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian And regulated by...idiots like me? My God...what have I done?
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless Actually, it's chain reaction of images and comments, catalyzed by (+)s and RADS.
 hearsegirl: hoverpug
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Wait, I thought the spaceship was powered with comments?
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian well, jettison more, because more cuteness is always needed.
 wolfpk: I'm flying!!!
 SomeCanadian: I keep telling you people, images of this cuteness level overload the Spaceship's reactors! I had to jettison 5 Cathys to keep the ship stable!
 grizzly: Pug rapture
 Radstarboom: engage maximum borkdrive.
Image 174487   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
626
 
 werterland: @sparename Every place has something. Here in New York, it's heroin.
 sparename: The Northern UK has a 'Spice' problem, apparently...
 Noremak: Meth pumpkin seems quite comtent about all this.
 itskando: @TurkeyVulture No! He could have helped himself despite his circumstances!! Blahblahnlah
 funny in the wall: More like old age
 TurkeyVulture: Didn't look particularly in control of his life in even the "before" pic.
Image 174486   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
317
 
 mrwiffler: Who let Timothy Leary near a drum kit?
 Niels Bohr: This was a little more timely when uploaded yesterday on the anniversary of Levon Helm's death. To play drums and sing at the same time is superhuman. RIP
Image 174485   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
183
 
 Suburbanmom: organic butt plugs?
 WTF: Kumquat for scale
 SomeCanadian: Things I've put up my butt for 500, Alex!
 dangerous dave: @WaffleIron I hear Kubrick intentionally re-positioned the shot to imply that we faked the moon-landing, too.
 Urn BooUrn: The planetarium's solutions for budget cuts were more creative than effective.
 WaffleIron: "Come play with us!"
Image 174484   04-20-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
743
 
 antipatterns: @Peter Pantsless You can also tell it's not Soviet because he's wearing a helmet and suit.
 tib gubb: how else can we see to make sure the pilot is okay? dummy.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology It's a joke
 Nopetology: I know the Soviets copied the Buran from the Space Shuttle, and but I'm not aware of them copying Mercury. If you've got links, I'd love to see them- just did a search and got nowhere..
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless Looks like a pretty standard cutaway drawing that enlarges the Mercury's window to a size where you can see the whole astronaut. Pretty sure I saw this picture in a book as a kid.
 itskando: ...-day
 itskando: "May"
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Uhh, actually, this is a Soviet ripoff that they put a giant hole in for some reason. Get your story straight, dog
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless This is a Mercury capsule, so it's definitely not an old Soviet design. :)
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah those old Soviet designs were pretty crappy
 Radstarboom: I can see Youngary from here!
 Ulillillia: SPACESHIP!!!
 Wet farts: Or maybe it's not friendly enough.
Image 174483   04-20-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
447
 
 duchaschmeremol: *swat*
 raditzu: i've caught a helicopter thiiiis big, i'm telling you
 tib gubb: jesus no kaiju
 hearsegirl: "Yep, looks like Medusa again."
 Otterman: I once caught a fish this big
 funny in the wall: Mr redeemer has chest abs apparently.
 Borkf: *Swat*
 Shay: I'm telling ya man, it's THIS long!
 Nopetology: You shall not pass!
Image 174482   04-20-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
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