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176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

176025  dangerkeith3000: Looking at this is better than watching 'Signs' at least.

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175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?



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 Mr Bleak: One of these is going to have a very bad day. Possibly both.
 wolfpk: That fish is fixing for one hell of a stomach ache.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian Sharky and George?
 SomeCanadian: You all are missing the point. They're an ocean buddy-cop duo: Spines and the Grouper. They solve undersea mysteries with their combination of street-sense and sheer know-how.
 KyleisBobDole: I have a dried, inflated, and stuffed pufferfish that I use as a rear view mirror decoration. He had googly eyes, but lost one so now his name is One-Eyed Sanchez.
 Gomi Day: WAAAAIT! don't eat that! fugu is poisonous and needs to be prepared by an expert, ya dummy.
 hearsegirl: i wish i could blow up in spikes like a pufferfish. so useful. so many applications
 hearsegirl: swallow me now bitch! yeah! didn't think so!
 itskando: When you have a popcorn kernel stuck between your chompers
 Wet farts: Puff puff pass
 ignatz: You should really cut down..
Image 174491   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
186
 
 wolfpk: It's the end of the world as we know it!
 Wet farts: Clean your windows. I just did.
Image 174490   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
712
 
 a robot: Dogs R great
 Annoying Vegan : I wanna go hiking with this kid!
 hearsegirl: joyful doggo is joyful.
 A duck: If there is a body of water nearby, be it a roaring river or the tiniest puddle, a retriever will find it and lay in it.
 Hosebag: OMG, best day ever!
 Nopetology: This dampens the doggo
Image 174489   04-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
1054
 
 mrwiffler: Quollity post. (sorry)
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian mumps?
 hearsegirl: wicked toebeans there yeah?
 A duck: Oy'll fookin foyt ya, mate! Yoo'll get propah fookin rekt!
 itskando: New mouse fashions: mange
 Hosebag: Bad touch!
 SomeCanadian: Your squirrel looks sick.
 Nopetology: Quoll gets the autorad
Image 174488   04-20-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
768
 
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian And regulated by...idiots like me? My God...what have I done?
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless Actually, it's chain reaction of images and comments, catalyzed by (+)s and RADS.
 hearsegirl: hoverpug
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Wait, I thought the spaceship was powered with comments?
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian well, jettison more, because more cuteness is always needed.
 wolfpk: I'm flying!!!
 SomeCanadian: I keep telling you people, images of this cuteness level overload the Spaceship's reactors! I had to jettison 5 Cathys to keep the ship stable!
 grizzly: Pug rapture
 Radstarboom: engage maximum borkdrive.
Image 174487   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
650
 
 werterland: @sparename Every place has something. Here in New York, it's heroin.
 sparename: The Northern UK has a 'Spice' problem, apparently...
 Noremak: Meth pumpkin seems quite comtent about all this.
 itskando: @TurkeyVulture No! He could have helped himself despite his circumstances!! Blahblahnlah
 funny in the wall: More like old age
 TurkeyVulture: Didn't look particularly in control of his life in even the "before" pic.
Image 174486   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
317
 
 mrwiffler: Who let Timothy Leary near a drum kit?
 Niels Bohr: This was a little more timely when uploaded yesterday on the anniversary of Levon Helm's death. To play drums and sing at the same time is superhuman. RIP
Image 174485   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
183
 
 Suburbanmom: organic butt plugs?
 WTF: Kumquat for scale
 SomeCanadian: Things I've put up my butt for 500, Alex!
 dangerous dave: @WaffleIron I hear Kubrick intentionally re-positioned the shot to imply that we faked the moon-landing, too.
 Urn BooUrn: The planetarium's solutions for budget cuts were more creative than effective.
 WaffleIron: "Come play with us!"
Image 174484   04-20-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
711
 
 antipatterns: @Peter Pantsless You can also tell it's not Soviet because he's wearing a helmet and suit.
 tib gubb: how else can we see to make sure the pilot is okay? dummy.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology It's a joke
 Nopetology: I know the Soviets copied the Buran from the Space Shuttle, and but I'm not aware of them copying Mercury. If you've got links, I'd love to see them- just did a search and got nowhere..
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless Looks like a pretty standard cutaway drawing that enlarges the Mercury's window to a size where you can see the whole astronaut. Pretty sure I saw this picture in a book as a kid.
 itskando: ...-day
 itskando: "May"
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Uhh, actually, this is a Soviet ripoff that they put a giant hole in for some reason. Get your story straight, dog
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless This is a Mercury capsule, so it's definitely not an old Soviet design. :)
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah those old Soviet designs were pretty crappy
 Radstarboom: I can see Youngary from here!
 Ulillillia: SPACESHIP!!!
 Wet farts: Or maybe it's not friendly enough.
Image 174483   04-20-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
415
 
 duchaschmeremol: *swat*
 raditzu: i've caught a helicopter thiiiis big, i'm telling you
 tib gubb: jesus no kaiju
 hearsegirl: "Yep, looks like Medusa again."
 Otterman: I once caught a fish this big
 funny in the wall: Mr redeemer has chest abs apparently.
 Borkf: *Swat*
 Shay: I'm telling ya man, it's THIS long!
 Nopetology: You shall not pass!
Image 174482   04-20-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
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