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221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

221225  XLY: *PWIEEOOooop squweeEEEEEEE...

221416  funy speling: I'm having a terrible day, this made me feel better

221409  raditzu: so adorable, so carefree... i love this guy already

221411  a sedated moose: "You gotta be tough when you're dumb." And "Don't be stupid. And if you are, don't get caught." Were the two pearls I got most from my father.

221411  Scoo: Your dad's weird

221295  raditzu: Begone, sex-crazed harlot! I'm a man of honor and purity... and sadnes and misery.

221392  Haute and sweaty: Rad for someone who clearly loves their dog.

221301  raditzu: i'd buy that book. Make that even two.

221396  Haute and sweaty: All dogs go to heaven, Mickey.

221416  blablabla: "Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street. Nobody's help in' me."

221268  XLY: **you're!

221402  Haute and sweaty: Alton Brown, a pioneer in his field.

221398  well duh: "Where are my testicles, Jerry?"

221419  bad tony: You didn't bother to read the fine print.

221407  PenguinBartender: Read BETWEEN the LINE

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221276 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.

221268 XLY: **you're!

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221352 El hefe: This is fine

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221233 PushyWebsite: You only get that much zaniness from an improv group photo.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON



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Score:
336
 
 Mr Bleak: One of these is going to have a very bad day. Possibly both.
 wolfpk: That fish is fixing for one hell of a stomach ache.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian Sharky and George?
 SomeCanadian: You all are missing the point. They're an ocean buddy-cop duo: Spines and the Grouper. They solve undersea mysteries with their combination of street-sense and sheer know-how.
 KyleisBobDole: I have a dried, inflated, and stuffed pufferfish that I use as a rear view mirror decoration. He had googly eyes, but lost one so now his name is One-Eyed Sanchez.
 Gomi Day: WAAAAIT! don't eat that! fugu is poisonous and needs to be prepared by an expert, ya dummy.
 hearsegirl: i wish i could blow up in spikes like a pufferfish. so useful. so many applications
 hearsegirl: swallow me now bitch! yeah! didn't think so!
 itskando: When you have a popcorn kernel stuck between your chompers
 Wet farts: Puff puff pass
 ignatz: You should really cut down..
Image 174491   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
186
 
 wolfpk: It's the end of the world as we know it!
 Wet farts: Clean your windows. I just did.
Image 174490   04-20-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
712
 
 a robot: Dogs R great
 Annoying Vegan : I wanna go hiking with this kid!
 hearsegirl: joyful doggo is joyful.
 A duck: If there is a body of water nearby, be it a roaring river or the tiniest puddle, a retriever will find it and lay in it.
 Hosebag: OMG, best day ever!
 Nopetology: This dampens the doggo
Image 174489   04-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
1054
 
 mrwiffler: Quollity post. (sorry)
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian mumps?
 hearsegirl: wicked toebeans there yeah?
 A duck: Oy'll fookin foyt ya, mate! Yoo'll get propah fookin rekt!
 itskando: New mouse fashions: mange
 Hosebag: Bad touch!
 SomeCanadian: Your squirrel looks sick.
 Nopetology: Quoll gets the autorad
Image 174488   04-20-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
768
 
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian And regulated by...idiots like me? My God...what have I done?
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless Actually, it's chain reaction of images and comments, catalyzed by (+)s and RADS.
 hearsegirl: hoverpug
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Wait, I thought the spaceship was powered with comments?
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian well, jettison more, because more cuteness is always needed.
 wolfpk: I'm flying!!!
 SomeCanadian: I keep telling you people, images of this cuteness level overload the Spaceship's reactors! I had to jettison 5 Cathys to keep the ship stable!
 grizzly: Pug rapture
 Radstarboom: engage maximum borkdrive.
Image 174487   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
650
 
 werterland: @sparename Every place has something. Here in New York, it's heroin.
 sparename: The Northern UK has a 'Spice' problem, apparently...
 Noremak: Meth pumpkin seems quite comtent about all this.
 itskando: @TurkeyVulture No! He could have helped himself despite his circumstances!! Blahblahnlah
 funny in the wall: More like old age
 TurkeyVulture: Didn't look particularly in control of his life in even the "before" pic.
Image 174486   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
317
 
 mrwiffler: Who let Timothy Leary near a drum kit?
 Niels Bohr: This was a little more timely when uploaded yesterday on the anniversary of Levon Helm's death. To play drums and sing at the same time is superhuman. RIP
Image 174485   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
183
 
 Suburbanmom: organic butt plugs?
 WTF: Kumquat for scale
 SomeCanadian: Things I've put up my butt for 500, Alex!
 dangerous dave: @WaffleIron I hear Kubrick intentionally re-positioned the shot to imply that we faked the moon-landing, too.
 Urn BooUrn: The planetarium's solutions for budget cuts were more creative than effective.
 WaffleIron: "Come play with us!"
Image 174484   04-20-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
743
 
 antipatterns: @Peter Pantsless You can also tell it's not Soviet because he's wearing a helmet and suit.
 tib gubb: how else can we see to make sure the pilot is okay? dummy.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology It's a joke
 Nopetology: I know the Soviets copied the Buran from the Space Shuttle, and but I'm not aware of them copying Mercury. If you've got links, I'd love to see them- just did a search and got nowhere..
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless Looks like a pretty standard cutaway drawing that enlarges the Mercury's window to a size where you can see the whole astronaut. Pretty sure I saw this picture in a book as a kid.
 itskando: ...-day
 itskando: "May"
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Uhh, actually, this is a Soviet ripoff that they put a giant hole in for some reason. Get your story straight, dog
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless This is a Mercury capsule, so it's definitely not an old Soviet design. :)
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah those old Soviet designs were pretty crappy
 Radstarboom: I can see Youngary from here!
 Ulillillia: SPACESHIP!!!
 Wet farts: Or maybe it's not friendly enough.
Image 174483   04-20-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
447
 
 duchaschmeremol: *swat*
 raditzu: i've caught a helicopter thiiiis big, i'm telling you
 tib gubb: jesus no kaiju
 hearsegirl: "Yep, looks like Medusa again."
 Otterman: I once caught a fish this big
 funny in the wall: Mr redeemer has chest abs apparently.
 Borkf: *Swat*
 Shay: I'm telling ya man, it's THIS long!
 Nopetology: You shall not pass!
Image 174482   04-20-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
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