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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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Score:
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 antipatterns: @Peter Pantsless You can also tell it's not Soviet because he's wearing a helmet and suit.
 tib gubb: how else can we see to make sure the pilot is okay? dummy.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology It's a joke
 Nopetology: I know the Soviets copied the Buran from the Space Shuttle, and but I'm not aware of them copying Mercury. If you've got links, I'd love to see them- just did a search and got nowhere..
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless Looks like a pretty standard cutaway drawing that enlarges the Mercury's window to a size where you can see the whole astronaut. Pretty sure I saw this picture in a book as a kid.
 itskando: ...-day
 itskando: "May"
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Uhh, actually, this is a Soviet ripoff that they put a giant hole in for some reason. Get your story straight, dog
 Nopetology: @Peter Pantsless This is a Mercury capsule, so it's definitely not an old Soviet design. :)
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah those old Soviet designs were pretty crappy
 Radstarboom: I can see Youngary from here!
 Ulillillia: SPACESHIP!!!
 Wet farts: Or maybe it's not friendly enough.
Image 174483   04-20-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
447
 
 duchaschmeremol: *swat*
 raditzu: i've caught a helicopter thiiiis big, i'm telling you
 tib gubb: jesus no kaiju
 hearsegirl: "Yep, looks like Medusa again."
 Otterman: I once caught a fish this big
 funny in the wall: Mr redeemer has chest abs apparently.
 Borkf: *Swat*
 Shay: I'm telling ya man, it's THIS long!
 Nopetology: You shall not pass!
Image 174482   04-20-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
300
 
 WTF: I hate when my IUD falls out.
 A duck: Pro tip: don't put cables out by the cord. Then you won't have this problem.
 Unbathed: When I see lips beggin' to be kissed, I can't stop, I can's stop myself.
 Niels Bohr: What's wrong with your feet? Aghh
 Scoo: Well, does it still work?
Image 174481   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
200
 
 sparename: Anyone else remember when Bowie was doing some final dates a few comeback tours ago (25 yrs?) and asking for votes for songs to sing? The NME ran a campaign called 'Just Say Gnome' to make him have to sing 'The Laughing Gnome'
 itskando: C'mon, Drugs. Tell her you want to hang with your friends
 trelyate: timely
 grizzly: @Scoo they put on a rad show.
 Scoo: Meh, I've seen dumber band names
Image 174480   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
355
 
 house md: I like that it claims to be a documentary, and that the cover image implies a shadowy cabal of international elites debating the question.
 werterland: That's a stupid question.
 A duck: He does now!
 Flarmie: @KyleisBobDole If I ever have a son, I want his name to just be my name in reverse. Yort.
 KyleisBobDole: I read that as "Does Dracula have kids?", to which I would point out the thrilling documentary entitled "Symphony of the Night".
 grizzly: @Shay That is VHS' superior cousin, Betamax!
 Shay: Hypothetical: What the fuck is wrong with that tape?
 funny in the wall: let's spend some time discussing this super relevant topic
 WaffleIron: BAHfest 1987
Image 174479   04-20-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
195
 
 tib gubb: ginyu force?
 jochenau: Rad for kung fu.
Image 174478   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
766
 
 itskando: Alright, here's the plan. You fake the ol thorn in the paw. I'll maul im. Bear, you open the doors. We'll find that meat cache!
 funny in the wall: @Hosebag rad for Monty Python reference
 wolfpk: Hay, wrong order! It is lion, tiger, then bear. (I not going to tell them that though)
 Wet farts: So much fluffy murder
 Mutato Nomine: @Unbathed why do you torture me this way?
 SkidSolo: @Hosebag I understand that tigers are more common in North America than on any other continent.
 SkidSolo: Their docility may be linked to the fact that all three were castrated as young animals.
 Unbathed: @Mutato Nomine They're also singular, not plural.
 Hosebag: A tiger? In africa?
 Mutato Nomine: They're in the wrong order, and my OCD is going to kill me. Oh my.
 Ulillillia: Sadly, only two-thirds remain.
 funny in the wall: would definitely risk life to cuddle this trio
 Urn BooUrn: Oh, my!
Image 174477   04-20-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
775
 
 raditzu: that's how i look like when i see some bad comment on friendly spaceship
 tib gubb: i don't recommend using your chompers
 Flarmie: This is how I browse Friendly Spaceship jsdkfahsdjkfhdsakgda
 WaffleIron: I find Toshibas taste better, even without the lemon.
 Mutato Nomine: If this photo was higher res, I would use it for every profile photo related to my work life.
 Teechur: @Warrax Me, too! I came, I saw, I concurred.
 Warrax: This actually made me lol out loud, for some reason. I'm not even ashamed that I don't feel ashamed about it.
Image 174476   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
278
 
 enfanta: Hm. I knew a lot of these kids but the names are wrong.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Lynda Barry is in my top 5 authors of all time. Love her!
 Flarmie: If you have a cup or jar taped to the back of your leg, you best watch your back around Jeff and Ricky.
 FabricMan: Josh Silver: Endlessly taunts that one kid who's on the spectrum. It was kinda funny at first but it got weird after he bit his own arm.
 Scoo: As long as Ricky Deever uses appropriate containers, I don't see the issue
 copunter: all maintain purple status religiously, all secretly envied by the rest of us
Image 174475   04-20-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
259
 
 Suburbanmom: NOT OK
 BavidDowie: Roll that beautiful bean footage...FOREVER!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Www.pinkeyecausedbybakedbeans.com
 sparename: " # With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise # "
 Side Boob: I will be so glad when this meme dies
 bug: My God, it's full of beans
 Wooden Spoon: This is the secret of Bushes baked beans that the dog keeps trying to tell you.
 Sadbot: Where I'm swimming, I don't need eyes
 Derp Herpigan: He;s swimmin about thos beans
Image 174474   04-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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