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199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

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199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199155 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't



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 wolfpk: *Human wakes up mext morning covered in dead rat
 Hosebag: Walk into neighbor's home: "Hello Alexa, buy two tons of stuffed rats"
 KrazyKat: @a robot good to know. A pile of stuffed rats: $50. Invoking the eternal wrath of cat urine in your bed: priceless
 a robot: @KrazyKat I have some of those, they are "Gosig Mus," $1.00 at IKEA
 karmakat: oh SHIT...they sent me a threat...they are onto me.
 sparename: @KrazyKat They only bought two..
 KrazyKat: Must have been quite a sale on stuffed rats.
 Nopetology: Ok, human. Just wait and see what happens the next time you try to sleep...
Image 174461   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
230
 
 enfanta: Now these are entertaining knives.
 tokyopig: Well your exhibit had a lot of good points to it but...
 Spazstatic: Various types of knives #174453
Image 174460   04-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
313
 
 Felicity: @A duck Oh hi gun! You are tearing me apart!
 tokyopig: Nope. Nothing I don't like here. These guys are the enemy? Shame!
 slurms: I just dropped in to see what my conditioning was in.
 Shay: Hey buddy, do you like Dominoes? Well watch this! *sticks out leg*
 Otterman: Why not flats? Seems more practical. Oh yeah, North Korea.
 A duck: @funny in the wall: Why shoot a Commie Gun when you can shoot a Tommy Gun?
 funny in the wall: the bayonetted AK47 is the most evil of assault rifles
Image 174459   04-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
587
 
 DarkTeddy: Picasso does not approve @wolfpk
 Gomi Day: snow has a terrible power - we are here to protect you
 wolfpk: Cubism snowman.
 Spazstatic: Snowman
 Spazstatic: Low poly science
 dangerkeith3000: Neato
Image 174458   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
158
 
 Spazstatic: Sun foot + sunburned hand of the man + universal cell unlock + Green Lee Chippendale
Image 174457   04-20-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
312
 
 Peach: I'm gonna miss earth.
 Shay: Boy am I tired.
 WaffleIron: "The field full of tires, it is always on fire, to light my way home"
 Unbathed: It creeps And leaps and glides and slides
 sparename: I know, these are the little plastic balls from cosmetics
Image 174456   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
50
 
 Eleftheros: "I keep screaming and God never answers"
 SomeOtherCanadian: I am Yershee
Image 174455   04-20-17   Uploaded by    MidnightCthulhu
Score:
399
 
 Felicity: Im a music teacher and even I didnt find that funny
 duchaschmeremol: said they, and played a full huor
 Eleftheros: This gave me minuetingitis
 sparename: 'Marty and Elayne' are purposely worse than these guys look
 tritium: @Amy Housewine based on the title, I would expect exactly one minuet and nothing else.
 Amy Housewine: It's even more hilarious when you realise that the album doesn't contain any minuets.
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew someone who put out an album of chiptune arrangements of madrigals called "Super Madrigal Brothers."
 Robespierre: Their big hit was "Mostly Madrigals"
 tib gubb: pre-internet trolling
 Scoo: I like my Minuet medium-rare
Image 174454   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
408
 
 Wooden Spoon: @SomeCanadian: Their headquarters is in the HAMptons.
 DrinkMixMan: Which is the one I pull out of my block to open mail?
 SomeCanadian: HAM POLICE.
Image 174453   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
278
 
 Felicity: @Dick Inspector Flojickerdushun
 Wooden Spoon: @Dick Inspector: Thank you Yoda.
 Dick Inspector: Phonological reduction, that is called.
Image 174452   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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