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176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

176025  dangerkeith3000: Looking at this is better than watching 'Signs' at least.

176027  illBilliam: All I see is Musa acuminata.

176027  dangerkeith3000: This is apples!

176026  dangerous dave: It's official: I am *not* the weirdest person on the planet, by a margin of at least one.

176022  Wet farts: Nice rifle kid. You have paperwork for that SBR? Didn't think so. Why don't you come with us.

176026  Gomi Day: @scribbs don't kinkshame.

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8. enfanta
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10. addend



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175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175839 dangerous dave: @A duck ...You didn't think that guy was more the 'mutha bleepa' type?

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.



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winwolf uploaded 175758 (835 points)
imaginary gf uploaded 175743 (816 points)
bromide uploaded 175735 (787 points)
a robot uploaded 175631 (764 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 175803 (758 points)
genius uploaded 175715 (719 points)
cenecia uploaded 175587 (713 points)
Mafallin uploaded 175880 (702 points)
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11. nerdhulk: 1325 points
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Score:
1073
 
 wolfpk: *Human wakes up mext morning covered in dead rat
 Hosebag: Walk into neighbor's home: "Hello Alexa, buy two tons of stuffed rats"
 KrazyKat: @a robot good to know. A pile of stuffed rats: $50. Invoking the eternal wrath of cat urine in your bed: priceless
 a robot: @KrazyKat I have some of those, they are "Gosig Mus," $1.00 at IKEA
 karmakat: oh SHIT...they sent me a threat...they are onto me.
 sparename: @KrazyKat They only bought two..
 KrazyKat: Must have been quite a sale on stuffed rats.
 Nopetology: Ok, human. Just wait and see what happens the next time you try to sleep...
Image 174461   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
230
 
 enfanta: Now these are entertaining knives.
 tokyopig: Well your exhibit had a lot of good points to it but...
 Spazstatic: Various types of knives #174453
Image 174460   04-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
289
 
 tokyopig: Nope. Nothing I don't like here. These guys are the enemy? Shame!
 slurms: I just dropped in to see what my conditioning was in.
 Shay: Hey buddy, do you like Dominoes? Well watch this! *sticks out leg*
 Otterman: Why not flats? Seems more practical. Oh yeah, North Korea.
 A duck: @funny in the wall: Why shoot a Commie Gun when you can shoot a Tommy Gun?
 funny in the wall: the bayonetted AK47 is the most evil of assault rifles
Image 174459   04-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
560
 
 DarkTeddy: Picasso does not approve @wolfpk
 Gomi Day: snow has a terrible power - we are here to protect you
 wolfpk: Cubism snowman.
 Spazstatic: Snowman
 Spazstatic: Low poly science
 dangerkeith3000: Neato
Image 174458   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
158
 
 Spazstatic: Sun foot + sunburned hand of the man + universal cell unlock + Green Lee Chippendale
Image 174457   04-20-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
286
 
 Peach: I'm gonna miss earth.
 Shay: Boy am I tired.
 WaffleIron: "The field full of tires, it is always on fire, to light my way home"
 Unbathed: It creeps And leaps and glides and slides
 sparename: I know, these are the little plastic balls from cosmetics
Image 174456   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
50
 
 Eleftheros: "I keep screaming and God never answers"
 SomeOtherCanadian: I am Yershee
Image 174455   04-20-17   Uploaded by    MidnightCthulhu
Score:
376
 
 duchaschmeremol: said they, and played a full huor
 Eleftheros: This gave me minuetingitis
 sparename: 'Marty and Elayne' are purposely worse than these guys look
 tritium: @Amy Housewine based on the title, I would expect exactly one minuet and nothing else.
 Amy Housewine: It's even more hilarious when you realise that the album doesn't contain any minuets.
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew someone who put out an album of chiptune arrangements of madrigals called "Super Madrigal Brothers."
 Robespierre: Their big hit was "Mostly Madrigals"
 tib gubb: pre-internet trolling
 Scoo: I like my Minuet medium-rare
Image 174454   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
408
 
 Wooden Spoon: @SomeCanadian: Their headquarters is in the HAMptons.
 DrinkMixMan: Which is the one I pull out of my block to open mail?
 SomeCanadian: HAM POLICE.
Image 174453   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
278
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Dick Inspector: Thank you Yoda.
 Dick Inspector: Phonological reduction, that is called.
Image 174452   04-20-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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