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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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Score:
928
 
 Hosebag: He's goose stepping.
 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @SomeCanadian Brink: of my toilet seat. or Smart House: reeks of taco bell shits.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian why not both?
 SomeCanadian: Sick like a mid-90s Disney Channel movie? Or sick like dysentery?
Image 174445   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
358
 
 Nopetology: A fine specimen of the exceedingly rare Lesser Duskywinged Nopedactyl
 Micro Jackson: He gets bugs in his teeth. A lot.
 CompletelyJoking: Uh ... yyyyyyyyyyeah...
Image 174444   04-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
227
 
 Shay: @Noremak But the Penguin is still lurking around...
 Noremak: You can't. Ringling Bros. circus is closing down next month.
 Otterman: @Micro Jackson Maybe the carnies?
 Micro Jackson: Circus will give them back. Who wants your damn kids? Nobody, that's who
 fakeusername: Joke's on you, the circus is broke.
 potato: I ain't leavin' SHIT.
Image 174443   04-20-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
334
 
 doggggggie: Ughs: A Music War
 a robot: Tina Belcher approves
 Borkf: Still better than Uggs.
 Micro Jackson: If you take enough drugs, this makes sense
 fakeusername: Drugs take care of ughs, that's the point
 Snix: In my experience the first leads to the second.
 SomeCanadian: It's not working. *goes back to drugs* @tib gubb
 tib gubb: "ugh"
Image 174442   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
343
 
 Chaplin: The Day My Cat Went Punk, an ABC after school special
 Wooden Spoon: That cat is clearly going to murder someone hard.
 XLY: still better than Uggs
 tib gubb: you'll pay for this, hooman
 sparename: "Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams but Emily loved him."
Image 174441   04-20-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
752
 
 apoxia: Such cute wee things
 Wooden Spoon: Full size and 1/8 scale... get it? Because they have scales!
 enfanta: Gonna be a danglin' pangolin in 3... 2...
Image 174440   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
914
 
 Shay: *Night on Bald Mountain playing internally*
 Micro Jackson: Your true colors shining through
 Koopa: I was RIGHT ALL ALONG! No wonder cats despise bathing!
 Scoo: Fur the glory of satan, of course!
Image 174439   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
375
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: The city folk need their pumpkin spice. Time to go downriver
 slurms: You know how many? All of them.
 Unbathed: Papa sets traps catchin' anything he can.
 Scoo: Off to rub them somewhere, I reckon
 Dresdenkeogh: I wash my hands of you father. I shall never be a pumpkin gondolier. Good bye forever.
 sparename: The even newer swearword: "Pumpkinfarmer"
Image 174438   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
349
 
 Annoying Vegan : Much excellence
 Ulillillia: Cathy cards
 tib gubb: I found it in the "sarcastic" section
 kswat: *Snore - Gasp* - *Cough
 Dresdenkeogh: No really, good job.
Image 174437   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
742
 
 sports: Maybe they met on twinstrangers.net
 steve: @Sadbot You work with what you have
 Otterman: Possibly time travel.
 grizzly: I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
 bug: sigh... only the evil twin is supposed to have the goatee, Dave. One of us has to shave to make this work.
 Butcherboy: I'm seeing double! Four krustys
 Sadbot: They both are looking at each other thinking "a gross little goatee isn't really a jawline, is it now?"
 Beer 30: At least he's being honest.
 Dresdenkeogh: They must never touch.
 ASTER: Doug and NEGA-DOUG will have separate checks.
 Dr Awkward: Two guys, one pint.
Image 174436   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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