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188108  Ulillillia: To the window

188110  Peter Pantsless: It's impressive they've managed to stay in business for 35 years without an open bar

187351  Rat-Butt: @Air Biscuit there's a storm coming...

188027  jazzjunkie: A little privacy?

188108  Warrax: Dude, wash your dick.

187978  Rat-Butt: That new full body condoms doesn't seem to be working out all that well for you...

188106  Higdec: Wow those people must be really short

188103  Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy

188106  Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.

188105  ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.

188030  raditzu: rule 34

188003  Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...

188107  Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.

188008  Rat-Butt: I like this bear. He mak s me feel all warm and cuddly

188107  WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"

188010  Rat-Butt: Stiff as a board, light as a feather...stiff as a board, light as a feather...damnit, Jean, stop moving around!

188095  Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward A long time ago I went to Nowhere, Nebraska, USA with my dad on what was supposed to be a hunting trip, but I was all "that's lame, I'm doing astronomy instead." Aaaand that's the main reason I hate where I live so much. I can't see shit. Unless it's really clear I can't even see all of Orion, and I can NEVER see all of Ursa Major. Shit, the goddamn water tower is brighter than Venus

188110  dobbiesdoogs: nice try

188092  Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

188107  Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.

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187973 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?

187979 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker

188035 hajjpodge: 5/12

188067 Felicity: Like #188068, a 1980s future we no longer have access to

187911 RiderFan: Heavy Rolla

187956 2Berries: I've almost earned my 5 gallon pin

187972 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.

188089 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice It's just too slow for me. I like the art, I like the characters, the stories are good enough, the action sequences kick ass...but then the protagonist spends an entire episode face down on the ground and nothing of note happens. SKIP! It's like reading Moby Dick; you can skip most of it and still get the point.

187969 wolfpk: Because waterfalls are for wooses!

187981 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.



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fracking uploaded 187958 (785 points)
Scoo uploaded 187734 (759 points)
watwatwat uploaded 187650 (747 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 187758 (738 points)
myrealname uploaded 188014 (723 points)
Alpha Trion uploaded 187897 (714 points)
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elahabdh uploaded 187737 (701 points)
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 7. Warrax: 2411 points
 8. Supermansbrother: 1896 points
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11. Gomi Day: 1567 points
12. myrealname: 1546 points
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Score:
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 A duck: @Borkf: I kid, I kid ;)
 Science: Inappropriate Cracker Jack prize
 Bill Rye: Boobs Galore is my dancing name
 Borkf: @A duck :-(
 KingTrebek: I've seen boobs but I never realized they were a puzzle
 Sadbot: "Boobs"*....*artist's interpretation, artist may or may not have ever seen a boob
 bug: Ok, I'm waiting...
 A duck: The real "boob" here is the OP! ;)
 A duck: *knocks on stranger's door* Sir, have you heard about Boobs?
 ASTER: Check out "Penis".
 Scoo: Are the quotes a shorthand for fake?
 WTF: Moobs are the real ultimate.
 DarkTeddy: Ive seen a couple. Including mine.
Image 174429   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
399
 
 isosceleswaffle: I'm still disappointed in grandpa's trout.
 Skaalar: This is the weirdest version of Cyrano de Bergerac I've ever seen.
 Hosebag: I had a trouser-trout when I was a young lad.
 Dan Tagonistic: Fish pocket
 Unbathed: @sparename multilevel
 Micro Jackson: Don't leave home without it
 sparename: Joe's sister: - Jean Pesci
 kinggheedra: why did you do this
 bug: I took a fish head out to see a movie...
 Robespierre: Failed REO Speedwagon album cover.
 Throwbot: Now to cut down the largest tree in the forest
 SunWukong: It's looking at the boobs.
 Mr. Shine: All the wonders of the sea / Will be served up hot to me / Baked or broiled or lightly breaded / Just the thought makes me lightheaded / In a salad, boiled, or tossed/ in a bowl of tartar sauce/ Fish Pockets, here I come!
 tib gubb: snacking on the go
 dangerkeith3000: "Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a fish? Carry on then."
Image 174428   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
687
 
 apoxia: I hate to break it to you kid, but "autonomous vehicles". Maybe choose a different dream.
 werterland: @WaffleIron YES. I hated dealing with most truck drivers, since they usually assumed I needed help and called me things like "sweetheart." Ugh.
 WaffleIron: Last time a driver helped me load the truck I wanted to hide his body out back. Stay in the cab and live the dream.
 Robespierre: Hey AntKnee - you a truck drivah yet?
 Off Topic: That moment when you realize that Anthony has better penmanship that you.
 Dresdenkeogh: Follow your dreams, even if they're dreams that have you waking up like "GASP*snort* what day is it? what? WHAT? oh *$%@ that was weird"
 annterland: I hope he does...that would be the best
Image 174427   04-20-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
256
 
 apoxia: A double-breasted shirt. Now that's making a statement.
 Ulillillia: Did I do that?
 Robespierre: The Great Makossa, looking totally '80s - dig the size of those glasses.
 A duck: Hello, ladies!
 Koopa: He has far much more gusto than I do. I would certainly lose in a fight against this powerful man.
 Scoo: I like that that shirt looks like it has built-in suspenders
Image 174426   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
626
 
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
745
 
 a robot: @SunWukong Sounds like a Very Rad Cat to me
 SunWukong: My Cat is twenty. I have still never successfully crept up on him. When I am three feet away he swivels his head towards me and breaks records for disdain. I love that Cat.
 Koopa: @Dresdenkeogh Either he has facial nerves of steel, or he simply didn't want to make a scared face. Conversations like these are always neat.
 Scoo: I'll admit to sometimes intentionally trying to spook my cat, because it's so hilarious to watch him jump up damn near vertically
 Dresdenkeogh: @Koopa His body is scared, is face is amusingly passive.
 Koopa: Different point of views make everything different. Like this cat, who was spooked by a liquid.
Image 174424   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
614
 
 Ulillillia: When the sun shines we'll shine together
 bug: It looks super swag until it deploys in the middle of your interview.
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat prank on the TSA agent. He'll love it!
 SunWukong: That umbrella really ties your outfit together.
 Dresdenkeogh: I would use this. With much redundant flare and penache.
Image 174423   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
721
 
 Unbathed: @Robespierre Thanks for telling me, I missed the sign.
 Robespierre: Right next to Aceof Base.
 Radstarboom: No girls allowed.
 Side Boob: Right next to Fort Kickass!
 Dresdenkeogh: all your awesome base are belong to us.
 thecraftywolf: weww my base is awesomer than your bowing base biwwy
Image 174422   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
289
 
 Dr. Bathroom: "Have you been huffing gold paint again?" "No"
 Hosebag: Can I paint his winky gold? It's sort of my thing.
 Dan Tagonistic: Witless me!
 UltraBeverly: Citizen Ruth reboot looking... dumb.
 Ulillillia: Well done, Mister President.
 KingTrebek: gold lungs
 bug: Goldfinger 2, James Bond Boogaloo, wasn't very good.
 Robespierre: Some people sure know how to party!
 A duck: So baller he only huffs gold paint
 piranharama: Witness me
 SunWukong: Midas' wife is furious.
 Kim: Hammer time.
 Scoo: Just quality gold my friend
 Derp Herpigan: So I got a can of spray paint, and colored part of my face/I now have carcinoma, 'tis a grand disgrace.
Image 174421   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
440
 
 fakeusername: I've heard people were shorter back then, but damn
 funny in the wall: shouldn't it just say "man-god" or "human" or "mammal" something? I mean I do not see the artropods' names.
Image 174420   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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