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199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

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199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

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199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

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 Felicity: I should create a TV show called /Tijuana/ so I can write the series bible
 A duck: @Borkf: I kid, I kid ;)
 Science: Inappropriate Cracker Jack prize
 Bill Rye: Boobs Galore is my dancing name
 Borkf: @A duck :-(
 KingTrebek: I've seen boobs but I never realized they were a puzzle
 Sadbot: "Boobs"*....*artist's interpretation, artist may or may not have ever seen a boob
 bug: Ok, I'm waiting...
 A duck: The real "boob" here is the OP! ;)
 A duck: *knocks on stranger's door* Sir, have you heard about Boobs?
 ASTER: Check out "Penis".
 Scoo: Are the quotes a shorthand for fake?
 WTF: Moobs are the real ultimate.
 DarkTeddy: Ive seen a couple. Including mine.
Image 174429   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
399
 
 isosceleswaffle: I'm still disappointed in grandpa's trout.
 Skaalar: This is the weirdest version of Cyrano de Bergerac I've ever seen.
 Hosebag: I had a trouser-trout when I was a young lad.
 Dan Tagonistic: Fish pocket
 Unbathed: @sparename multilevel
 Micro Jackson: Don't leave home without it
 sparename: Joe's sister: - Jean Pesci
 kinggheedra: why did you do this
 bug: I took a fish head out to see a movie...
 Robespierre: Failed REO Speedwagon album cover.
 Throwbot: Now to cut down the largest tree in the forest
 SunWukong: It's looking at the boobs.
 Mr. Shine: All the wonders of the sea / Will be served up hot to me / Baked or broiled or lightly breaded / Just the thought makes me lightheaded / In a salad, boiled, or tossed/ in a bowl of tartar sauce/ Fish Pockets, here I come!
 tib gubb: snacking on the go
 dangerkeith3000: "Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a fish? Carry on then."
Image 174428   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
742
 
 Felicity: @apoxia I wanted to work at a video store and drive a taxi :-(
 apoxia: I hate to break it to you kid, but "autonomous vehicles". Maybe choose a different dream.
 werterland: @WaffleIron YES. I hated dealing with most truck drivers, since they usually assumed I needed help and called me things like "sweetheart." Ugh.
 WaffleIron: Last time a driver helped me load the truck I wanted to hide his body out back. Stay in the cab and live the dream.
 Robespierre: Hey AntKnee - you a truck drivah yet?
 Off Topic: That moment when you realize that Anthony has better penmanship that you.
 Dresdenkeogh: Follow your dreams, even if they're dreams that have you waking up like "GASP*snort* what day is it? what? WHAT? oh *$%@ that was weird"
 annterland: I hope he does...that would be the best
Image 174427   04-20-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
288
 
 apoxia: A double-breasted shirt. Now that's making a statement.
 Ulillillia: Did I do that?
 Robespierre: The Great Makossa, looking totally '80s - dig the size of those glasses.
 A duck: Hello, ladies!
 Koopa: He has far much more gusto than I do. I would certainly lose in a fight against this powerful man.
 Scoo: I like that that shirt looks like it has built-in suspenders
Image 174426   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
626
 
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
772
 
 a robot: @SunWukong Sounds like a Very Rad Cat to me
 SunWukong: My Cat is twenty. I have still never successfully crept up on him. When I am three feet away he swivels his head towards me and breaks records for disdain. I love that Cat.
 Koopa: @Dresdenkeogh Either he has facial nerves of steel, or he simply didn't want to make a scared face. Conversations like these are always neat.
 Scoo: I'll admit to sometimes intentionally trying to spook my cat, because it's so hilarious to watch him jump up damn near vertically
 Dresdenkeogh: @Koopa His body is scared, is face is amusingly passive.
 Koopa: Different point of views make everything different. Like this cat, who was spooked by a liquid.
Image 174424   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
645
 
 Felicity: New from Chindogu
 Ulillillia: When the sun shines we'll shine together
 bug: It looks super swag until it deploys in the middle of your interview.
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat prank on the TSA agent. He'll love it!
 SunWukong: That umbrella really ties your outfit together.
 Dresdenkeogh: I would use this. With much redundant flare and penache.
Image 174423   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
721
 
 Unbathed: @Robespierre Thanks for telling me, I missed the sign.
 Robespierre: Right next to Aceof Base.
 Radstarboom: No girls allowed.
 Side Boob: Right next to Fort Kickass!
 Dresdenkeogh: all your awesome base are belong to us.
 thecraftywolf: weww my base is awesomer than your bowing base biwwy
Image 174422   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
289
 
 Dr. Bathroom: "Have you been huffing gold paint again?" "No"
 Hosebag: Can I paint his winky gold? It's sort of my thing.
 Dan Tagonistic: Witless me!
 UltraBeverly: Citizen Ruth reboot looking... dumb.
 Ulillillia: Well done, Mister President.
 KingTrebek: gold lungs
 bug: Goldfinger 2, James Bond Boogaloo, wasn't very good.
 Robespierre: Some people sure know how to party!
 A duck: So baller he only huffs gold paint
 piranharama: Witness me
 SunWukong: Midas' wife is furious.
 Kim: Hammer time.
 Scoo: Just quality gold my friend
 Derp Herpigan: So I got a can of spray paint, and colored part of my face/I now have carcinoma, 'tis a grand disgrace.
Image 174421   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
417
 
 Felicity: Jesus Montoya
 fakeusername: I've heard people were shorter back then, but damn
 funny in the wall: shouldn't it just say "man-god" or "human" or "mammal" something? I mean I do not see the artropods' names.
Image 174420   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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