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234357  redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - i would like to LEAVE the restaurant... NOW.

234382  WTF: "The dog's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick."

234383  WTF: So that's why black licorice is so nasty!

234392  barfolomew: @tokyopig this appears to be a zine illustration, though.

234362  redmonkey3: Tadao Ando - self taught japanese architect with some amazing creations

234391  Amy Housewine: Daaaaaaaw whut ah fell fer that updog joke agin

234365  redmonkey3: @Side Boob - annnd ?

234386  VoR: Stop spoiling my che

234391  Greifer: Not again

234393  Greifer: miss you

234395  VoR: Quaid start the reactor! Ah yes. Got there 1st.

234390  WTF: When someone calls you 'the poor man's Batman'.

234393  redmonkey3: From only session ever with DB in mime makeup...

234395  redmonkey3: Regulations say we don't let it back on the ship!

234380  Beef Supreme: Criminals think like predators. A mugger would avoid this guy and target easier prey.

234370  redmonkey3: Friend had pet pig who LOVED bacon... she was named Hannibelle

234374  redmonkey3: No matter HOW cute, do not put pre.rolled into his gift bag. Also: Awwwwww!

234375  redmonkey3: Stethescope part confuses me; more

234377  redmonkey3: H.R. Giger eats things he shouldn't before bed - nightmares ensue

234378  redmonkey3: Mine has more ridges and a suction base ! ;0

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234181 apoxia: @Mr. Shine The filter that rejects anything I try to upload if there is any skin on show.

234139 redmonkey3: Dad looks hip, Son looks worriex, neither has thought of explains to Mom type

234265 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234331 Ihminen: I think I'm in love

234195 itskando: ** near entirety

234229 RiderFan: Its a pain in the ass to clean up once the flowers start falling.



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Score:
599
 
 Felicity: I should create a TV show called /Tijuana/ so I can write the series bible
 A duck: @Borkf: I kid, I kid ;)
 Science: Inappropriate Cracker Jack prize
 Bill Rye: Boobs Galore is my dancing name
 Borkf: @A duck :-(
 KingTrebek: I've seen boobs but I never realized they were a puzzle
 Sadbot: "Boobs"*....*artist's interpretation, artist may or may not have ever seen a boob
 bug: Ok, I'm waiting...
 A duck: The real "boob" here is the OP! ;)
 A duck: *knocks on stranger's door* Sir, have you heard about Boobs?
 ASTER: Check out "Penis".
 Scoo: Are the quotes a shorthand for fake?
 WTF: Moobs are the real ultimate.
 DarkTeddy: Ive seen a couple. Including mine.
Image 174429   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
399
 
 isosceleswaffle: I'm still disappointed in grandpa's trout.
 Skaalar: This is the weirdest version of Cyrano de Bergerac I've ever seen.
 Hosebag: I had a trouser-trout when I was a young lad.
 Dan Tagonistic: Fish pocket
 Unbathed: @sparename multilevel
 Micro Jackson: Don't leave home without it
 sparename: Joe's sister: - Jean Pesci
 kinggheedra: why did you do this
 bug: I took a fish head out to see a movie...
 Robespierre: Failed REO Speedwagon album cover.
 Throwbot: Now to cut down the largest tree in the forest
 SunWukong: It's looking at the boobs.
 Mr. Shine: All the wonders of the sea / Will be served up hot to me / Baked or broiled or lightly breaded / Just the thought makes me lightheaded / In a salad, boiled, or tossed/ in a bowl of tartar sauce/ Fish Pockets, here I come!
 tib gubb: snacking on the go
 dangerkeith3000: "Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a fish? Carry on then."
Image 174428   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
775
 
 Felicity: @apoxia I wanted to work at a video store and drive a taxi :-(
 apoxia: I hate to break it to you kid, but "autonomous vehicles". Maybe choose a different dream.
 werterland: @WaffleIron YES. I hated dealing with most truck drivers, since they usually assumed I needed help and called me things like "sweetheart." Ugh.
 WaffleIron: Last time a driver helped me load the truck I wanted to hide his body out back. Stay in the cab and live the dream.
 Robespierre: Hey AntKnee - you a truck drivah yet?
 Off Topic: That moment when you realize that Anthony has better penmanship that you.
 Dresdenkeogh: Follow your dreams, even if they're dreams that have you waking up like "GASP*snort* what day is it? what? WHAT? oh *$%@ that was weird"
 annterland: I hope he does...that would be the best
Image 174427   04-20-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
319
 
 apoxia: A double-breasted shirt. Now that's making a statement.
 Ulillillia: Did I do that?
 Robespierre: The Great Makossa, looking totally '80s - dig the size of those glasses.
 A duck: Hello, ladies!
 Koopa: He has far much more gusto than I do. I would certainly lose in a fight against this powerful man.
 Scoo: I like that that shirt looks like it has built-in suspenders
Image 174426   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
652
 
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
803
 
 a robot: @SunWukong Sounds like a Very Rad Cat to me
 SunWukong: My Cat is twenty. I have still never successfully crept up on him. When I am three feet away he swivels his head towards me and breaks records for disdain. I love that Cat.
 Koopa: @Dresdenkeogh Either he has facial nerves of steel, or he simply didn't want to make a scared face. Conversations like these are always neat.
 Scoo: I'll admit to sometimes intentionally trying to spook my cat, because it's so hilarious to watch him jump up damn near vertically
 Dresdenkeogh: @Koopa His body is scared, is face is amusingly passive.
 Koopa: Different point of views make everything different. Like this cat, who was spooked by a liquid.
Image 174424   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
645
 
 Felicity: New from Chindogu
 Ulillillia: When the sun shines we'll shine together
 bug: It looks super swag until it deploys in the middle of your interview.
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat prank on the TSA agent. He'll love it!
 SunWukong: That umbrella really ties your outfit together.
 Dresdenkeogh: I would use this. With much redundant flare and penache.
Image 174423   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
751
 
 Unbathed: @Robespierre Thanks for telling me, I missed the sign.
 Robespierre: Right next to Aceof Base.
 Radstarboom: No girls allowed.
 Side Boob: Right next to Fort Kickass!
 Dresdenkeogh: all your awesome base are belong to us.
 thecraftywolf: weww my base is awesomer than your bowing base biwwy
Image 174422   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
312
 
 Dr. Bathroom: "Have you been huffing gold paint again?" "No"
 Hosebag: Can I paint his winky gold? It's sort of my thing.
 Dan Tagonistic: Witless me!
 UltraBeverly: Citizen Ruth reboot looking... dumb.
 Ulillillia: Well done, Mister President.
 KingTrebek: gold lungs
 bug: Goldfinger 2, James Bond Boogaloo, wasn't very good.
 Robespierre: Some people sure know how to party!
 A duck: So baller he only huffs gold paint
 piranharama: Witness me
 SunWukong: Midas' wife is furious.
 Kim: Hammer time.
 Scoo: Just quality gold my friend
 Derp Herpigan: So I got a can of spray paint, and colored part of my face/I now have carcinoma, 'tis a grand disgrace.
Image 174421   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
393
 
 Felicity: Jesus Montoya
 fakeusername: I've heard people were shorter back then, but damn
 funny in the wall: shouldn't it just say "man-god" or "human" or "mammal" something? I mean I do not see the artropods' names.
Image 174420   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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