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210861  jazzjunkie: Give the bottle a good twist, and watch the contents swirl a bit then snap back to their original arrangement.

210869  BoiledEggs: I needed this today OP.

210839  jazzjunkie: Extreme picnicking!! So extreme, it requires more than one exclamation point to express!!!1!

210842  jazzjunkie: IT'S TIME TO PANIC! EVERYBODY GET ONTO THE FREEWAY!!!

210849  jazzjunkie: This kills the evil spirit.

210869  Uncle Larry: Dat brass

210850  jazzjunkie: I, for one, welcome our new serpentine overlords!

210852  jazzjunkie: This vase is problematic.

210848  Dr Awkward: I thought he was at the airport at first, but this is his everyday hell

210853  Dr Awkward: @addend And did he remove the top drawer?

210869  PissedOff: some bad guys are dead.

210857  zrj235: oops nope it wont

210859  zrj235: little known fact: melvin van peebles invented time travel

210860  zrj235: ok i refuse to believe that the person who created this did not also invent weird matching shoes.

210869  Gazden: Ah, the look of bliss on that man's face! If it was hot brass, otoh, it would be a different story.

210792  zrj235: from left to right: bunbarian, pseed psionic, normal cat, dogromancer

210865  addend: Was?

210792  zrj235: @LurkedMoar yeah but i'm kinda worried that the dogromancer seems to be asleep. needs a higher resist against hampsterwaves.

210860  tib gubb: it ain't easy to rock the barefoot look

210854  addend: vv f.i.l.t.e.r = switcherino.

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Score:
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 isosceleswaffle: I'm still disappointed in grandpa's trout.
 Skaalar: This is the weirdest version of Cyrano de Bergerac I've ever seen.
 Hosebag: I had a trouser-trout when I was a young lad.
 Dan Tagonistic: Fish pocket
 Unbathed: @sparename multilevel
 Micro Jackson: Don't leave home without it
 sparename: Joe's sister: - Jean Pesci
 kinggheedra: why did you do this
 bug: I took a fish head out to see a movie...
 Robespierre: Failed REO Speedwagon album cover.
 Throwbot: Now to cut down the largest tree in the forest
 SunWukong: It's looking at the boobs.
 Mr. Shine: All the wonders of the sea / Will be served up hot to me / Baked or broiled or lightly breaded / Just the thought makes me lightheaded / In a salad, boiled, or tossed/ in a bowl of tartar sauce/ Fish Pockets, here I come!
 tib gubb: snacking on the go
 dangerkeith3000: "Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a fish? Carry on then."
Image 174428   04-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
742
 
 Felicity: @apoxia I wanted to work at a video store and drive a taxi :-(
 apoxia: I hate to break it to you kid, but "autonomous vehicles". Maybe choose a different dream.
 werterland: @WaffleIron YES. I hated dealing with most truck drivers, since they usually assumed I needed help and called me things like "sweetheart." Ugh.
 WaffleIron: Last time a driver helped me load the truck I wanted to hide his body out back. Stay in the cab and live the dream.
 Robespierre: Hey AntKnee - you a truck drivah yet?
 Off Topic: That moment when you realize that Anthony has better penmanship that you.
 Dresdenkeogh: Follow your dreams, even if they're dreams that have you waking up like "GASP*snort* what day is it? what? WHAT? oh *$%@ that was weird"
 annterland: I hope he does...that would be the best
Image 174427   04-20-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
288
 
 apoxia: A double-breasted shirt. Now that's making a statement.
 Ulillillia: Did I do that?
 Robespierre: The Great Makossa, looking totally '80s - dig the size of those glasses.
 A duck: Hello, ladies!
 Koopa: He has far much more gusto than I do. I would certainly lose in a fight against this powerful man.
 Scoo: I like that that shirt looks like it has built-in suspenders
Image 174426   04-20-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
626
 
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
772
 
 a robot: @SunWukong Sounds like a Very Rad Cat to me
 SunWukong: My Cat is twenty. I have still never successfully crept up on him. When I am three feet away he swivels his head towards me and breaks records for disdain. I love that Cat.
 Koopa: @Dresdenkeogh Either he has facial nerves of steel, or he simply didn't want to make a scared face. Conversations like these are always neat.
 Scoo: I'll admit to sometimes intentionally trying to spook my cat, because it's so hilarious to watch him jump up damn near vertically
 Dresdenkeogh: @Koopa His body is scared, is face is amusingly passive.
 Koopa: Different point of views make everything different. Like this cat, who was spooked by a liquid.
Image 174424   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
645
 
 Felicity: New from Chindogu
 Ulillillia: When the sun shines we'll shine together
 bug: It looks super swag until it deploys in the middle of your interview.
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat prank on the TSA agent. He'll love it!
 SunWukong: That umbrella really ties your outfit together.
 Dresdenkeogh: I would use this. With much redundant flare and penache.
Image 174423   04-20-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
721
 
 Unbathed: @Robespierre Thanks for telling me, I missed the sign.
 Robespierre: Right next to Aceof Base.
 Radstarboom: No girls allowed.
 Side Boob: Right next to Fort Kickass!
 Dresdenkeogh: all your awesome base are belong to us.
 thecraftywolf: weww my base is awesomer than your bowing base biwwy
Image 174422   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
312
 
 Dr. Bathroom: "Have you been huffing gold paint again?" "No"
 Hosebag: Can I paint his winky gold? It's sort of my thing.
 Dan Tagonistic: Witless me!
 UltraBeverly: Citizen Ruth reboot looking... dumb.
 Ulillillia: Well done, Mister President.
 KingTrebek: gold lungs
 bug: Goldfinger 2, James Bond Boogaloo, wasn't very good.
 Robespierre: Some people sure know how to party!
 A duck: So baller he only huffs gold paint
 piranharama: Witness me
 SunWukong: Midas' wife is furious.
 Kim: Hammer time.
 Scoo: Just quality gold my friend
 Derp Herpigan: So I got a can of spray paint, and colored part of my face/I now have carcinoma, 'tis a grand disgrace.
Image 174421   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
417
 
 Felicity: Jesus Montoya
 fakeusername: I've heard people were shorter back then, but damn
 funny in the wall: shouldn't it just say "man-god" or "human" or "mammal" something? I mean I do not see the artropods' names.
Image 174420   04-20-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Image 174419 is unbelievably bad (score -34) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. We'll pray for you, space.
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