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199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

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7. Rat-Butt
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199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199155 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't



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carpwoman uploaded 198951 (1279 points)
taiko uploaded 198965 (1230 points)
Pizza uploaded 198952 (1174 points)
a robot uploaded 199013 (1136 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 198953 (1082 points)
Skinr uploaded 198964 (1071 points)
Pizza uploaded 198971 (1041 points)
durian uploaded 198923 (962 points)
Oh Don Piano uploaded 198873 (958 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 198712 (915 points)
Warrax uploaded 198941 (905 points)
randomhobo uploaded 198905 (893 points)
Knice uploaded 198748 (889 points)
hat thrab uploaded 198982 (882 points)


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 2. Not A Bot: 4526 points
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 5. Scoo: 2950 points
 6. Pizza: 2015 points
 7. Warrax: 1957 points
 8. WTF: 1844 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1811 points
10. Bagels: 1743 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1666 points
12. fatman: 1554 points
13. Skinr: 1330 points
14. square44: 1303 points
15. Lemon Rage: 1258 points
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Score:
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 Kim: Yeah, but where is Kevin?
 Mad Collager: What's Up with him?
Image 174307   04-19-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
242
 
 Cami: @FabricMan You need the CSI image suite...zoom...zoom...zoom...hmm looks pixelated now....enhance..AHA!
 SkidSolo: @FabricMan Or even just used a larger part of the screen for the pictures.
 Scoo: Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, snap-snap!
 FabricMan: I wish AG had a zoom function
Image 174306   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
199
 
 Robespierre: I'll take the Living Loofah Assortment, please.
 Mr. Shine: With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
 sparename: @Bast Relief I wanted my kids to be called 'Mayonnaise' and 'Coriander' but somehow they got sidelined
 Bast Relief: Cnidaria, the name of my first daughter.
 Hosebag: The inside of my stomach.
 ignatz: @Mr. Butt eryeahsomethinglikethat
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz It was dicks, wasn't it?
 ignatz: comment removed
Image 174305   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
282
 
 Science: Don't care. Looks good. I'll still eat it.
 Nothing: Dibs on the middle bite
 tib gubb: at least it looks tasty
 Bluetocracy: I learned how to make cheesy bread from the Anarchist's Cookbook.
 Dr. Bathroom: Anarchy
 Derp Herpigan: Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork.
Image 174304   04-19-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
531
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 174303   04-19-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
604
 
 thecraftywolf: @sparename @sparename @Shay i wonder how many balloonicorns are in there
 Warrax: I enjoyed myself.
 Mr. Shine: Oh HELL yeah!!
 Shay: @sparename *HADAHADAHADA*
 enfanta: Certainly was.
 Scoo: Fun town is fine
 sparename: Pyros need fun too
Image 174302   04-19-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
536
 
 Snix: HA
 DarkTeddy: My hedge is my hedge
 Hosebag: @Shay I'm alarmed now.
 Shay: There's a bustle in his hedge row.
Image 174301   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
130
 
 Shay: Return to sender.
 BavidDowie: Every iteration of this joke is just as funny as the first time.
 dangerkeith3000: bad gift.
 Bluetocracy: And God said, "Here, ladies, it looks like you didn't have enough crap to deal with, so take this. cheers!"
 Flarmie: I hope He included a gift receipt.
 bug: ...return to sender.
 Bartleby: To: God, From: Women
 Scoo: Step Two: put your torso in the box
 Urn BooUrn: The dreaded gag gift.
 Mexico: Re-gifting was the only way to get rid of him.
 Nopetology: = pinata. Apparently we can't use special characters on the spaceship..
 Nopetology: Awesome- a Piata!
Image 174300   04-19-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Image 174299 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by god666. Boo, god666.
Score:
274
 
 Felicity: Thats thoughtful
 funny in the wall: A few years ago, the girlfriend-at-the-time picked up two doughnuts on her way to my apartment. She proceeded to give "hers" to a homeless lady, eat "mine", and then tell me about it.
 WTF: His cookie of hatred...
 scribbs: I like how his image is blocked out with a heart :-)
 Peach: Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Image 174298   04-19-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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