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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. tears as lube: 1715 points
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14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
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Score:
824
 
 Shay: It all makes perfect sense, go on.
 VoR: Woof woof woof policy is looking woofy
 SomeCanadian: "What do you think of the PM's tariff policies, Bounce?" "RUFF!"
 SunWukong: "Yes, I am aware."
Image 174234   04-19-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
211
 
 Bu7Z: I like stuff. And things.
 Mr. Shine: Looked for Mascot, did not find.
 hearsegirl: imagine the overwhelming joy and fulfillment when the last 5 are filled.
 SomeCanadian: RELEASE THE BULL.
 fanny: I bet they hold a lot of beefbeef
 WaffleIron: [CLUNK CLUNK CRASH SHATTERSHATTERSHATTER]
 SunWukong: Pleasing.
Image 174233   04-19-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
306
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: jackpot, nv
 Borkf: BE ME!
 metallica: 53 miles west of Venus.
 Moe Burt: They look so alive, great taxidermy job.
 Bu7Z: "Beep bop boop beep" "well of course thier dad is a fanboy,,why else would he make us pose with them"
 tritium: Hey, you kids like the Star Wars, don't ya? Go stand over there so I can take your picture with those robots.
Image 174232   04-19-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
28
 
 Randlarr: @ASTER I see you are from my side of the silly.
 piranharama: @Mexico Barber: Say no more.
 Bu7Z: Bruce owns a surfboard, but is to busy to 'hit the Waves' he also owns an acoustic guitar that looks good in the corner of his lounge room. He drives a Nissan 300zx, with personalised plates. He works as a waiter but tells people he's a model, because at some time in the past someone took photos of him. He gets past the line at the club because he knows the DJ.
 ASTER: Is there any way to generate a nude Bryce?
 Mexico: I'm looking for a greasy douche vibe. Can you help me?
Image 174231   04-19-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
221
 
 Punt Numbles: @a sedated moose @Bu7Z Theres also an anime
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z the book is *very* different from the movie.
 Bu7Z: @a sedated moose starslip yes. Starship troopers... I think I remember a film with that doogie houser kid in it... Um...
 whaleshark: "People are freaking out over Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino."
 enfanta: Yes, Terry, he is! That's what happens when you douse someone in acid! Don't act so fucking innocent, we all know what you do in your basement!
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z you ever read Starship Troopers? Golly!
 Scoo: @Bu7Z JESUS AITCH CHRIST ON A RUBBER FUCKING CRUTCH THIS DUDE IS GOD-DAMN MELTING FOR REALS!
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z Unless you're a scientist, and assumed there was a good chance the subject would melt, but kinda hoped this time something different would happen.
 Bu7Z: I don't think 'gosh' is really the appropriate level of swear for witnessing someone melt in front of you.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 174230   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
774
 
 VoR: Two people cannot share the same location and any bonding process would kill them.
 Side Boob: Preach!
 SomeCanadian: Also where my stuff is.
Image 174229   04-19-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
535
 
 XLY: yep, seems legit
 Otterman: Fabulous! (Snaps in Z pattern)
 enfanta: @annterland Again.
 addend: My eyes, they're full of stars.
 annterland: @BavidDowie glued your eyes shut, did you?
 BavidDowie: @SomeOtherCanadian be careful about which adhesive you use. Trust me.
 Bu7Z: A balaclava is also a solution.
 SomeOtherCanadian: If it worked for Ziggy Stardust, it can work for me
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian Not a problem at the brothel.
 SomeCanadian: "This definitely wont make me look like a hooker at work."
 Annoying Vegan : Also how to scratch your corneas.
Image 174228   04-19-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
278
 
 Dick Inspector: @Bu7Z That's a rather tender subject.
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z My thoughts exactly: This pic should be bad'ded on account of the implied joke, alone.
 Side Boob: Fuck OJ
 addend: Everyone knows he carved that ham.
 ChubbyBuddy: dude, dude... Judge Eat-o
 ChubbyBuddy: Kato Cater1ng
 ChubbyBuddy: Johnny Cookran
 Bu7Z: Haha ok, there it is. @ChubbyBuddy ... Still, don't kill people. It's a dick move.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Bu7Z 1f the oven m1tt dont f1t you must acqu1t
 Bu7Z: There's a funny comment here somewhere about how he murdered his wife... But, well... There's nothing funny about that at all.
Image 174227   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Image 174226 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Prundus. Your image was bad, Rembo Prundus.
Score:
206
 
 AgentView: "bleh! I don't wanna drink his backwash!"
 Bu7Z: Is your dog a juggalo?
Image 174225   04-19-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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