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199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

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199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199155 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!



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Score:
793
 
 Shay: It all makes perfect sense, go on.
 VoR: Woof woof woof policy is looking woofy
 SomeCanadian: "What do you think of the PM's tariff policies, Bounce?" "RUFF!"
 SunWukong: "Yes, I am aware."
Image 174234   04-19-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
211
 
 Bu7Z: I like stuff. And things.
 Mr. Shine: Looked for Mascot, did not find.
 hearsegirl: imagine the overwhelming joy and fulfillment when the last 5 are filled.
 SomeCanadian: RELEASE THE BULL.
 fanny: I bet they hold a lot of beefbeef
 WaffleIron: [CLUNK CLUNK CRASH SHATTERSHATTERSHATTER]
 SunWukong: Pleasing.
Image 174233   04-19-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
306
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: jackpot, nv
 Borkf: BE ME!
 Robespierre: 53 miles west of Venus.
 Moe Burt: They look so alive, great taxidermy job.
 Bu7Z: "Beep bop boop beep" "well of course thier dad is a fanboy,,why else would he make us pose with them"
 tritium: Hey, you kids like the Star Wars, don't ya? Go stand over there so I can take your picture with those robots.
Image 174232   04-19-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
28
 
 Randlarr: @ASTER I see you are from my side of the silly.
 piranharama: @Mexico Barber: Say no more.
 Bu7Z: Bruce owns a surfboard, but is to busy to 'hit the Waves' he also owns an acoustic guitar that looks good in the corner of his lounge room. He drives a Nissan 300zx, with personalised plates. He works as a waiter but tells people he's a model, because at some time in the past someone took photos of him. He gets past the line at the club because he knows the DJ.
 ASTER: Is there any way to generate a nude Bryce?
 Mexico: I'm looking for a greasy douche vibe. Can you help me?
Image 174231   04-19-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
189
 
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z the book is *very* different from the movie.
 Bu7Z: @a sedated moose starslip yes. Starship troopers... I think I remember a film with that doogie houser kid in it... Um...
 Robespierre: "People are freaking out over Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino."
 enfanta: Yes, Terry, he is! That's what happens when you douse someone in acid! Don't act so fucking innocent, we all know what you do in your basement!
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z you ever read Starship Troopers? Golly!
 Scoo: @Bu7Z JESUS AITCH CHRIST ON A RUBBER FUCKING CRUTCH THIS DUDE IS GOD-DAMN MELTING FOR REALS!
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z Unless you're a scientist, and assumed there was a good chance the subject would melt, but kinda hoped this time something different would happen.
 Bu7Z: I don't think 'gosh' is really the appropriate level of swear for witnessing someone melt in front of you.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 174230   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
742
 
 VoR: Two people cannot share the same location and any bonding process would kill them.
 Side Boob: Preach!
 SomeCanadian: Also where my stuff is.
Image 174229   04-19-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
535
 
 XLY: yep, seems legit
 Otterman: Fabulous! (Snaps in Z pattern)
 enfanta: @annterland Again.
 addend: My eyes, they're full of stars.
 annterland: @BavidDowie glued your eyes shut, did you?
 BavidDowie: @SomeOtherCanadian be careful about which adhesive you use. Trust me.
 Bu7Z: A balaclava is also a solution.
 SomeOtherCanadian: If it worked for Ziggy Stardust, it can work for me
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian Not a problem at the brothel.
 SomeCanadian: "This definitely wont make me look like a hooker at work."
 Annoying Vegan : Also how to scratch your corneas.
Image 174228   04-19-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
210
 
 Dick Inspector: @Bu7Z That's a rather tender subject.
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z My thoughts exactly: This pic should be bad'ded on account of the implied joke, alone.
 Side Boob: Fuck OJ
 addend: Everyone knows he carved that ham.
 ChubbyBuddy: dude, dude... Judge Eat-o
 ChubbyBuddy: Kato Cater1ng
 ChubbyBuddy: Johnny Cookran
 Bu7Z: Haha ok, there it is. @ChubbyBuddy ... Still, don't kill people. It's a dick move.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Bu7Z 1f the oven m1tt dont f1t you must acqu1t
 Bu7Z: There's a funny comment here somewhere about how he murdered his wife... But, well... There's nothing funny about that at all.
Image 174227   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Image 174226 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Prundus. Boo, Rembo Prundus.
Score:
206
 
 AgentView: "bleh! I don't wanna drink his backwash!"
 Bu7Z: Is your dog a juggalo?
Image 174225   04-19-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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