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221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

221225  XLY: *PWIEEOOooop squweeEEEEEEE...

221416  funy speling: I'm having a terrible day, this made me feel better

221409  raditzu: so adorable, so carefree... i love this guy already

221411  a sedated moose: "You gotta be tough when you're dumb." And "Don't be stupid. And if you are, don't get caught." Were the two pearls I got most from my father.

221411  Scoo: Your dad's weird

221295  raditzu: Begone, sex-crazed harlot! I'm a man of honor and purity... and sadnes and misery.

221392  Haute and sweaty: Rad for someone who clearly loves their dog.

221301  raditzu: i'd buy that book. Make that even two.

221396  Haute and sweaty: All dogs go to heaven, Mickey.

221416  blablabla: "Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street. Nobody's help in' me."

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221352 El hefe: This is fine

221233 PushyWebsite: You only get that much zaniness from an improv group photo.

221306 Whatever: Actually its ISO 8601, established in 1988

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221303 jazzjunkie: They're trying to hide the fact that it's a TV behind them rather than a fireplace...

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.



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Score:
886
 
 slurms: Good.
 Bill Rye: "Waste of a good apple" -Samwise Gamgee
 tokyopig: Was that apple fired from a cannon at point blank range? I think it would need more of an arc.
 Borkf: If it were a Spaceship apple, it might have come back.
 tib gubb: *biff*
 San DoDo: Kept wondering why the apfle was getting bigger and bigger.. and then it hit him.
 Red: just as rob liefeld can't draw feet, maybe magritte just couldn't paint faces
 Bu7Z: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you have good aim.
Image 174200   04-19-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Image 174199 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. Boo, logan.
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: In 2074, the solar panels achieved sentience, and the Age of Man came rapidly to a close.
Image 174198   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
204
 
 XLY: Rude... it needs a password!
 SpaceCow: Just making sure you're paying attention.
 jochenau: "Authors to be determined" is funnier to me, to be honest.
 Bu7Z: *clicks link* damn, it's one of those old non interactive things...
 tib gubb: just a little engineering humor for you
 dobbiesdoogs: just making sure you all are actually reading
Image 174197   04-19-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 174196 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. You have brought shame on us, neutron.
Score:
209
 
 enfanta: @enfanta I have to try, don't I?!
 enfanta: @enfanta No one knows what you're talking about.
 enfanta: I still don't know how Gef could have misread that sign.
 Robespierre: Downtown Giza, Mississippi.
 BavidDowie: Nascar fan confirmed
 Beef Supreme: Memphis. And they have a pyramid. Get it?
 sparename: Anatidaephobia
 Bu7Z: Ducks unlimited?!? Are you sure you want that?
 dobbiesdoogs: future world heritage site. or at least a tennessee heritage site
Image 174195   04-19-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
11
 
 Bluetocracy: The Fedoration's standard uniform.
 cenecia: Free vaporizer with purchase! Just tell us what stormfront board you moderate!
 Bu7Z: Fedorable
 redmonkey3: Yes - FIRE!
 tib gubb: HOLY SHIT
Image 174194   04-19-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: Masterchef material.
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 jochenau: There's a lot to be confused about here. The double-take induced by "Keevin" at the end wraps it up nicely.
 Borkf: Kevin, Keevin, Keeevin #173847
 Bu7Z: Whipped cream is best straight out of the canister.., without the cream. Then your brain goes Nangnangnangnangnangnang.
 a sedated moose: Damnit, Kevin!
 tib gubb: this recipe sucks
Image 174193   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
218
 
 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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