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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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1. Robespierre
2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. Not A Bot
5. Side Boob
6. DrNinjaman
7. Shay
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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cassette1 uploaded 253969 (1277 points)
redpeepee uploaded 253998 (904 points)
Soviette uploaded 254058 (892 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (888 points)
Kevin II uploaded 253968 (880 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (849 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
deadwombat uploaded 254032 (822 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (786 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (785 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (778 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 15302 points
 2. Side Boob: 5527 points
 3. Laree: 4989 points
 4. Scoo: 4181 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2944 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2318 points
 8. cannabis: 1946 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
13. burritos: 1648 points
14. dirtstick: 1609 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
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Score:
865
 
 slurms: Good.
 Bill Rye: "Waste of a good apple" -Samwise Gamgee
 tokyopig: Was that apple fired from a cannon at point blank range? I think it would need more of an arc.
 Borkf: If it were a Spaceship apple, it might have come back.
 tib gubb: *biff*
 San DoDo: Kept wondering why the apfle was getting bigger and bigger.. and then it hit him.
 Red: just as rob liefeld can't draw feet, maybe magritte just couldn't paint faces
 Bu7Z: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you have good aim.
Image 174200   04-19-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Image 174199 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. We'll pray for you, logan.
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: In 2074, the solar panels achieved sentience, and the Age of Man came rapidly to a close.
Image 174198   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
204
 
 XLY: Rude... it needs a password!
 SpaceCow: Just making sure you're paying attention.
 jochenau: "Authors to be determined" is funnier to me, to be honest.
 Bu7Z: *clicks link* damn, it's one of those old non interactive things...
 tib gubb: just a little engineering humor for you
 dobbiesdoogs: just making sure you all are actually reading
Image 174197   04-19-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 174196 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. We'll pray for you, neutron.
Score:
209
 
 enfanta: @enfanta I have to try, don't I?!
 enfanta: @enfanta No one knows what you're talking about.
 enfanta: I still don't know how Gef could have misread that sign.
 Gentleman: Downtown Giza, Mississippi.
 BavidDowie: Nascar fan confirmed
 Beef Supreme: Memphis. And they have a pyramid. Get it?
 sparename: Anatidaephobia
 Bu7Z: Ducks unlimited?!? Are you sure you want that?
 dobbiesdoogs: future world heritage site. or at least a tennessee heritage site
Image 174195   04-19-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
11
 
 Bluetocracy: The Fedoration's standard uniform.
 cenecia: Free vaporizer with purchase! Just tell us what stormfront board you moderate!
 Bu7Z: Fedorable
 redmonkey3: Yes - FIRE!
 tib gubb: HOLY SHIT
Image 174194   04-19-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: Masterchef material.
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 jochenau: There's a lot to be confused about here. The double-take induced by "Keevin" at the end wraps it up nicely.
 Borkf: Kevin, Keevin, Keeevin #173847
 Bu7Z: Whipped cream is best straight out of the canister.., without the cream. Then your brain goes Nangnangnangnangnangnang.
 a sedated moose: Damnit, Kevin!
 tib gubb: this recipe sucks
Image 174193   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
247
 
 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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