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268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. wolfpk
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1609 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
12. withak: 1576 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
865
 
 slurms: Good.
 Bill Rye: "Waste of a good apple" -Samwise Gamgee
 tokyopig: Was that apple fired from a cannon at point blank range? I think it would need more of an arc.
 Borkf: If it were a Spaceship apple, it might have come back.
 tib gubb: *biff*
 San DoDo: Kept wondering why the apfle was getting bigger and bigger.. and then it hit him.
 Red: just as rob liefeld can't draw feet, maybe magritte just couldn't paint faces
 Bu7Z: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you have good aim.
Image 174200   04-19-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Image 174199 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. You have brought shame on us, logan.
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: In 2074, the solar panels achieved sentience, and the Age of Man came rapidly to a close.
Image 174198   04-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
204
 
 XLY: Rude... it needs a password!
 SpaceCow: Just making sure you're paying attention.
 jochenau: "Authors to be determined" is funnier to me, to be honest.
 Bu7Z: *clicks link* damn, it's one of those old non interactive things...
 tib gubb: just a little engineering humor for you
 dobbiesdoogs: just making sure you all are actually reading
Image 174197   04-19-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 174196 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. Boo, neutron.
Score:
209
 
 enfanta: @enfanta I have to try, don't I?!
 enfanta: @enfanta No one knows what you're talking about.
 enfanta: I still don't know how Gef could have misread that sign.
 Gentleman: Downtown Giza, Mississippi.
 BavidDowie: Nascar fan confirmed
 Beef Supreme: Memphis. And they have a pyramid. Get it?
 sparename: Anatidaephobia
 Bu7Z: Ducks unlimited?!? Are you sure you want that?
 dobbiesdoogs: future world heritage site. or at least a tennessee heritage site
Image 174195   04-19-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
11
 
 Bluetocracy: The Fedoration's standard uniform.
 cenecia: Free vaporizer with purchase! Just tell us what stormfront board you moderate!
 Bu7Z: Fedorable
 redmonkey3: Yes - FIRE!
 tib gubb: HOLY SHIT
Image 174194   04-19-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: Masterchef material.
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 jochenau: There's a lot to be confused about here. The double-take induced by "Keevin" at the end wraps it up nicely.
 Borkf: Kevin, Keevin, Keeevin #173847
 a sedated moose: Damnit, Kevin!
 tib gubb: this recipe sucks
Image 174193   04-19-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
247
 
 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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