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228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Aufziehvogel
9. a robot
10. Side Boob



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228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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 zodiacflash: Benjamin is not your friend. Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 FabricMan: @a sedated moose Asphinctorsayswhat
 well duh: "he blows goats, I have proof"
 a sedated moose: Come bust a move where the games are played; it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
 Borkf: It's true, this man has no dick.
Image 174192   04-19-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
152
 
 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
304
 
 Spazstatic: You've walked in sharply far to be still holding the door knob, especially with your torso at that angle
 Side Boob: Same (not really)
 well duh: Wikihow?
 tib gubb: dorkhorn
 addend: Walk back into the purpleness and you'll feel great again.
Image 174190   04-19-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
184
 
 Felicity: The exit is the entrance to the outside
 SpaceCow: It's a sign for Exit, world traveler and jet setter. Why do they get a special entrance? Because they're Exit.
 dangerkeith3000: go home sign, you're drunk
 addend: They may enter your exit, so don't bother hiding anything in there.
 tib gubb: this is how we defeat the robot uprising
 KyleisBobDole: @dobbiesdoogs gubbermint
 dobbiesdoogs: government
Image 174189   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
404
 
 Teechur: I sure hope they bought some Thin Mints. Those Daisy Scouts can be vicious. Just look at those beady eyes, the child's head in its jaws... Oh, wait, that's a hat.
 Peach: A true American hero.
 zodiacflash: @Joseph LOL
 Joseph: And if i'm selling fonts?
 some guy : @suckit you would have such a sign...
Image 174188   04-19-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
89
 
 Robespierre: Jurgen knows Where The Wild Things Are.
 a robot: Fuck this one spot of the ocean in particular!
Image 174187   04-19-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
20
 
 Felicity: It looks like his jacket has a cape
 Peach: There's nothing wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal.
 Heroin Bob: Planet Fatness
 well duh: Planet Fitiniswholepizzainmymouth
 addend: #159864.
 Nopetology: Looks like it's Abs Day at Planet Fitness. If you eat all of that pizza, you can turn your six pack into a keg.
Image 174186   04-19-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
530
 
 jochenau: I've been unable to detect any taste other than ethanol in 95% of the alcoholic beverages I've tried.
 Quackzy: It's incredible this was drawn with the non dominant hand. Left handed toons
 apoxia: That's about the gist of it.
 Theta Zero: [spits wine into giant jug]
Image 174185   04-19-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
235
 
 XLY: heh, says you!
 Chest Rockwell: @enfanta Nope. Just a douchebag that scribbles on other people's property.
 enfanta: Must be a magical being if it's puking flowers.
 DrinkMixMan: You missed the jug
 a robot: Ugh, I think I'm gonna output
Image 174184   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
249
 
 SpaceCow: Our robot overlords like making us compete for their amusement.
 a sedated moose: What'cha makin' there, Sausage Fingers?
 a robot: I have no interest in this tryout
Image 174183   04-19-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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