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228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

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228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227919 Wooden Spoon: This is one of many things that I don't understand.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.



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 werterland: I just imagined someone unlocking that door and having to bend over to grab the handle to open it and swinging the door directly into their head and I can't stop laughing.
 Peach: In case of Taco Bell, grasp handle firmly and make your peace with god.
Image 174191   04-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
304
 
 Spazstatic: You've walked in sharply far to be still holding the door knob, especially with your torso at that angle
 Side Boob: Same (not really)
 well duh: Wikihow?
 tib gubb: dorkhorn
 addend: Walk back into the purpleness and you'll feel great again.
Image 174190   04-19-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
184
 
 Felicity: The exit is the entrance to the outside
 SpaceCow: It's a sign for Exit, world traveler and jet setter. Why do they get a special entrance? Because they're Exit.
 dangerkeith3000: go home sign, you're drunk
 addend: They may enter your exit, so don't bother hiding anything in there.
 tib gubb: this is how we defeat the robot uprising
 KyleisBobDole: @dobbiesdoogs gubbermint
 dobbiesdoogs: government
Image 174189   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
404
 
 Teechur: I sure hope they bought some Thin Mints. Those Daisy Scouts can be vicious. Just look at those beady eyes, the child's head in its jaws... Oh, wait, that's a hat.
 Peach: A true American hero.
 zodiacflash: @Joseph LOL
 Joseph: And if i'm selling fonts?
 some guy : @suckit you would have such a sign...
Image 174188   04-19-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
89
 
 Robespierre: Jurgen knows Where The Wild Things Are.
 a robot: Fuck this one spot of the ocean in particular!
Image 174187   04-19-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
20
 
 Felicity: It looks like his jacket has a cape
 Peach: There's nothing wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal.
 Heroin Bob: Planet Fatness
 well duh: Planet Fitiniswholepizzainmymouth
 addend: #159864.
 Nopetology: Looks like it's Abs Day at Planet Fitness. If you eat all of that pizza, you can turn your six pack into a keg.
Image 174186   04-19-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
530
 
 jochenau: I've been unable to detect any taste other than ethanol in 95% of the alcoholic beverages I've tried.
 Quackzy: It's incredible this was drawn with the non dominant hand. Left handed toons
 apoxia: That's about the gist of it.
 Theta Zero: [spits wine into giant jug]
Image 174185   04-19-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
235
 
 XLY: heh, says you!
 Chest Rockwell: @enfanta Nope. Just a douchebag that scribbles on other people's property.
 enfanta: Must be a magical being if it's puking flowers.
 DrinkMixMan: You missed the jug
 a robot: Ugh, I think I'm gonna output
Image 174184   04-19-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
249
 
 SpaceCow: Our robot overlords like making us compete for their amusement.
 a sedated moose: What'cha makin' there, Sausage Fingers?
 a robot: I have no interest in this tryout
Image 174183   04-19-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
223
 
 BavidDowie: puzzie?
 jochenau: However, they did a nice job with the client's request to decorate the sides with an EKG of someone getting tased.
 some guy : In a way, they did draw some.
 tib gubb: does this fail the turing test?
Image 174182   04-19-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
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