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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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Score:
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 Hungy Dingus: It looks like hes drinking from the cats ear
 Side Boob: @grizzly Also, most under-rated comment on the site
 Side Boob: @grizzly Big hitters those Lamas youtube.com/…
 BILL DOOR: @KrazyKat BECAUSE HE IS NOT A FOOL.
 grizzly: Gunga gadunga
 KrazyKat: Even the Dali Lama thinks CATS ARE NICE.
Image 174092   04-18-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
277
 
 Nopetology: The princess is in another castle
Image 174091   04-18-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
421
 
 redpeepee: Pleasing colour scheme
 Jotun: Dootzilla
 Shay: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!
 tib gubb: the day of dootening
 dobbiesdoogs: holy shit i'm late for work
 skunkrocker: "Tip 2: See All the Sights This Exciting City Has to Offer!"
 KingTrebek: @Hyphae no one else can make you feel the hellscapes that I bring / flee from me into the cold and you will live each daaaaay despairing
 SgtScaredFrog: Attack on Dootin'
 Meow: and thats why I'm donating my body to science
 Hyphae: Smaaaaaashing youuuuuu is easy 'cuz you're pitiful / Doot'n doot doot dooooot, ew-ahhhhhh!
 SunWukong: Compulsory, predictable doot.
Image 174090   04-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
388
 
 Wooden Spoon: St. Motel's "Face of Puzzle Pieces". Good song.
 Mr. Shine: Ermagherd, perzles!
 Ulillillia: How do you solve a puzzle like Garry Shandling?
 Derp Herpigan: He looks puzzled.
 fakeusername: oh dang I hope they get in touch with #173378
Image 174089   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
599
 
 Shay: When Mother Nature is pissed, she sends her bastard son to do the dirty work.
 god666: Green Man goes creepy on Beltane.
 Dresdenkeogh: Swamp thang. You make my heart sang
Image 174088   04-18-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
549
 
 PushyWebsite: This Dub musician's name is The Mad Professor. He runs the Ariwa label. I saw him in concert and it looked like the tapes he was using were VHS but I have recently been told that I was mistaken...
 Shay: We get it man, you vape while you're in the edit room.
 DarkTeddy: Kendrick really fell off
 KEKOEKEOEK: Dude's stressed; needs to rewind.
 Hyphae: We get it, you... Uh, actually, could you tell us what you are doing?
 SunWukong: Get that man a pencil, quick.
 KrazyKat: Blarrrrrrrrgh
Image 174087   04-18-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
436
 
 ignatz: where do I get facehugger gummies?
 thecraftywolf: please tell me the food looks like faces
 SomeCanadian: Let's hug it out.
 chhumphrey: This party looks like it's for suckers!
Image 174086   04-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 Jack Daniels: As painterly as a 1980s SF book or magazine cover, but the coffee and scarf suggests post-millennium
 PushyWebsite: PDA? Priscilla Dates Apes?
 DarkTeddy: I dont care what you are, PDA is gross
 Ulillillia: Relationship goals.
 Mr. Butt: @wolfpk Not even in the Top 100
 wolfpk: Not the strangest thing seen on a subway.
 bug: Absolutely no Hodors allowed.
Image 174085   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 Beef Supreme: @Meow Are we still doing 'phrasing'?
 Shay: After seeing #174083, y'all need Jesus.
 cenecia: You're not making Christianity better - you're just making rock and roll worse!
 Ulillillia: Jesus is my ese.
 trelyate: that boy ain't right
 Meow: I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!
Image 174084   04-18-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
368
 
 Gallifrasian: @fanny Better get pregnant then! :-)
 professorpig: Lolllll @SomeCanadian
 raditzu: Kill it with fire!
 Darmstadtium: I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
 fanny: well, now i need a dog just so i can put this on it!
 Ulillillia: Kill...Me...
 KrazyKat: 75% real baby hair? Was it sustainably harvested?
 Queeblo: Kindergarten would be fun.
 Otterman: That's nasty.
 chhumphrey: I'd hate to see this on a mastiff
 trelyate: a loving God would not allow this to exist
 funny in the wall: There is a certain Brundle-Flyesqueness to this
 SomeCanadian: I recommend a swift well-drowning
 Scoo: So lifelike!
 Kim: Terrifying. I'm going to go read the reviews for this.
Image 174083   04-18-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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