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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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Score:
848
 
 square44: *record scratch* You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Mr. Shine: @Kim no such thing as too much
 Mr. Shine: *Mission: Impossible theme music*
 Ulillillia: Spider-Cat, Spider-Cat
 Kim: This cat has been playing too much Breath of the Wild.
 enfanta: Drop cat awaits her prey.
 Scoo: Fuck - now what?
 Meow: Probably why Big Bird had to move to NY
 karmakat: gravity? what's that?
 Not Sam: Climbing clean, Royal Robbins style.
 ignatz: Extremely Severe, possibly E2 with that overhang..
Image 174073   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
501
 
 Ulillillia: R is for rad.
 VoR: C is for cream
 Scoo: That's good enough for me!
Image 174072   04-18-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
512
 
 Jotun: The dog brings them Pepsi and they all start dancing.
 cenecia: Bark the police! Woof the power!
 ChubbyBuddy: you tell em Loukan1kos
 Micro Jackson: But I'm hungry NOW!
Image 174071   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 174070 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chile Quornwrap. You have brought shame on us, Chile Quornwrap.
Score:
559
 
 kate shutupton: Garden path sentence--for a second I thought there was a lone beaver herd (a herd of beavers, alone with itself)
 a robot: If the cows are following the beaver, then the beaver isn't herding them. Technically. But also, username/upload combo, so
 Prostata: oh, Canada. U so kwazy. #150392
 Wooden Spoon: Beavers controls the actions of a lot of creatures. If this was a herd of bulls they would have followed much faster.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron You can tell me that your dog ran away, you can tell me that it took three days
 WaffleIron: There's little else to do in Saskatchewan than watch a beaver herd cattle, then watch it again on the news.
 dangerous dave: There are jokes involving the word "bullocks" and "beaver," but I ... just ... can't ....
 Micro Jackson: I herd about this
 fanny: "Lone Bever Herd Curious Cattle on Sasquatchewan Pasture" is the name of my one woman show.
 Amy Housewine: Thas why they call 'em beevers, 'cos they deal with thuh beeves.
Image 174069   04-18-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
270
 
 Nopetology: I've got a photoshopped hand.. and a normal hand
 Ulillillia: United was overbooked again.
 Scoo: This looks fun
 piranharama: @SunWukong And much more specific too.
 chhumphrey: Missing quote: "Hold my beer"
 SunWukong: Natural selection never went away. It just got costly.
 Thurb Grunombies: "Hang in there"
 Meow: Nope, gotta stop looking at that
 Micro Jackson: Let it go already
 fanny: ah i didn't crop. let's just pretend he's hanging from the black bar :)
 SomeCanadian: *SPINCHTER SLAMS SHUT*
Image 174068   04-18-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
145
 
 DrinkMixMan: It's not about aim, it's about what's in my urethra
 Amy Housewine: If he aims he might hit you.
 Micro Jackson: What you no like my Calvin imitation?
 wolfpk: Sure, aim for floor, aim for wall aim, aim for toilet tank.
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 was a1m1ng for the floor. youre welcome
Image 174067   04-18-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
364
 
 taxKilla: I get it, you vape
 duchaschmeremol: mrs darthe vadour, pleased to meet you
 XLY: I can hear the geiger counter gently gurgling in the background
 Mr. Shine: Scents Of The World, Audio Travelogue Book One: Calcutta. "As I walked down the gangplank from the airplane, I was struck first by the thick miasma of millions of souls living together so closely."
 Amy Housewine: Are you my...
Image 174066   04-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
480
 
 140bpm: Lolllll @BILL DOOR
 BILL DOOR: I MAKE SURE TO SHOP ANYWHERE I SEE THAT CAT.
 Micro Jackson: Hands up!
Image 174065   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
428
 
 Jabberwikket: Your princess needs another diaper
 BILL DOOR: IF WE GIVE THEM MUSHROOMS, THEY WILL BECOME ADULTS. I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN VIDEO GAMES AND VIDEO GAMES WOULD NOT LIE TO ME.
 Spazstatic: Username/Upload combooooo!
 Scoo: Green Mario is always the third wheel...
 DrinkMixMan: Like it. Like it! BE ME!
 Amy Housewine: It's-a me, need-to-be-carried-O
 Niels Bohr: Probably fought over who had to be Louie G.
 a robot: Ok that's pretty dang cute
 Derp Herpigan: Your princess is in another daycare.
Image 174064   04-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach
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