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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Truple Flungus: I bet the robots never invite us to dinner
 Birbo Grombies: "Damn primates blocking all the good solar radiation"
 Pango Flongus: That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Image 173975   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Vart Plemongus
 Crarbo Grunumbies: @A duck Also, a shitty version of Clifford the Big Red Dog
 Momp Plemungus: I always imagine "being in the doghouse" when in trouble as being more figurative than literal
 Mump Dampoble: Like a shitty version of The Ring
Image 173974   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Parb Horpoble
 Hilm Gruble: Barkzil
 Gelm Gropert: Jowly.
 Rampo Grombies: He'll grow into it
 Flold Horpumple: I know a guy w I think skin like this.
 Vaple Horpungo: You SEE what I put up with!?
 Dempo Brongus: Those eyes tho
 Gort Dampongus: One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Borkfosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis...
 Frumpo Morpumbies: You annoy me, human. I am very annoyed.
 Ringo Horpongo: One borkfy borker-forker.
Image 173973   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Bild Grunupert
 Dift Flongo: You want conjunctivitis? Cause that's how you get conjunctivitis!
 Thirt Morpungus: thats not how you boop!
 Hango Dampombies: @a robot After reading your comment I've decided this image is RAD.
 Girb Drumupert: If you aren't the lead dog, the view is always the same.
 Buple Drumombies: Eat da booty like groceries
 Crarbo Flomple: My boss (who I strongly dislike) has a pug that she loves (who I have met and he's a gross little pig-snorting abomination) and this image helps me visualize the two of them together at home, so thanks.
 Mompo Morpumple: Also, never go ass to mouth.
 Dorb Pluble: This is my fetish.
Image 173972   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Huft Horpumbies
 Creng Cremopert: Hello fellow dfskl;jgfkdsjagfd;gsloh;ohfsnfkl
 Vift Flopert: Indonesian low budget Matrix ripoff actually ain't lookin too bad...
 Trump Grunomple: Stop trying to ollie and OLLIE!
Image 173971   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Mown Plemoble
 Limpo Horpoble: he actually sat on the other guy. we just can't see him
 Rorbo Morpoble: "hey doc, there is something weird with that little guy, I think he's dying or something, but can you help me get a splinter out of my finger? It really hurts..."
 Fliwn Plemongus: Why is there a transparent skull up between the two on the right?
 Tramp Rempongo: Never skip empathy day.
 Rompo Flongo: @a robot You'd think his testicles would be small enough by now for that to be comfortable...
 Thongo Morpuble: I can see those shop lines a mile away.
 Tholm Grunongo: Close your fucking legs a little, you giant asshole
Image 173970   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Lurt Grungus
 Gampo Plemoble: And here's the part of the tour where I show you my greatest creations! I call them Aquatosleds! No snow for your sled? Try these instead!
 Vift Plemombies: Quite the view you've got there. Not as good as [my home area] but still really nice.
Image 173969   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Crople Bruble
 Gort Bruble: I love bed
 Buld Cremuble: I beat other peoples beds occasionally
 Jampo Broble: Except the sweet release of death.
Image 173968   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Bert Rempongus
 Heft Rempumple: 100% battery? I'm tired of unrealistic ads.
 Flempo Grunuble: Which witch butt is which?
 Maple Grunungo: Dat witch butt, tho
 Rump Flombies: Such synergy! #173966
Image 173967   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Frempo Gropert
 Girt Horpombies: Must be a witch butt.
 Mert Albupert: Such synergy! #173967
Image 173966   04-17-17   Uploaded by    Gold Groble
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