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269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"



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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
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Score:
346
 
 BavidDowie: Someone sliced the "pickles" from before?
 fanny: 8D
 Dr. Bathroom: Better album cover for Booker T.
 Peter Pantsless: These are awesome on a Scandinavian pizza
 Spazstatic: Teenage mutant Ninja onions
Image 173563   04-15-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
369
 
 homeless: @BILL DOOR Comedy minus timing equals tragedy :-)
 Gomi Day: -sad -rad
 BILL DOOR: TRAGEDY PLUS COMEDY EQUALS TIME.
 addend: -temporary
 Xeno: -made worse by PowerPoint
 SoyUnPerdedor: Life is
 Bob: All of the above
 Niels Bohr: Pain+time=hilarity.
 WTF: Painfully hilarious or Hilariously painful?
 dorian: Correct.
Image 173562   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
267
 
 The Bees: ok. that's stupid.
 propro: the yin-yang is where his ying-yang should be.
 piranharama: Aware wolf?
 el jefe: Mostly monochrome doooog.Mostly monochrome doooooooog.
 Peter Pantsless: Yin...wang?
Image 173561   04-15-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
617
 
 carpwoman: OMG. Makes me wonder how any of them ever survive to adulthood, they're so small.
 Scoo: y r u so smol? i am froggers
 fanny: username/upload opposites!
 Whatever: Frogged got out of the game at last!
 Derp Herpigan: [Croaks microscopically]
Image 173560   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
515
 
 tehghost: taking your gal for a road trip in the country has no price.
 BavidDowie: friends not food
 Mike Michael: *steppenwolf plays in the background* AWESOME
 yev: you can't get your bbq ingredients any fresher
 piranharama: Sweet backpack dude!
 Scoo: Totes McGoats
 Mad Collager: Goat is my co-pilot.
 WTF: Satan take the wheel!
 craftjunk: Don't listen to theeemm, listen to meee- I only want what's beeesst for yooou.. trusssst me, I am a goooat!
Image 173559   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
227
 
 BILL DOOR: YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND I TRUST THAT YOU WILL DO GREAT THINGS IN THE FUTURE.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fucking job you genius piece of shit
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
Image 173558   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
283
 
 Chest Rockwell: Raccoons don't like panhandlers.
 Mad Collager: The trouble was, the raccoon saw him wash his hands, so they must be food.
 fanny: There was a trash panda walking in circles in front of my house and on my street today (during the day!) it was scary... it did not look right... of course animal control was closed today :-/
 shsquid: Now we know what really happened to Josh from the Blair Witch Project after he disappeared in those woods
 Prostata: someone's gonna get parasites...
 a robot: That doesn't look like positive reinforcement
 SomeOtherCanadian: Am I the only one seeing a hint of enjoyment there?
 Nopetology: Fear the eternal wrath of trash panda!
 dobbiesdoogs: hngnn now i have rabies
Image 173557   04-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
681
 
 grandma: This is the internet right now. So ahead of the times...
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian He posts screenshots like this every once in a while on his twitter.
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
 SomeOtherCanadian: @werterland do you have a link? I would thoroughly enjoy that
 werterland: All I can think of is Drew trolling online poker chat rooms.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Now we'll never find Bobby Fisher
 copunter: timeout ur mom brought hotpockets lolol
 copunter: ya i pwned u @ lik a lil b1ch lololol radiothello mafia 4 life!!!!1!! sukit
Image 173556   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
603
 
 BavidDowie: Ground control to Major Pom
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Laika
 Prostata: brb... going to SPAAAACE!
 Scoo: Godspeed, moonfloof
 dobbiesdoogs: that's one small paw for a dog, one giant leap for dogkind
Image 173555   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
357
 
 WaffleIron: @Amy Housewine @Peter Pantsless : I had to drop by because I saw the word "sexpedo" so much. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 Amy Housewine: Let's stop saying 'sexpedo' before The Spaceship gets raided by Operation Yewtree.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Don't kink-shame ;) Also "Sexpedo" is the name of my glam metal band. Also also, my spell-checker registered "sexpedo" as a real word, so my PC is way more metal than I thought it was
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless even those creepy pink river dolphins -er- sexpeodoes?
 Mad Collager: IIIIIIIII have had eeeeeeeenououououououououph!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Very funny, but I realized that it might stick to me, so just to be clear: I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS. Except dolphins aka sexpedoes...BUT OTHER THAN THAT...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless here's another of those sexy animals you like so much ;-D (or should i say ;-O)
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology A) I almost posted the same joke without looking and 2) only purple-ranked users can post functional links. Keep commenting and uploading!
 piranharama: @Prostata This is my gOat face
 Prostata: this is my O face
 Scoo: This is what Symphonic Metal sounds like to me
 Stom Premben: "Chances aaaaaaaaare ... though I wear a silly grin - whenever you come into vyooooo..."
 Nopetology: Weird- was that a switcherino? grilledloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
 Nopetology: And IIIIII... Will always love youuueeuu grilledsloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
Image 173554   04-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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