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268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
369
 
 homeless: @BILL DOOR Comedy minus timing equals tragedy :-)
 Gomi Day: -sad -rad
 BILL DOOR: TRAGEDY PLUS COMEDY EQUALS TIME.
 addend: -temporary
 Xeno: -made worse by PowerPoint
 SoyUnPerdedor: Life is
 Bob: All of the above
 Niels Bohr: Pain+time=hilarity.
 WTF: Painfully hilarious or Hilariously painful?
 dorian: Correct.
Image 173562   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
267
 
 The Bees: ok. that's stupid.
 propro: the yin-yang is where his ying-yang should be.
 piranharama: Aware wolf?
 el jefe: Mostly monochrome doooog.Mostly monochrome doooooooog.
 Peter Pantsless: Yin...wang?
Image 173561   04-15-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
617
 
 carpwoman: OMG. Makes me wonder how any of them ever survive to adulthood, they're so small.
 Scoo: y r u so smol? i am froggers
 fanny: username/upload opposites!
 Whatever: Frogged got out of the game at last!
 Derp Herpigan: [Croaks microscopically]
Image 173560   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
515
 
 tehghost: taking your gal for a road trip in the country has no price.
 BavidDowie: friends not food
 Mike Michael: *steppenwolf plays in the background* AWESOME
 yev: you can't get your bbq ingredients any fresher
 piranharama: Sweet backpack dude!
 Scoo: Totes McGoats
 Mad Collager: Goat is my co-pilot.
 WTF: Satan take the wheel!
 craftjunk: Don't listen to theeemm, listen to meee- I only want what's beeesst for yooou.. trusssst me, I am a goooat!
Image 173559   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
227
 
 BILL DOOR: YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND I TRUST THAT YOU WILL DO GREAT THINGS IN THE FUTURE.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fucking job you genius piece of shit
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
Image 173558   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
283
 
 Chest Rockwell: Raccoons don't like panhandlers.
 Mad Collager: The trouble was, the raccoon saw him wash his hands, so they must be food.
 fanny: There was a trash panda walking in circles in front of my house and on my street today (during the day!) it was scary... it did not look right... of course animal control was closed today :-/
 shsquid: Now we know what really happened to Josh from the Blair Witch Project after he disappeared in those woods
 Prostata: someone's gonna get parasites...
 a robot: That doesn't look like positive reinforcement
 SomeOtherCanadian: Am I the only one seeing a hint of enjoyment there?
 Nopetology: Fear the eternal wrath of trash panda!
 dobbiesdoogs: hngnn now i have rabies
Image 173557   04-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
681
 
 grandma: This is the internet right now. So ahead of the times...
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian He posts screenshots like this every once in a while on his twitter.
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
 SomeOtherCanadian: @werterland do you have a link? I would thoroughly enjoy that
 werterland: All I can think of is Drew trolling online poker chat rooms.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Now we'll never find Bobby Fisher
 copunter: timeout ur mom brought hotpockets lolol
 copunter: ya i pwned u @ lik a lil b1ch lololol radiothello mafia 4 life!!!!1!! sukit
Image 173556   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
603
 
 BavidDowie: Ground control to Major Pom
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Laika
 Prostata: brb... going to SPAAAACE!
 Scoo: Godspeed, moonfloof
 dobbiesdoogs: that's one small paw for a dog, one giant leap for dogkind
Image 173555   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
357
 
 WaffleIron: @Amy Housewine @Peter Pantsless : I had to drop by because I saw the word "sexpedo" so much. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 Amy Housewine: Let's stop saying 'sexpedo' before The Spaceship gets raided by Operation Yewtree.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Don't kink-shame ;) Also "Sexpedo" is the name of my glam metal band. Also also, my spell-checker registered "sexpedo" as a real word, so my PC is way more metal than I thought it was
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless even those creepy pink river dolphins -er- sexpeodoes?
 Mad Collager: IIIIIIIII have had eeeeeeeenououououououououph!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Very funny, but I realized that it might stick to me, so just to be clear: I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS. Except dolphins aka sexpedoes...BUT OTHER THAN THAT...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless here's another of those sexy animals you like so much ;-D (or should i say ;-O)
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology A) I almost posted the same joke without looking and 2) only purple-ranked users can post functional links. Keep commenting and uploading!
 piranharama: @Prostata This is my gOat face
 Prostata: this is my O face
 Scoo: This is what Symphonic Metal sounds like to me
 Stom Premben: "Chances aaaaaaaaare ... though I wear a silly grin - whenever you come into vyooooo..."
 Nopetology: Weird- was that a switcherino? grilledloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
 Nopetology: And IIIIII... Will always love youuueeuu grilledsloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
Image 173554   04-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
177
 
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : you get plus plus
 Flarmie: These seem redundant.
 Scoo: awful awful tea
 Warrax: clever clever comment
Image 173553   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
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