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269166  bug: I wish to play with the large friendly dog.

269168  fanny: we took in a stray kitten last week :) pic to follow pending nancy's approval

269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

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3. Side Boob
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269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

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11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 tehghost: taking your gal for a road trip in the country has no price.
 BavidDowie: friends not food
 Mike Michael: *steppenwolf plays in the background* AWESOME
 yev: you can't get your bbq ingredients any fresher
 piranharama: Sweet backpack dude!
 Scoo: Totes McGoats
 Mad Collager: Goat is my co-pilot.
 WTF: Satan take the wheel!
 craftjunk: Don't listen to theeemm, listen to meee- I only want what's beeesst for yooou.. trusssst me, I am a goooat!
Image 173559   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fucking job you genius piece of shit
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
 wolfpk: Drop dead! Is that positive enough for you!
Image 173558   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
 Chest Rockwell: Raccoons don't like panhandlers.
 Mad Collager: The trouble was, the raccoon saw him wash his hands, so they must be food.
 fanny: There was a trash panda walking in circles in front of my house and on my street today (during the day!) it was scary... it did not look right... of course animal control was closed today :-/
 shsquid: Now we know what really happened to Josh from the Blair Witch Project after he disappeared in those woods
 Prostata: someone's gonna get parasites...
 a robot: That doesn't look like positive reinforcement
 SomeOtherCanadian: Am I the only one seeing a hint of enjoyment there?
 Nopetology: Fear the eternal wrath of trash panda!
 dobbiesdoogs: hngnn now i have rabies
Image 173557   04-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
 grandma: This is the internet right now. So ahead of the times...
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian He posts screenshots like this every once in a while on his twitter.
 werterland: @SomeOtherCanadian…
 SomeOtherCanadian: @werterland do you have a link? I would thoroughly enjoy that
 werterland: All I can think of is Drew trolling online poker chat rooms.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Now we'll never find Bobby Fisher
 copunter: timeout ur mom brought hotpockets lolol
 copunter: ya i pwned u @ lik a lil b1ch lololol radiothello mafia 4 life!!!!1!! sukit
Image 173556   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 BavidDowie: Ground control to Major Pom
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Laika
 Prostata: brb... going to SPAAAACE!
 Scoo: Godspeed, moonfloof
 dobbiesdoogs: that's one small paw for a dog, one giant leap for dogkind
Image 173555   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 WaffleIron: @Amy Housewine @Peter Pantsless : I had to drop by because I saw the word "sexpedo" so much. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 Amy Housewine: Let's stop saying 'sexpedo' before The Spaceship gets raided by Operation Yewtree.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Don't kink-shame ;) Also "Sexpedo" is the name of my glam metal band. Also also, my spell-checker registered "sexpedo" as a real word, so my PC is way more metal than I thought it was
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless even those creepy pink river dolphins -er- sexpeodoes?
 Mad Collager: IIIIIIIII have had eeeeeeeenououououououououph!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Very funny, but I realized that it might stick to me, so just to be clear: I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS. Except dolphins aka sexpedoes...BUT OTHER THAN THAT...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless here's another of those sexy animals you like so much ;-D (or should i say ;-O)
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology A) I almost posted the same joke without looking and 2) only purple-ranked users can post functional links. Keep commenting and uploading!
 piranharama: @Prostata This is my gOat face
 Prostata: this is my O face
 Scoo: This is what Symphonic Metal sounds like to me
 Stom Premben: "Chances aaaaaaaaare ... though I wear a silly grin - whenever you come into vyooooo..."
 Nopetology: Weird- was that a switcherino? grilledloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
 Nopetology: And IIIIII... Will always love youuueeuu grilledsloinbacon/V031uXu6Uso
Image 173554   04-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : you get plus plus
 Flarmie: These seem redundant.
 Scoo: awful awful tea
 Warrax: clever clever comment
Image 173553   04-15-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Image 173552 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

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It was uploaded by skunkrocker. You have brought shame on us, skunkrocker.
 Nymphomania: Sometimes she likes to put her fingers in her armpits and then smell them really fast but thats dirty and bad
 carpwoman: @Nopetology - trying not to giggle at our neighbors having sex. Apartment walls are very thin. So my ex and I are laying there snickering under out breath until the woman screams "Oh baby! Fuck me up the ass!" At which time my ex and I totally lost our shit, laughed until we cried. And our neighbors stopped. I felt bad for ruining their "special moment" but jeeze.
 sparename: And nobody ran a Train
 werterland: @WaffleIron I don't know. I turned the TV up and tried to focus on that. Eventually I noticed that the sex noises had stopped.
 WaffleIron: @werterland : did they last longer than 4 minutes?
 Nopetology: One of my friend's neighbors wished that we had only heard his porn and not reality. Upstairs bedroom window was open, and he bellowed "Let me put my special sauce on it!". There were a whole bunch of us sitting in my friend's driveway. We tried not to laugh out loud, and failed miserably. Then the light went out, and the window slowly closed...
 Scoo: @werterland Maybe both?
 werterland: Last summer I couldn't figure out if the sex noises coming from the building next door to mine was loud porn or IRL sex.
 Scoo: and couldn't find the remote to turn it down?
 Warrax: Madeline Trainfail is my porn name.
 SomeCanadian: Same. Also watched.
 dobbiesdoogs: tfw you realize you liked it
Image 173550   04-15-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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