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233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

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2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. glenalec
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6. Mr. Shine
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233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars



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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
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13. Bagels: 2013 points
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Score:
584
 
 Robespierre: "Why do you build me up ... Buttercup, baby..."
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless Not enough upvotes for you
 fanny: "Dude, your singing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
 Peter Pantsless: Dope beats and sick bleats
Image 173344   04-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Olivenati confirmed
 Sadbot: He's got two eyes, therefore; double Illuminati
 Nopetology: Nobody beats Triangle Man.
 Peter Pantsless: Designer suit confirmed
Image 173343   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
612
 
 tib gubb: i'm actually pretty okay with that
 Hyphae: Alternatively, your platelets could be pumping through someone's *****!
 sparename: God gave man a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to drive one or the other
 zupobaloop: That's because God has united us as one.
 Otterman: In fact, I'm counting on it.
 Yam: It could be in their weinerrrrr
 Peter Pantsless: Why do you think I donate?
 Scoo: Nachos de sangre!
Image 173342   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Off Topic
Score:
948
 
 Nothing: I caught a bird!
 wolfpk: Does he bite? Only if you piss him off.
 Peter Pantsless: "I don't care who started it!"
 Amy Housewine: Well that serves you right, really.
Image 173341   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
475
 
 tib gubb: this is why i don't go outside
 Himesama: Kids will like what they like no matter what. As a good parent it's your job to connect the dots to something you can both enjoy. Now about the nerdy names I picked for them...
 SomeCanadian: The brain damage or the rejection of the previous generations norms? (I was in a frat btw, best years of my life) @Scoo
 Sadbot: @zupobaloop In the "you can't make me like sports and going outside, Dad!" way but yeah, a lot of them sure like the "women are objects" part
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Most geeks claim to reject patriarchal bullshit huh?
 Sadbot: If most geeks are as smart as they think they are, they'd realize that the basics of successful parenting are letting kids grow into themselves, with helpful guidance. Instead a lot of them perpetuate the patriarchal bullshit they claim to reject. Making your kid watch Star Wars is the new fishing trip, "it builds character".
 Scoo: Future Frat Boy, right there
 VoR: but better!
Image 173340   04-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
333
 
 WTF: "Don't touch me or it will spread to you too!"
 Robespierre: @scribbs I'm just mad about saffron. And saffron's mad about me. That's what Leitch says, anyway.
 scribbs: @Yam @Amy Housewine Her name is Fontaine. I'm mad about her.
 piranharama: How you see me? I camouflaged!
 Yam: @Amy Housewine Quite rightly
 Peter Pantsless: Raywoman? Wait, no torso
 Scoo: Apple Yellow
 Mr. Butt: A veritable Lemon Party!
 sparename: She's pointing to the lemon entry, my dear Watson
 Amy Housewine: They call me Mellow Yellow.
Image 173339   04-14-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
622
 
 WTF: The Dapper Doot
 Robespierre: Pug skull creepy enough on its own.
 Peter Pantsless: *sees bat, tries to run like Hell but falls apart immediately because his bones aren't connected by anything*
 sparename: Been waiting long?
 SomeCanadian: Hey! You gotta pick up your dogs doots!
Image 173338   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
708
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Thought there was a gap in the middle where the little ginger feller is
 ignatz: Fracatals are cool
 wolfpk: I am feeling drained.
 werterland: She's torn between motherly instinct and wanting to attack them for touching her tummy.
 Mr. Shine: *empty milkshake sounds*
 karmakat: NO VACANCY! I ASSURE YOU!
 Peter Pantsless: "Good thing I'm fucking insane and have concrete furniture!"
 Warrax: Should have just stuck with drinking wine on the toilet.
 Otterman: So this is my life...
 Scoo: Appropriate phenotypic diversity
 Yam: I've made a terrible mistake
Image 173337   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
439
 
 itskando: But I font wanna eat note. "You're going to eat note and you're gonna like it."
 tib gubb: wow. that's really hurtful.
 wolfpk: Teeth
 wolfpk: Well you have no chompers. Well give me five minutes
 Hosebag: @Scoo Weird Al
 Niels Bohr: The letter started nice, "Dear redacted".
 XLY: SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL
 Warrax: She lives in Canada. You haven't met her.
 Mr. Butt: #172760
 Scoo: Who names their kid "eat it"?
Image 173336   04-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
469
 
 Kim: 10p?! A bargain.
 a robot: "Emetic" means it makes you barf. In three days I guess. Not sure that's really representative of how Jesus came back
 trelyate: the blood you sacrifice could be in somebody's nachos right now
 WaffleIron: Oh thank god it's from scarfolk
 Skaalar: Wait... Who's blood is this again?
Image 173335   04-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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