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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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 bug: @WaffleIron *draws cops behind him*
 Scoo: @WaffleIron He's easily outrunning the cops
 Dr. Bathroom: Taaaaake ooooon meeeee! Take on me!
 WaffleIron: Fully sick and does mad skids.
 enfanta: Mopeds are hard work.
 Peach: Is this what they mean by Tokyo Drift?
Image 173205   04-13-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
 Skaalar: This was a legitimate fear of mine when if was 7. That my mom would drop me off at the wrong school for some reason.
 Whatever: I spend the entire day at the wrong job, but at least I get paid for putting up with the people there
 fanny: @SomeOtherCanadian I've been there, it's as terrible as it sounds
 tritium: News Team Spends Entire Segment on Dumb Story
 SomeOtherCanadian: Probably wanted to get out of that town with the terrible name
 WaffleIron: Yeah, that kids gonna be held back a year.
 dobbiesdoogs: you learned all the wrong things!
Image 173204   04-13-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Skaalar: Always fine
 Dick Inspector: @Peter Pantsless Buttonhorn.
 raditzu: coffee keeps it cool
 Ronick: Why do i keep seeing this dog..
 Python77: No, this is Patrick.
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless @Scoo i;m thinking about those memes
 Scoo: The Ol' Spicy Finehorn!
 Peter Pantsless: We need a "This is FINE" button. And also a horn button
 tib gubb: this is normal in trump's america
Image 173203   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
 night shift: @WaffleIron And that's AUSTRALIAN dollars, to boot!
 Spazstatic: Now I have a 2004 VTX 1300S that I need to get the front wheel balanced (I think a weight came off during our last move) and registered cause that expired in November.
 Spazstatic: My first bike was a 1995 Honda VLX 600 that I bought for $1700.
 Chest Rockwell: Sounds like that bike needs to see a doctor.
 tritium: Maybe the cops were on foot.
 WaffleIron: 250s are fun and all but you're not gonna outrun the cops on the highway with one. Still 1500 bucks well spent.
 tib gubb: (may not actually outrun the cops)
Image 173202   04-13-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 KingTrebek: BAD for not using original cardart blue-eyes
 Peter Pantsless: @BavidDowie @Dan Tagonistic Yahtzee! Wait, what?
 BavidDowie: Gin!
 Dan Tagonistic: Snap!
 fanny: I fucking hate Uno.
 Scoo: I never learned how to play Game of Thrones
 tib gubb: digimon is bullshit
 Peter Pantsless: You can't use pokemon cards in crazy 8's
 Skinr: "You've activated my Reverse card!"
Image 173201   04-13-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
 Skaalar: I must learn his secrets.
 BavidDowie: Don't leave her hanging! *tiny fist bump*
 raditzu: Seems legit
 enfanta: Do all Canadian women glow like that?
 time is wastin: Fully sweet & does mad skids
 Ulillillia: Dreaming about U
 miller: Must be shopped, no way she could get a man with a sweet hog like that.
Image 173200   04-13-17   Uploaded by    kswat
 fanny: Gracious Bort!
 DrinkMixMan: No man is an island.
 Warrax: I am an island.
Image 173199   04-13-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
 Chest Rockwell: When you make no sense
 fanny: Dreaming about U, pupcakes
 Scoo: I dig those frosted tips
 tritium: Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel mocked.
Image 173198   04-13-17   Uploaded by    maura
 tib gubb: pink flord
Image 173197   04-13-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 Skaalar: Likewise... Except for the genitalia.
 XLY: She probably doesn't even have a head
 Dan Tagonistic: *swipes right
 wolfpk: Stop staring at my intelligence!
 Peach: You really CAN have it all.
 Bast Relief: Same, but redact "says".
 Scoo: Fucking rad
 Xeno: Trash nobility. My kind of folks.
 tib gubb: also it's 99% likely that i'm awful
 Warrax: Well, we have one thing in common.
 Mr. Butt: Nature's way of saying "I'm the least interesting person in this bar."
 sparename: "BUT YOU HAVE NO FACE??"
Image 173196   04-13-17   Uploaded by    phonk
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