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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



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Score:
187
 
 LurkedMoar: THE DISTANT FUTURE THE DISTANT FUTURE
 Theimposter: Is! IS, damnit! Not bis!
 Theimposter: This pornbis wierd?
 dangerkeith3000: DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER
 a robot: *sigh* Another human trying to appropriate robot culture...
 Robespierre: PLUG ME IN!
 Scoo: FIGHT. ME. YOU. LIT-TLE. BITCH. BEEP-BOOP-BEEP-BEEP.
 jochenau: when boys stretch and you can see their stomach
 Prostata: sex robots just don't live up to the hype
 tib gubb: not the worst robot design i've seen
 DrinkMixMan: Your robot looks sick.
Image 172687   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
498
 
 Green Van: THIS IS MILLET!!
 hearsegirl: booo-yah!
 VoR: Uk national bird proving eagles need not apply
 piranharama: FINISH HIM.
 tib gubb: well if hogging all of this fine seed for myself makes me a jerk, well then i guess i'm a jerk
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits out!
 Cami: Spartan robin.
Image 172686   04-11-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
234
 
 XLY: Well who got it?
 SpaceCow: Thrills and Pep may not be suitable for children and pregnant women.
 enfanta: @Side Boob all the blurrievers. I'd post a link to the podcast but I'm merely blue.
 Dr Awkward: "Who Gets The Baby" is definitely a Japanese game show
 Side Boob: who takes the BLURRY PHOTOS?
 enfanta: I haven't nearly enough pep in my artistic mysteries. I must rectify this.
Image 172685   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: My hat is a raptor, your argument is irrelevant
 hearsegirl: Heading to the Royal Ascot, all the bitches will be hating on me, when they see my hawk finery!
 Whatever: Okay, I've caught her - now what?
 tokyopig: Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
 enfanta: Tired of retrieving her newspaper from the roof of her house, within the trees and the top of her car, Dahlia finds a more natural solution.
Image 172684   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 172683 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bubbles. Your image was bad, bubbles.
Score:
543
 
 Theimposter: Gotta hand it to the guys who first painted that ship.
 dangerkeith3000: He made the wrong decision in a choose your on adventure book
 Robespierre: Diver Dan ... has no friends.
 Prostata: I hate when that happens
 Zampano: Underwater doot
 SkidSolo: Guybrush Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minutes.
 tokyopig: Don't worry, they have no muscles and can't move! They're just posers!
 Bu7Z: Haven't seen this episode of archer...
 Bill Rye: Nice skullet on the left there
 DrinkMixMan: @addend And cue theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
 addend: Slowly zoom in on the diver's face.
 Cami: *pulls rope 63 times*
Image 172682   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
266
 
 dangerkeith3000: The flux capacitor looks like shit nowadays
 Sandor: That's gonna cost $200
 a sedated moose: As we say in the maintenance field: BZZZT!
 sparename: Entering Hogwatts School of Psychics and Electrickery via Platform '9 and Three Phases'
 tokyopig: Wire the wrong cut and the explosion bombs!
 piranharama: Stealth Mode Engaged!
Image 172681   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
394
 
 Peach: Unconventional solution is still a solution.
 Robespierre: Been there.
 Otterman: Hammer more effective
 VoR: This could be me
 jazzjunkie: Your frustration is misplaced.
Image 172680   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
542
 
 El Barto: #butt poop better than mouth poop! ;)
Image 172679   04-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
258
 
 SpaceCow: This is what appears on your hand when you fail to collect a high five.
 a sedated moose: My misery line is huge and connects to my despair line; what's that mean?
 piranharama: @Flarmie And oddly specific...
 Flarmie: Google Maps is getting weird.
 Theta Zero: My hand doesn't look anything like this
Image 172678   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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