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258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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Score:
498
 
 Green Van: THIS IS MILLET!!
 hearsegirl: booo-yah!
 VoR: Uk national bird proving eagles need not apply
 piranharama: FINISH HIM.
 tib gubb: well if hogging all of this fine seed for myself makes me a jerk, well then i guess i'm a jerk
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits out!
 Cami: Spartan robin.
Image 172686   04-11-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
234
 
 XLY: Well who got it?
 SpaceCow: Thrills and Pep may not be suitable for children and pregnant women.
 enfanta: @Side Boob all the blurrievers. I'd post a link to the podcast but I'm merely blue.
 Dr Awkward: "Who Gets The Baby" is definitely a Japanese game show
 Side Boob: who takes the BLURRY PHOTOS?
 enfanta: I haven't nearly enough pep in my artistic mysteries. I must rectify this.
Image 172685   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: My hat is a raptor, your argument is irrelevant
 hearsegirl: Heading to the Royal Ascot, all the bitches will be hating on me, when they see my hawk finery!
 Whatever: Okay, I've caught her - now what?
 tokyopig: Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
 enfanta: Tired of retrieving her newspaper from the roof of her house, within the trees and the top of her car, Dahlia finds a more natural solution.
Image 172684   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 172683 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bubbles. You have brought shame on us, bubbles.
Score:
543
 
 Theimposter: Gotta hand it to the guys who first painted that ship.
 titular role: He made the wrong decision in a choose your on adventure book
 Big Beagler: Diver Dan ... has no friends.
 Prostata: I hate when that happens
 Zampano: Underwater doot
 SkidSolo: Guybrush Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minutes.
 tokyopig: Don't worry, they have no muscles and can't move! They're just posers!
 Bu7Z: Haven't seen this episode of archer...
 Bill Rye: Nice skullet on the left there
 DrinkMixMan: @addend And cue theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
 addend: Slowly zoom in on the diver's face.
 Cami: *pulls rope 63 times*
Image 172682   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
296
 
 hanky: The flux capacitor looks like shit nowadays
 Sandor: That's gonna cost $200
 a sedated moose: As we say in the maintenance field: BZZZT!
 sparename: Entering Hogwatts School of Psychics and Electrickery via Platform '9 and Three Phases'
 tokyopig: Wire the wrong cut and the explosion bombs!
 piranharama: Stealth Mode Engaged!
Image 172681   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
428
 
 Peach: Unconventional solution is still a solution.
 crappypants: Been there.
 Otterman: Hammer more effective
 VoR: This could be me
 jazzjunkie: Your frustration is misplaced.
Image 172680   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
577
 
 El Barto: #butt poop better than mouth poop! ;)
Image 172679   04-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
293
 
 SpaceCow: This is what appears on your hand when you fail to collect a high five.
 a sedated moose: My misery line is huge and connects to my despair line; what's that mean?
 piranharama: @Flarmie And oddly specific...
 Flarmie: Google Maps is getting weird.
 Theta Zero: My hand doesn't look anything like this
Image 172678   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
290
 
 Theimposter: @Peach Well played.
 Peach: How inclusive, it has a setting for Argonians.
 itskando: Why to you need your calculator for your Latin test?
 tritium: "Maths" stands for "Mathematical Anti-Teleharsic Harfatum Septomin."
 Theta Zero: Set calculasers to stun.
Image 172677   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow
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