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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
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14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
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Score:
234
 
 XLY: Well who got it?
 SpaceCow: Thrills and Pep may not be suitable for children and pregnant women.
 enfanta: @Side Boob all the blurrievers. I'd post a link to the podcast but I'm merely blue.
 Dr Awkward: "Who Gets The Baby" is definitely a Japanese game show
 Side Boob: who takes the BLURRY PHOTOS?
 enfanta: I haven't nearly enough pep in my artistic mysteries. I must rectify this.
Image 172685   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
606
 
 Scoo: My hat is a raptor, your argument is irrelevant
 hearsegirl: Heading to the Royal Ascot, all the bitches will be hating on me, when they see my hawk finery!
 Whatever: Okay, I've caught her - now what?
 tokyopig: Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
 enfanta: Tired of retrieving her newspaper from the roof of her house, within the trees and the top of her car, Dahlia finds a more natural solution.
Image 172684   04-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 172683 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bubbles. Your image was bad, bubbles.
Score:
543
 
 Theimposter: Gotta hand it to the guys who first painted that ship.
 dangerkeith3000: He made the wrong decision in a choose your on adventure book
 Robespierre: Diver Dan ... has no friends.
 Prostata: I hate when that happens
 Zampano: Underwater doot
 SkidSolo: Guybrush Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minutes.
 tokyopig: Don't worry, they have no muscles and can't move! They're just posers!
 Bu7Z: Haven't seen this episode of archer...
 Bill Rye: Nice skullet on the left there
 DrinkMixMan: @addend And cue theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
 addend: Slowly zoom in on the diver's face.
 Cami: *pulls rope 63 times*
Image 172682   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
266
 
 dangerkeith3000: The flux capacitor looks like shit nowadays
 Sandor: That's gonna cost $200
 a sedated moose: As we say in the maintenance field: BZZZT!
 sparename: Entering Hogwatts School of Psychics and Electrickery via Platform '9 and Three Phases'
 tokyopig: Wire the wrong cut and the explosion bombs!
 piranharama: Stealth Mode Engaged!
Image 172681   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
394
 
 Peach: Unconventional solution is still a solution.
 Robespierre: Been there.
 Otterman: Hammer more effective
 VoR: This could be me
 jazzjunkie: Your frustration is misplaced.
Image 172680   04-11-17   Uploaded by    shsquid
Score:
542
 
 El Barto: #butt poop better than mouth poop! ;)
Image 172679   04-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
258
 
 SpaceCow: This is what appears on your hand when you fail to collect a high five.
 a sedated moose: My misery line is huge and connects to my despair line; what's that mean?
 piranharama: @Flarmie And oddly specific...
 Flarmie: Google Maps is getting weird.
 Theta Zero: My hand doesn't look anything like this
Image 172678   04-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
290
 
 Theimposter: @Peach Well played.
 Peach: How inclusive, it has a setting for Argonians.
 itskando: Why to you need your calculator for your Latin test?
 tritium: "Maths" stands for "Mathematical Anti-Teleharsic Harfatum Septomin."
 Theta Zero: Set calculasers to stun.
Image 172677   04-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow
Score:
592
 
 dangerkeith3000: hakuna matata, bitch
 Himesama: I loled
Image 172676   04-11-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
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