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272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

272659  Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272821  trelyate: I do not consent

272816  fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272816  Sadbot: @Knice Working as intended...long pork

272681  Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272776  E. HONDA: Just be happy with your stubby obelisk

272827  fanny: i know i'm in the minority, but Pringles are fucking gross

272734  Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272845  Knice: When you're nearsighted

272844  duckybox: "seriously guys, one of them is squirming up my ass now, its not funny anymore!"

272847  Knice: It's a niche market, but it seems to work.

272816  Butcherboy: Theyre not the ones going about with knives on their feet@Knice

272761  Throwbot: Son, you're adopted

272762  Throwbot: Is that Alan Rickman?

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

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 addend: Hithhh.
 Scoo: Boop le braces!
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a snake with a lateral lisp. That would be the saddest thing.
Image 171351   04-03-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 The Bees: Owl develops a crippling phobia of babies.
 addend: (Develops a crippling phobia of owls.)
Image 171350   04-03-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
 Wooden Spoon: Star needs to be upside-down.
 XLY: I could have sworn that I knew what I was seeing, but the more I look, the less I am able to recognize who is who
 chhumphrey: That's the danger of fashion and celebrity
Image 171349   04-03-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
 Air Biscuit: @DrinkMixMan i think you mean "swimming my fish"
 DrinkMixMan: Fish don't walk, silly.
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 chhumphrey: Naw, he was walking the leash and the fish swam into it
 Yam: And the winner is... Doctor Wernstrom, for his fish thingy
 redmonkey3: Earth is Weird.
Image 171348   04-03-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
 addend: Forgot to poke holes in bag. Played final note an hour ago.
 enfanta: @redmonkey3 ...and his parents...
 redmonkey3: I'm betting it scares the cats... and the dogs... and the children
Image 171347   04-03-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Prostata: Fish heads fish heads eat them up YUM
 square44: got tired of walking
 guccigucci: I'll unfortunately never be as cool as that dead fish.
Image 171346   04-03-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mr. Butt: @a robot "You've already +'ed this!"
 DJSnoopMike: quite - quit! dammit!
 titular role: Quite pandering ... lol!
 chhumphrey: Yeah but Jack Black will sell his name for anything.
 a robot: A low-key username/upload combo seems to be happening here
Image 171345   04-03-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Air Biscuit: For dancing wih the dishes.
 Mr. Shine: Mondays.jpg
 Zampano: Instructions unclear. Gloved feet
 Mr. Butt: @a robot #158180 :D
 a robot: Yeah I've been this drunk before
Image 171344   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 Beef Supreme: "Now we're going to get lazy and boring, maybe fat, just like every other married couple."
 redmonkey3: Rowan County, KY clerks office issues marriage license to same sex couple despite crazy head clerk claiming jesus (after mowing her lawn) told her to defy federal law and not issue same. She went to jail, happy couple went to Disney Land.
 chhumphrey: Congratulations! You reached the end of the Internet!
Image 171343   04-03-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 arctic fox: You have to see the review at YouTube video tNlwVO5UV9k and get the theme song trapped in your head for days
 Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
 Mr. Shine: Starring Joe Estevez as Uncle Dad.
 enfanta: Ghost of a baby *what*?
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - ikr! Is he wearing another shirt underneath ? Dad's teen same-sex lover is more than a bit clingy, too...
 chhumphrey: This Scooby Doo reboot is missing a dog
 TaintJuice: Fucking forget the Baby Ghost, That is the most horrendously fitting shirt I've ever seen on a human being.
Image 171342   04-03-17   Uploaded by    waffles
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