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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

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10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
14. Cerberus: 1606 points
15. Vault Dweller: 1561 points
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 addend: Hithhh.
 Scoo: Boop le braces!
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a snake with a lateral lisp. That would be the saddest thing.
Image 171351   04-03-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 VoR: Owl develops a crippling phobia of babies.
 addend: (Develops a crippling phobia of owls.)
Image 171350   04-03-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
 Wooden Spoon: Star needs to be upside-down.
 XLY: I could have sworn that I knew what I was seeing, but the more I look, the less I am able to recognize who is who
 chhumphrey: That's the danger of fashion and celebrity
Image 171349   04-03-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
 Air Biscuit: @DrinkMixMan i think you mean "swimming my fish"
 DrinkMixMan: Fish don't walk, silly.
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 chhumphrey: Naw, he was walking the leash and the fish swam into it
 Yam: And the winner is... Doctor Wernstrom, for his fish thingy
 redmonkey3: Earth is Weird.
Image 171348   04-03-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
 addend: Forgot to poke holes in bag. Played final note an hour ago.
 enfanta: @redmonkey3 ...and his parents...
 redmonkey3: I'm betting it scares the cats... and the dogs... and the children
Image 171347   04-03-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Prostata: Fish heads fish heads eat them up YUM
 square44: got tired of walking
 Dr Awkward: I'll unfortunately never be as cool as that dead fish.
Image 171346   04-03-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mr. Butt: @a robot "You've already +'ed this!"
 VoR: quite - quit! dammit!
 VoR: Quite pandering ... lol!
 chhumphrey: Yeah but Jack Black will sell his name for anything.
 a robot: A low-key username/upload combo seems to be happening here
Image 171345   04-03-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Air Biscuit: For dancing wih the dishes.
 Mr. Shine: Mondays.jpg
 Zampano: Instructions unclear. Gloved feet
 Mr. Butt: @a robot #158180 :D
 a robot: Yeah I've been this drunk before
Image 171344   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 Beef Supreme: "Now we're going to get lazy and boring, maybe fat, just like every other married couple."
 redmonkey3: Rowan County, KY clerks office issues marriage license to same sex couple despite crazy head clerk claiming jesus (after mowing her lawn) told her to defy federal law and not issue same. She went to jail, happy couple went to Disney Land.
 chhumphrey: Congratulations! You reached the end of the Internet!
Image 171343   04-03-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 arctic fox: You have to see the review at YouTube video tNlwVO5UV9k and get the theme song trapped in your head for days
 Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
 Mr. Shine: Starring Joe Estevez as Uncle Dad.
 enfanta: Ghost of a baby *what*?
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - ikr! Is he wearing another shirt underneath ? Dad's teen same-sex lover is more than a bit clingy, too...
 chhumphrey: This Scooby Doo reboot is missing a dog
 Dr Awkward: Fucking forget the Baby Ghost, That is the most horrendously fitting shirt I've ever seen on a human being.
Image 171342   04-03-17   Uploaded by    waffles
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