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221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers



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319
 
 SomeCanadian: The rainbow connection? @Prostata
 Prostata: one day he'll find it
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Matt Pinfield?
 Meow: Thats just Jerry, hes always doing that
Image 171176   04-03-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
410
 
 Staida: If you're brave enough
 Robespierre: There IS no good caption for this one.
Image 171175   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
278
 
 Mr Bleak: @Zukero And probably pixelation.
 Zukero: There will be blood.
 raditzu: It's Japanese so some weird shit is going to happen for sure :)
Image 171174   04-03-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
675
 
 androbot: @piranharama me too
 hearsegirl: Giving Tree "Hah! you all thought that loser kid killed me. But i mulched him."
 Robespierre: Good graft.
 KingTrebek: what a good ficus
 Yam: Life uh, finds a way
 piranharama: Is this what happens when a tree gets a Treehugger?
 Borkf: Yo dawg etc.
Image 171173   04-03-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
445
 
 werterland: @trelyate I can't wait for the finale to the trilogy, "Everyone Poops When They Die."
 trelyate: the sequel to Everyone Poops got dark
 tokyopig: Astrix, except for really careful vampires.
 BILL DOOR: A GOOD BOOK TO READ TO CHILDREN. IT IS IMPORTANT THEY UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH EARLY SO THEY CAN COME TO TERMS WITH IT AND UNDERSTAND JUST HOW PRECIOUS EVERY DAY TRULY IS.
Image 171172   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
280
 
 Staida: These enormous bookends, created in the 3rd Qin dynasty by a reknown Ethiopian artisan Rahm Amun were intended as a gag gift for Emperor Zhou. Today, his tomb lies beneath them.
 Zukero: Winners of this year's duckface contest.
 ASTER: You know, I saw these guys in the desert, but I never expected them to be a hidden boss.
 enfanta: They look like little racing cars you'd get in breakfast cereal.
 piranharama: REMEMBER ME. *fwoooosh*
Image 171171   04-03-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
436
 
 Yam: @werterland Hahah lovely. I once labeled all my bosses pens and pencils "PEN" and "PENCIL" respectively...
 werterland: @Yam The regional grocery store here, Wegmans, loves to label everything, so when I got a hold of the label maker at my last store (different company), I did the same by labeling everything in the warehouse, down to the stickers on the printer. One was "Holographic Cat Sticker."
 tib gubb: buncha wise alecks around here
 Yam: I printed so many shitty labels at my old job. I think the labelmaker had 5 that said "LABEL MAKER"
 Cami: When you buy the cartridges then you can print what you like.
Image 171170   04-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
739
 
 tib gubb: *meows transdimensionally*
 Robespierre: Winner, Fang-O-Rama.
 SomeCanadian: Your cat looks... aggressive
 Spazstatic: You fed it after midnight, didn't you?
 piranharama: Sinister cackling intensifies
Image 171169   04-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
293
 
 tib gubb: whoa, we got ourselves a badass over here
 werterland: Rude, Belle.
 piranharama: Nobody gets flipped off like Gaston.
 Beeble: One fuck given.
Image 171168   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
197
 
 hearsegirl: tracker trucks were the longest you could get for the super wide wheels you needed for the widest of bowlriders.
 Robespierre: Truckin' - like the doo-dah man...
 Annoying Vegan : That canned cranberry sauce is super dense.
 ignatz: Hah, and the "Pro-Add-Track"? A longer axle with a spacer on each side
 ignatz: @Yam I think I must have broken five or six Bennett base plates- plastic crap.
 Yam: Those Bennett trucks tho
Image 171167   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
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