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210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

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210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)



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 werterland: @trelyate I can't wait for the finale to the trilogy, "Everyone Poops When They Die."
 trelyate: the sequel to Everyone Poops got dark
 tokyopig: Astrix, except for really careful vampires.
 BILL DOOR: A GOOD BOOK TO READ TO CHILDREN. IT IS IMPORTANT THEY UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH EARLY SO THEY CAN COME TO TERMS WITH IT AND UNDERSTAND JUST HOW PRECIOUS EVERY DAY TRULY IS.
Image 171172   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
280
 
 Staida: These enormous bookends, created in the 3rd Qin dynasty by a reknown Ethiopian artisan Rahm Amun were intended as a gag gift for Emperor Zhou. Today, his tomb lies beneath them.
 Zukero: Winners of this year's duckface contest.
 ASTER: You know, I saw these guys in the desert, but I never expected them to be a hidden boss.
 enfanta: They look like little racing cars you'd get in breakfast cereal.
 piranharama: REMEMBER ME. *fwoooosh*
Image 171171   04-03-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
436
 
 Yam: @werterland Hahah lovely. I once labeled all my bosses pens and pencils "PEN" and "PENCIL" respectively...
 werterland: @Yam The regional grocery store here, Wegmans, loves to label everything, so when I got a hold of the label maker at my last store (different company), I did the same by labeling everything in the warehouse, down to the stickers on the printer. One was "Holographic Cat Sticker."
 tib gubb: buncha wise alecks around here
 Yam: I printed so many shitty labels at my old job. I think the labelmaker had 5 that said "LABEL MAKER"
 Cami: When you buy the cartridges then you can print what you like.
Image 171170   04-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
718
 
 tib gubb: *meows transdimensionally*
 Robespierre: Winner, Fang-O-Rama.
 SomeCanadian: Your cat looks... aggressive
 Spazstatic: You fed it after midnight, didn't you?
 piranharama: Sinister cackling intensifies
Image 171169   04-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
293
 
 tib gubb: whoa, we got ourselves a badass over here
 werterland: Rude, Belle.
 piranharama: Nobody gets flipped off like Gaston.
 Beeble: One fuck given.
Image 171168   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
197
 
 hearsegirl: tracker trucks were the longest you could get for the super wide wheels you needed for the widest of bowlriders.
 Robespierre: Truckin' - like the doo-dah man...
 Annoying Vegan : That canned cranberry sauce is super dense.
 ignatz: Hah, and the "Pro-Add-Track"? A longer axle with a spacer on each side
 ignatz: @Yam I think I must have broken five or six Bennett base plates- plastic crap.
 Yam: Those Bennett trucks tho
Image 171167   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
164
 
 werterland: @WaffleIron I'm kind of mad that I understand the pun. :(
 SomeCanadian: 0.o
 tib gubb: please do not
 a robot: Your girlfriend is jealous of her friend's fancy hair
 FabricMan: I'm just assuming that fucks the horse somewhere in this magazine. I've been on the Internet too long
 XLY: I don't even want to know if this is really real or not really
 tritium: Credit to Sean Tejaratchi.
 WaffleIron: I too enjoy "tressage"!
Image 171166   04-03-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
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 White Rice: It doesn't even look like there's that much pressure on him; I'm fairly certain he could get out if he actually tried (unless one of the others undid his belt then buckled it around the pole itself)
 WaffleIron: Just like winnie the pooh, you gotta starve him out. I can only imagine that the man on the right sounds like gopher.
Image 171165   04-03-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
326
 
 Borkf: Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha *snap*
 Borkf: Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict!
 piranharama: Judge Judy is getting pretty dark.
 Teechur: Period.
Image 171164   04-03-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
273
 
 ch: again with the horses, clarice
 Skinr: is your girlfriend a lesbian?
 Himesama: I always fantasize the outrageous way I would react to cheating but my man is loyal:(
 Red: his wife found out about his girlfriends
Image 171163   04-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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