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272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

272445  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272864  UnknownSample: I prefer lemonade.

272835  Shay: Shit...I'm trippin' balls here, someone laced the catnip.

272843  Shay: Time to make the cheese.

272849  matos: If only this was in fashion for boys, I'd be doing alright.

272855  Shay: *looks up at bird*

272875  Shay: 100 Proof Yogurt Ass

272838  Pingu IRL: hell yeah

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272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

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 Flarmie: @Scoo It made me think of pizza.
 Scoo: This made me immediately think of Nada Surf (and not Taylor Swift). But I'm old.
 AdaMan: Everyone has their strengths
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm never last-picked, i've got a pizza-eating chick
Image 170930   04-01-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Hosebag: Just had my nails done!
 Scoo: Jazz Paws!
 The Frito Bandito: Otterly adorable
 sparename: " # Heeeeyyyyyy, Mac -arOtter # "
Image 170929   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
 XLY: He is so stoked!
 KrazyKat: It's actually my bday but the big guy stOle muh hat. Boo.
 Himesama: Happy Birthday Pupper
Image 170928   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 werterland: School picture day in Mordor.
 WTF: Wasn't this a Billy Idol song? No, this is the exact opposite.
 Hosebag: People without a face never have a nice day.
 rory: The flat front flop
Image 170927   04-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 E. HONDA: If you go for 'the flop', you get a complimentary switchblade
 enfanta: @annterland there's another friendly spaceship switcherino.
 funny in the wall: Many faces of duchovny
 Sadbot: Say what you will about manbuns, at least they're not greasy...usually.
 annterland: DA stands for duck's a-hem
 FireBreathingMarmot: Now being a barber is a lot like being a bar man or a soda jerk - there's not much to it once you've learned the basic moves.
Image 170926   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 Sadbot: @sparename You'd think that the US, with it's love of being lazy and eating, would have such a wonderful noodle machine, but no, only Redbox.
 Sadbot: @fanny I dub her "Eggy McFartslord"
 sparename: @Sadbot Not seen it for years but I used to upset co-workers by microwaving John West Tuna Lasagne. Or Rani Curries. We even had a Pot Noodle machine - it gave out a normal pot with an added press-out fork and dispensed hot water - magical!
 fanny: @Sadbot oh god! I share a tiny office space with several other coworkers and one girl eats either tuna or hardboiled eggs every day. i swear- every. damn. day.
 Sadbot: Do not push me, I will microwave fish
 Pickle Dick: Not sorry
Image 170925   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 Side Boob: Obligatory "It's a trap!"
 Mr. Shine: I got a lot of mileage out of the learner's permit!
Image 170924   04-01-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Annoying Vegan : I don't remember this part of Swan Lake
 Whatever: When you want a close shave...
 sparename: Is she demo-ing a Plasmant Rabbit?
 Prostata: there once was a girl from Mobile, who's hymen was forged of cold steel. To give her a thrill, took a rotary drill, and a number 9 emery wheel.
 Hosebag: Mommy? What's the lady doing?
 Beef Supreme: Judging from the sparks, that's carbon steel.
 KrazyKat: Sparks fly!
 WaffleIron: I think they all need to be wearing safety glasses
 Sandor: I seem to recall Eddie Murphy from Raw saying that would be worth $300 million
 mariofart: Inspired by tubgirl
 Scoo: Return of #134517?
 SomeCanadian: She's really going to town on herself
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Are they selling chastity belts?
Image 170923   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Nope
 skillet: Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns
 annterland: I bet they got squishy legs
 KrazyKat: That big one in the front, it's petey from the lil' rascals w/out the eye circle.
 enfanta: I can feel their little pin needly Teeth right now!
 Jotun: Lil maulers! Adorable.
 SomeCanadian: CUTE.... OVERLOAD... The Spaceship can't handle it!
 a robot: The brown and white face one in the middle-left is the clear winner in this cuteness contest
 Nope: I want to pet them all!
Image 170922   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Whatever: There are princesses and then there are wieners
 ChubbyBuddy: one billion points
 enfanta: I dislike all the princesses but I especially dislike snotty little green dress there in her "I'm more princessy than you" pose. NO ONE IS MORE PRINCESSY THAN PRINCESS HOT DOG!
 wolfpk: The real question is, was that her choice or her parents. I could actually see it as being hers.
 SomeCanadian: This kids parents know what's up. Also rad on the username-upload synergy!
 BavidDowie: m'tubesteak
 a robot: Princess Hotdog is my favorite princess too!
Image 170921   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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