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233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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 enfanta: I really hope that's a drain and not a heating vent on the floor...
 Christina: Trust me, I'm an engineer.
 XLY: If it works but doesn't stupid it isn't work
Image 170646   03-31-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
216
 
 carpwoman: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
 a robot: Mike's not here, man.
 bug: Please speak into the Mike.
 Scoo: @Knice It's a confusing place at Mike, Inc.
 Knice: A different Mike; a better Mike.
Image 170645   03-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
538
 
 bug: Do NOT try this with Mountain Dew.
 thecraftywolf: what? he was thirsty.
 tokyopig: The lady don't snek no.
 Knice: sploosh le snoot
Image 170644   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
432
 
 Mr Bleak: You wanna know who's a good boy? I am the good boy, unless ya wanna argue with my friend Gunny here?
 trelyate: he'll remember this when he is offered a cupcake
 Hosebag: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Otterman: Hello, yes, this is dog.
 Christina: War is ruff!
 bug: I just wanted the free tuition. What am I doing here? Am I a good boy? ...I've seen so much, I just don't know who the good boys are anymore.
 Scoo: Let slip the dogs of war!
 karmakat: i DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
 thecraftywolf: @FabricMan literally snickered in the middle of class
 FabricMan: "I've seen some shit, man. And then I ate it."
 Prostata: "Never get off the boat"
 tokyopig: Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime. Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: Because I'm so fucking good!
 Knice: What @ignatz said. #165408
Image 170643   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SomeCanadian: Y'all screwed when Judge Fudge comes to town. Awww, yeah.
 El Barto: But I want fudge now...
 Peach: God fudges those who fudge themselves.
 bug: Fudged in the butt by my own God. -Chuck Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: God seems to fudge us all, constantly.
 Bast Relief: Interesting loophole around all that Leviticus garbage.
 SunWukong: Should be on a finger.
 RiderFan: "Let us open our bibles to the book of Fudges..."
 Knice: Fudge not, lest ye be fudged.
Image 170642   03-31-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
293
 
 apoxia: So what's the difference between normal and usual?
 Christina: "Let's build communism!"
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Everything else too...
 antipatterns: Communism is good.
 Dr Awkward: In soviet Russia, video game plays YOU.
 Mr. Butt: 500 days in the Gulag
 tokyopig: The punchline is communism.
Image 170641   03-31-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
330
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a case of the name being conceived before the product.
 Christina: @Greek Fire Now, it's the name of a popular Linux distro.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z I'm going to go ahead and steal that m'kay?
 Bu7Z: Now I can't resist saying "aww that's fedorable" next time I see someone wearing a fedora.
 Greek Fire: I mean, it was originally a women's hat, named for a character called Princess Fedora. It was a symbol of feminism in the early 20th century.
 tritium: Little girls claiming the fedora seems like an appropriate response to the pony thing.
 Mad Collager: Because "trilbyable" is just too hard to say.
Image 170640   03-31-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
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 Bluetocracy: Cyclops is red / red colorblind.
 Scoo: Everything is DEAD
 Dr Awkward: Roses are Rad, Violets are Rad. Everything is RAD.
 Bu7Z: Also, on fire
Image 170639   03-31-17   Uploaded by    zupobaloop
Score:
506
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z do you happen to recall the one comic that he removed, due to deciding it was way too dark, not really that funny, and more "awkwad laugh" funny than "comdecically spund" funny? It was pretty dark, and there were some angry people regarding it (it poked fun at a generally taboo subject in a surreal way). But yeah, gunshow was good.
 Bu7Z: I quite enjoyed gunshow.
Image 170638   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: Yeah, but does it support Windows '95?
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine Only $499!
 ignatz: The truth inside the rumour mill
 Cami: When I was a boy I heard on referred to as a navigator's pepper mill on television.
 Mr. Shine: The all new pepper grinder, from Dyson (TM)
 Mad Collager: @tritium It's funnier to picture a mechanical calculator for curtains.
 tritium: @tritium Curta! Curta mechanical calculator. Damn autocorrect.
 mrdiron: Wow, that's funny. Transmission shaft is what I call my, uh... best friend.
 Bu7Z: A computer is a person, you can't make one out of mechanics! @tritium
 tritium: Curtain mechanical calculator. Lichtenstein's finest export.
Image 170637   03-31-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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