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249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

249621  Jabberwikket: I guess I better stop drinking crystal pepsi

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249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249577 Lunimeow: In bed...?

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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 enfanta: I really hope that's a drain and not a heating vent on the floor...
 Christina: Trust me, I'm an engineer.
 XLY: If it works but doesn't stupid it isn't work
Image 170646   03-31-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
216
 
 carpwoman: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
 a robot: Mike's not here, man.
 bug: Please speak into the Mike.
 Scoo: @Knice It's a confusing place at Mike, Inc.
 Knice: A different Mike; a better Mike.
Image 170645   03-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
538
 
 bug: Do NOT try this with Mountain Dew.
 thecraftywolf: what? he was thirsty.
 tokyopig: The lady don't snek no.
 Knice: sploosh le snoot
Image 170644   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
466
 
 Mr Bleak: You wanna know who's a good boy? I am the good boy, unless ya wanna argue with my friend Gunny here?
 trelyate: he'll remember this when he is offered a cupcake
 Hosebag: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Otterman: Hello, yes, this is dog.
 Christina: War is ruff!
 bug: I just wanted the free tuition. What am I doing here? Am I a good boy? ...I've seen so much, I just don't know who the good boys are anymore.
 Scoo: Let slip the dogs of war!
 karmakat: i DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
 thecraftywolf: @FabricMan literally snickered in the middle of class
 FabricMan: "I've seen some shit, man. And then I ate it."
 Prostata: "Never get off the boat"
 tokyopig: Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime. Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: Because I'm so fucking good!
 Knice: What @ignatz said. #165408
Image 170643   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SomeCanadian: Y'all screwed when Judge Fudge comes to town. Awww, yeah.
 El Barto: But I want fudge now...
 Peach: God fudges those who fudge themselves.
 bug: Fudged in the butt by my own God. -Chuck Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: God seems to fudge us all, constantly.
 Bast Relief: Interesting loophole around all that Leviticus garbage.
 SunWukong: Should be on a finger.
 RiderFan: "Let us open our bibles to the book of Fudges..."
 Knice: Fudge not, lest ye be fudged.
Image 170642   03-31-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
293
 
 apoxia: So what's the difference between normal and usual?
 Christina: "Let's build communism!"
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Everything else too...
 antipatterns: Communism is good.
 Dr Awkward: In soviet Russia, video game plays YOU.
 Mr. Butt: 500 days in the Gulag
 tokyopig: The punchline is communism.
Image 170641   03-31-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
360
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a case of the name being conceived before the product.
 Christina: @Greek Fire Now, it's the name of a popular Linux distro.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z I'm going to go ahead and steal that m'kay?
 Bu7Z: Now I can't resist saying "aww that's fedorable" next time I see someone wearing a fedora.
 Greek Fire: I mean, it was originally a women's hat, named for a character called Princess Fedora. It was a symbol of feminism in the early 20th century.
 tritium: Little girls claiming the fedora seems like an appropriate response to the pony thing.
 Mad Collager: Because "trilbyable" is just too hard to say.
Image 170640   03-31-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
487
 
 Bluetocracy: Cyclops is red / red colorblind.
 Scoo: Everything is DEAD
 Dr Awkward: Roses are Rad, Violets are Rad. Everything is RAD.
 Bu7Z: Also, on fire
Image 170639   03-31-17   Uploaded by    zupobaloop
Score:
506
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z do you happen to recall the one comic that he removed, due to deciding it was way too dark, not really that funny, and more "awkwad laugh" funny than "comdecically spund" funny? It was pretty dark, and there were some angry people regarding it (it poked fun at a generally taboo subject in a surreal way). But yeah, gunshow was good.
 Bu7Z: I quite enjoyed gunshow.
Image 170638   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
83
 
 SomeCanadian: Yeah, but does it support Windows '95?
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine Only $499!
 ignatz: The truth inside the rumour mill
 Cami: When I was a boy I heard on referred to as a navigator's pepper mill on television.
 Mr. Shine: The all new pepper grinder, from Dyson (TM)
 Mad Collager: @tritium It's funnier to picture a mechanical calculator for curtains.
 tritium: @tritium Curta! Curta mechanical calculator. Damn autocorrect.
 mrdiron: Wow, that's funny. Transmission shaft is what I call my, uh... best friend.
 Bu7Z: A computer is a person, you can't make one out of mechanics! @tritium
 tritium: Curtain mechanical calculator. Lichtenstein's finest export.
Image 170637   03-31-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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