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268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.



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11. frenk: 1474 points
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Score:
616
 
 Peach: @a robot *plugs ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALALALAAA!!
 Zukero: This boosts her LTE reception.
 Murm Gungus: I would buy a poster of this for my office for sure.
 tokyopig: That feeling you get when you a enjoy reading a comic book and then realize it was written by some asshole from My Chemical Romance.
 wolfpk: She now knows what most realistic mobile game really means.
 a robot: Ignoring all the horrible things that are happening all the time is an important part of becoming a "functioning" adult.
 Winterneuro: Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team!
 Nope: *counts* yes there are 10 pointy things. All is right with the wo.. oh there is a lady there.
Image 170603   03-30-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
398
 
 raditzu: This is Moose's land, not tatanka's!
 wolfpk: Statue-tory rape.
 BavidDowie: Oh give me a home, where the moosalo roam
 redmonkey3: Where will you be when the wild ginseng hits ?
Image 170602   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
306
 
 Telkwa: Shark bait, ooh ha ha!
 wolfpk: Shark feeding zone.
 dobbiesdoogs: "what does that sign say?" "don't worry about it, try going out further!"
 DrinkMixMan: Drink and midnight skinny dip at your own risk
 redmonkey3: "Toss in others at their risk"
Image 170601   03-30-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
403
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Good ol' Abe "Marfan Syndrome and secretly gay" Lincoln. I'd love to know his real story.
 FabricMan: RINO!
 XLY: Its joe biden
 bug: @Nope Have a seat Abe...
 Nope: @WaffleIron Brian Williams?
 WaffleIron: Is that Tim Allen?
Image 170600   03-30-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
410
 
 WaffleIron: Duuuude, you taste, like, awesome.
Image 170599   03-30-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
397
 
 carpwoman: Barbarela?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Liberace is alive?!
 hearsegirl: look at this pink duck.
 jazzjunkie: This makes me want to decapitate the monarchy and establish a new universal system of weights and measures.
 enfanta: Man, drones are just getting more and more fun!
 raditzu: Hurry! Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!
 apoxia: Fabulous!
 Whatever: One of Austin Powers spy gadgets I suppose
 Bast Relief: This is the only way we can get Milania to leave Trump Tower for the White House.
 Kim: ROFL-coptor.
 Scoo: Whirlybirds of a feather flock together
 Wet farts: Quick! To the fabucopter!
Image 170598   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
355
 
 enfanta: Ermehgerd! Perking spesh!
 WTF: Custer's offspring... custermers
 Sadbot: @Teechur No Leemurs, just Shermanmers
 Teechur: Are there spaces for Leemers, Grantmers, Pattonmers, and Eisenhowermers, too?
 WaffleIron: all uthers well be terwed.
Image 170597   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
219
 
 redmonkey3: @Joseph - roadway bridge above... i have zero clue; art ? Maybe ?
 Joseph: If this is called motel Pantone I'm done with life.
Image 170596   03-30-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
393
 
 Peach: Spleesh, that's totally Amy Wong's phone.
 raditzu: Small, pink and with a vibration. A purrfect gift for a girl.
 BavidDowie: We've all seen Andre the Giant holding a beer
 Porm Munties: After the Samsung Note 7 debacle, company executives decided to pull the trigger on the "Samsung Rectal", the most portable smart phone on the market.
 Telkwa: Sure, it's tiny and stylish. But would Derek Zoolander endorse it?
 Mr. Butt: He looks so pleased with himself, it's adorable :D
Image 170595   03-30-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
459
 
 redmonkey3: When public monuments were still public, for better or worse
 dobbiesdoogs: wait a minute...those look like the guys that set the dickies statue on fire, everybody run!
 BavidDowie: It now becomes clear what the weakness is of this nation
 tokyopig: At yet none of them figured out how to work the nes max controller needed to move the statue around.
 a robot: "We had to move out once we'd filled the head with garbage."
 Telkwa: *Thousand yard stare intensifies.*
 WaffleIron: Those aren't the ghostbusters!
Image 170594   03-30-17   Uploaded by    eevee
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