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228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

228485  Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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Score:
322
 
 Dreforian: Just past the Baked Bean Bonanza ristorante.
 TurkeyVulture: Did I hallucinate the rumble strip playing the William Tell Overture, or is that a real memory?
 Pizza: It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
 ignatz: I guess wheelbase is gonna be a factor here.. I want to make a musical Xylophone staircase some day..
Image 170502   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
400
 
 Shay: This is how they teach what transgender people are in school.
 Dr Awkward: Something something Republican Senators.
Image 170501   03-30-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
207
 
 Zukero: Barry Fatter and the Deadly Swallows
 tib gubb: harry potter and the bag of cheetos
 Flarmie: Harry Potter and the Rascal Scooter of Mystery
 Kelvin: Harry Potter and the Order of Two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with Extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45s, One with Cheese and a Large Soda.
 Dr Awkward: Harry Potter and the Deathly Marshmallows
 Dr Awkward: Harry Potter and the Order of a Large Coke and Fries
 Wet farts: Yer a diabetic, Harry
 petepuma: Harry Potter and the Half Rack of Ribs
 Thyming: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Mountain Dew
 SomeCanadian: Harry Porter and the Chamber of Diabeetus.
 Fancy Clown: Fairly Portly
 Science: Yer a fatty, Harry!
 Dr Awkward: Fantastic Feasts and Where to Dine Them.
 Dr Awkward: Harry Clotter and the Half & Half Prince
 funny in the wall: merican reboot? please tell me it has fart jokes
Image 170500   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Image 170499 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nightmarez. Boo, nightmarez.
Score:
294
 
 Jabberwikket: And we *now* all know that unsinkable is in no way correlated with inflammable. [Sweeps a pointed finger and accusatory stare across the lot of ya]
 tib gubb: to be fair: the first unsinkable put up a hell of a fight
 Kelvin: The name is actually a reference to the lower deck being too small for a full kitchen.
 bug: ...the first one was stolen
 petepuma: That's our sister ship, The Athena. Went down with 88 souls just last week.
 Scoo: Fun Fact: Unsinkable I is still afloat and doing fine.
 San DoDo: Irony II
Image 170498   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
448
 
 FabricMan: @Donut Chapter 6: How the Hell Did He Get a Hold of the Markers Again?!
 SomeCanadian: Barring the ability to dump these fecal demons on an au pair or elderly relative, I recommend a D4-level contamination suit.
 enfanta: Nailed it.
 Donut: Chapter 5: Take The Markers Away, You Stupid Person.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
 chhumphrey: tl;dr, cover provided all the necessary info
Image 170497   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
122
 
 Mr Bleak: What they want, left to right: JUSTICE. Bed. A TOILET!
 chhumphrey: This batman reboot seems a bit low budget
 ignatz: Give 'em all Sharpies, they have a whole car to decorate..
Image 170496   03-30-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
1042
 
 Science: @a robot: I'm sorry you have to deal with this sort of thing in this day and age. We should be better than that.
 WaffleIron: I fail to see how this could be an accident
 a robot: @Science It's sad how some people think all robots look alike :(
 piranharama: Now stand back so I can practice my stabbing!
 Hosebag: @Scoo I can't tell you how many times that phrase has been spoken in project meetings at my work.
 Pizza: @SomeCanadian HA-HAAAAA!
 Fancy Clown: "Heyyy Red!"
 Science: @tib gubb @Dresdenkeogh Get your robots straight, people! This is Roberto - he does stabbin' not clamping.
 Scoo: @tib gubb @Dresdenkeogh I'm not sure Roberto here has ever clamped anyone, but he's crazy, so I wouldn't put it past him...
 Scoo: I need to stab someone! Where's my stabbing knife!?
 tib gubb: you mean these clamps that i use every day at every opportunity? you're a friggin' genius ya idiot!
 SomeCanadian: "Hey, Bender. You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard!"
 Dresdenkeogh: CLAMPS
Image 170495   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
223
 
 petunias: lolllll @raditzu?
 raditzu: i don't even want to know what does this item do
 chhumphrey: This Japanese shout jar is oddly therapeutic.
 funny in the wall: I think it is a screaming pot
 tib gubb: this seems unhealthy to me somehow
 tritium: We get it. You vape.
Image 170494   03-30-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
371
 
 raditzu: should do to her this: grilledloini.ron paulburgerNUqY0G3.gif
 Shay: Hello insurance!
 Prostata: The Aristocrats!
 Thurb Grunombies: Didja put your Samsung Galaxy in there?
 Micro Jackson: I need that app!
 chhumphrey: She's not worries, she has Allstate
 VoR: Lol she hasn't even noticed
 Mr. Shine: I'm OK!!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 fanny: Ta-da!!
Image 170493   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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