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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Score:
333
 
 Wumph Morms: What happens if you feed Gooby
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
Image 170491   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
330
 
 In The Pocket: It s the Spectral Knights Lancer Cycle from Visionaries !
 San DoDo: CHAAAARGE!!
 Micro Jackson: Now, hit the brakes real hard, and try to hit the truck in front of you
 tib gubb: i guess we're jousting now.
 SomeCanadian: I would say that this would win a Darwin Award, but he'll probably just stop suddenly and impale a neuroscientist or something.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Fett4life That's why the British drive in the left side of the street! I was sure it was for an awesome and fun reason, and I am not disappointed.
 Fett4life: Surely, you joust.
Image 170490   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Image 170489 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Warrax. You have brought shame on us, Warrax.
Score:
365
 
 raditzu: Police has no LINK to humor.
 hearsegirl: you are the weakest link
 WaffleIron: "I'm wearing boots of fleeing!"
 Micro Jackson: The FAA finally caught up with him
 SomeCanadian: I don't feel like he will thrive in prison.
 ignatz: So long as you got yer 'ealth, that's the main thing
 Mr. Shine: Pied Piper finally brought to justice.
 Spazstatic: Arrested for "stealing from the rich to give to the poor"
 Donut: I blame Tinkerbell.
 Mr. Butt: You can't just break into people's homes and smash their pots, son, there are consequences.
Image 170488   03-30-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
213
 
 Donut: This worked for about four months until he mixed up his hands and suffered second degree burns.
 Sadbot: He needs his site redesigned by MCWEBDESIGNER.com
 Supermansbrother: Image bot has detected a url or watermark.
 Sandor: I'd be more impressed if the record player was also the burner
 SomeCanadian: I prefer PornStar-Actuary.com
Image 170487   03-30-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
224
 
 Beef Supreme: It's 2017. Everyone has a listening and tracking device spying on them at all times, and every bit of data is stored in a gigantic NSA facility in the desert. Shit's not even a secret. I just make sure the hard drive dedicated to me is full of nasty porn and comments for the Friendly Spaceship.
 WaffleIron: When you don't find the tracking device, the owner will scream "YOU"RE WORKING FOR THEM" and then try to leave without paying.
 Micro Jackson: Obama bugged my car!
 funny in the wall: Its up your nose, haven't you seen total recall?
 Spazstatic: Unusually timely.
 SomeCanadian: I like the 'and advise' part the best. I feel like the sort of a gentleman/ladywoman who keeps a fetid car seat and is concerned for bugging devices wouldn't follow whatever sane advice comes his/her way.
 Scoo: Not stolen at all!
Image 170486   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
330
 
 whaleshark: We were the disposable generation
 Mr Bleak: At least wrap your victims in bin-bags before tossing them in the dumpster.
 Zukero: The doll factory is the perfect place to dispose of an unneeded corpse.
 BavidDowie: Meanwhile at the Pompeii loading dock...
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, Soylent Green Bin!
 Micro Jackson: @SomeCanadian or Soylent Green, at least.
 Jolly Well: Slaughter On 10th Avenue
 SomeCanadian: Don't throw those away! They can be recycled into perfectly functional mid-level managers.
Image 170485   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
206
 
 antipatterns: I really like this.
 WaffleIron: "Fat tony? He's sleeping with the holodeck fishes."
 Micro Jackson: My monitor can't handle the resolution
Image 170484   03-30-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
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 Kelvin: With great power comes a great energy source to go about their spidery business.
 WaffleIron: Power plant! Power plant! Energy to dry your pants!
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Mr. Shine: No way we'll regret this!
 Scoo: Peter Parker, watch out!
 SomeCanadian: Uranium. It's a whole ecosystem @ignatz
 ignatz: ..but what are the spiders farming?
Image 170483   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
201
 
 Hyphae: Dare to glare
Image 170482   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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