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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
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Score:
333
 
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
Image 170491   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
295
 
 Micro Jackson: Now, hit the brakes real hard, and try to hit the truck in front of you
 tib gubb: i guess we're jousting now.
 SomeCanadian: I would say that this would win a Darwin Award, but he'll probably just stop suddenly and impale a neuroscientist or something.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Fett4life That's why the British drive in the left side of the street! I was sure it was for an awesome and fun reason, and I am not disappointed.
 Fett4life: Surely, you joust.
Image 170490   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Image 170489 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Warrax. We'll pray for you, Warrax.
Score:
365
 
 raditzu: Police has no LINK to humor.
 hearsegirl: you are the weakest link
 WaffleIron: "I'm wearing boots of fleeing!"
 Micro Jackson: The FAA finally caught up with him
 SomeCanadian: I don't feel like he will thrive in prison.
 ignatz: So long as you got yer 'ealth, that's the main thing
 Mr. Shine: Pied Piper finally brought to justice.
 Spazstatic: Arrested for "stealing from the rich to give to the poor"
 Donut: I blame Tinkerbell.
 Mr. Butt: You can't just break into people's homes and smash their pots, son, there are consequences.
Image 170488   03-30-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
213
 
 Donut: This worked for about four months until he mixed up his hands and suffered second degree burns.
 Sadbot: He needs his site redesigned by MCWEBDESIGNER.com
 Supermansbrother: Image bot has detected a url or watermark.
 Sandor: I'd be more impressed if the record player was also the burner
 SomeCanadian: I prefer PornStar-Actuary.com
Image 170487   03-30-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
191
 
 Beef Supreme: It's 2017. Everyone has a listening and tracking device spying on them at all times, and every bit of data is stored in a gigantic NSA facility in the desert. Shit's not even a secret. I just make sure the hard drive dedicated to me is full of nasty porn and comments for the Friendly Spaceship.
 WaffleIron: When you don't find the tracking device, the owner will scream "YOU"RE WORKING FOR THEM" and then try to leave without paying.
 Micro Jackson: Obama bugged my car!
 funny in the wall: Its up your nose, haven't you seen total recall?
 Spazstatic: Unusually timely.
 SomeCanadian: I like the 'and advise' part the best. I feel like the sort of a gentleman/ladywoman who keeps a fetid car seat and is concerned for bugging devices wouldn't follow whatever sane advice comes his/her way.
 Scoo: Not stolen at all!
Image 170486   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
300
 
 Mr Bleak: At least wrap your victims in bin-bags before tossing them in the dumpster.
 Zukero: The doll factory is the perfect place to dispose of an unneeded corpse.
 BavidDowie: Meanwhile at the Pompeii loading dock...
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, Soylent Green Bin!
 Micro Jackson: @SomeCanadian or Soylent Green, at least.
 Robespierre: Slaughter On 10th Avenue
 SomeCanadian: Don't throw those away! They can be recycled into perfectly functional mid-level managers.
Image 170485   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
175
 
 antipatterns: I really like this.
 WaffleIron: "Fat tony? He's sleeping with the holodeck fishes."
 Micro Jackson: My monitor can't handle the resolution
Image 170484   03-30-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
600
 
 Kelvin: With great power comes a great energy source to go about their spidery business.
 WaffleIron: Power plant! Power plant! Energy to dry your pants!
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Mr. Shine: No way we'll regret this!
 Scoo: Peter Parker, watch out!
 SomeCanadian: Uranium. It's a whole ecosystem @ignatz
 ignatz: ..but what are the spiders farming?
Image 170483   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
167
 
 Hyphae: Dare to glare
Image 170482   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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