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228480  cenecia: bone apple chompers!

228519  sparenamelaptopdied: Just another borkf in the wall

228500  2Berries: I'm smirking right back at ya!

228518  a robot: @a robot youtu.be/…

228512  barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.

228483  Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000

228517  barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.

228487  Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming

228520  El hefe: Nice hooters

228495  Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?

228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
333
 
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
Image 170491   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
295
 
 Micro Jackson: Now, hit the brakes real hard, and try to hit the truck in front of you
 tib gubb: i guess we're jousting now.
 SomeCanadian: I would say that this would win a Darwin Award, but he'll probably just stop suddenly and impale a neuroscientist or something.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Fett4life That's why the British drive in the left side of the street! I was sure it was for an awesome and fun reason, and I am not disappointed.
 Fett4life: Surely, you joust.
Image 170490   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Image 170489 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Warrax. Your image was bad, Warrax.
Score:
365
 
 raditzu: Police has no LINK to humor.
 hearsegirl: you are the weakest link
 WaffleIron: "I'm wearing boots of fleeing!"
 Micro Jackson: The FAA finally caught up with him
 SomeCanadian: I don't feel like he will thrive in prison.
 ignatz: So long as you got yer 'ealth, that's the main thing
 Mr. Shine: Pied Piper finally brought to justice.
 Spazstatic: Arrested for "stealing from the rich to give to the poor"
 Donut: I blame Tinkerbell.
 Mr. Butt: You can't just break into people's homes and smash their pots, son, there are consequences.
Image 170488   03-30-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
213
 
 Donut: This worked for about four months until he mixed up his hands and suffered second degree burns.
 Sadbot: He needs his site redesigned by MCWEBDESIGNER.com
 Supermansbrother: Image bot has detected a url or watermark.
 Sandor: I'd be more impressed if the record player was also the burner
 SomeCanadian: I prefer PornStar-Actuary.com
Image 170487   03-30-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
191
 
 Beef Supreme: It's 2017. Everyone has a listening and tracking device spying on them at all times, and every bit of data is stored in a gigantic NSA facility in the desert. Shit's not even a secret. I just make sure the hard drive dedicated to me is full of nasty porn and comments for the Friendly Spaceship.
 WaffleIron: When you don't find the tracking device, the owner will scream "YOU"RE WORKING FOR THEM" and then try to leave without paying.
 Micro Jackson: Obama bugged my car!
 funny in the wall: Its up your nose, haven't you seen total recall?
 Spazstatic: Unusually timely.
 SomeCanadian: I like the 'and advise' part the best. I feel like the sort of a gentleman/ladywoman who keeps a fetid car seat and is concerned for bugging devices wouldn't follow whatever sane advice comes his/her way.
 Scoo: Not stolen at all!
Image 170486   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
300
 
 Mr Bleak: At least wrap your victims in bin-bags before tossing them in the dumpster.
 Zukero: The doll factory is the perfect place to dispose of an unneeded corpse.
 BavidDowie: Meanwhile at the Pompeii loading dock...
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, Soylent Green Bin!
 Micro Jackson: @SomeCanadian or Soylent Green, at least.
 Robespierre: Slaughter On 10th Avenue
 SomeCanadian: Don't throw those away! They can be recycled into perfectly functional mid-level managers.
Image 170485   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
175
 
 antipatterns: I really like this.
 WaffleIron: "Fat tony? He's sleeping with the holodeck fishes."
 Micro Jackson: My monitor can't handle the resolution
Image 170484   03-30-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
600
 
 Kelvin: With great power comes a great energy source to go about their spidery business.
 WaffleIron: Power plant! Power plant! Energy to dry your pants!
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Mr. Shine: No way we'll regret this!
 Scoo: Peter Parker, watch out!
 SomeCanadian: Uranium. It's a whole ecosystem @ignatz
 ignatz: ..but what are the spiders farming?
Image 170483   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
167
 
 Hyphae: Dare to glare
Image 170482   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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