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192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

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192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192377 Dresdenkeogh: Poppers a plenty

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192330 raditzu: there was "I, Robot", now there's "I, Memo"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.



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Score:
333
 
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
Image 170491   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
295
 
 Micro Jackson: Now, hit the brakes real hard, and try to hit the truck in front of you
 tib gubb: i guess we're jousting now.
 SomeCanadian: I would say that this would win a Darwin Award, but he'll probably just stop suddenly and impale a neuroscientist or something.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Fett4life That's why the British drive in the left side of the street! I was sure it was for an awesome and fun reason, and I am not disappointed.
 Fett4life: Surely, you joust.
Image 170490   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Image 170489 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Warrax. Your image was bad, Warrax.
Score:
345
 
 raditzu: Police has no LINK to humor.
 hearsegirl: you are the weakest link
 WaffleIron: "I'm wearing boots of fleeing!"
 Micro Jackson: The FAA finally caught up with him
 SomeCanadian: I don't feel like he will thrive in prison.
 ignatz: So long as you got yer 'ealth, that's the main thing
 Mr. Shine: Pied Piper finally brought to justice.
 Spazstatic: Arrested for "stealing from the rich to give to the poor"
 Donut: I blame Tinkerbell.
 Mr. Butt: You can't just break into people's homes and smash their pots, son, there are consequences.
Image 170488   03-30-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
191
 
 Donut: This worked for about four months until he mixed up his hands and suffered second degree burns.
 Sadbot: He needs his site redesigned by MCWEBDESIGNER.com
 Supermansbrother: Image bot has detected a url or watermark.
 Sandor: I'd be more impressed if the record player was also the burner
 SomeCanadian: I prefer PornStar-Actuary.com
Image 170487   03-30-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
191
 
 Beef Supreme: It's 2017. Everyone has a listening and tracking device spying on them at all times, and every bit of data is stored in a gigantic NSA facility in the desert. Shit's not even a secret. I just make sure the hard drive dedicated to me is full of nasty porn and comments for the Friendly Spaceship.
 WaffleIron: When you don't find the tracking device, the owner will scream "YOU"RE WORKING FOR THEM" and then try to leave without paying.
 Micro Jackson: Obama bugged my car!
 funny in the wall: Its up your nose, haven't you seen total recall?
 Spazstatic: Unusually timely.
 SomeCanadian: I like the 'and advise' part the best. I feel like the sort of a gentleman/ladywoman who keeps a fetid car seat and is concerned for bugging devices wouldn't follow whatever sane advice comes his/her way.
 Scoo: Not stolen at all!
Image 170486   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
300
 
 Mr Bleak: At least wrap your victims in bin-bags before tossing them in the dumpster.
 Zukero: The doll factory is the perfect place to dispose of an unneeded corpse.
 BavidDowie: Meanwhile at the Pompeii loading dock...
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, Soylent Green Bin!
 Micro Jackson: @SomeCanadian or Soylent Green, at least.
 Robespierre: Slaughter On 10th Avenue
 SomeCanadian: Don't throw those away! They can be recycled into perfectly functional mid-level managers.
Image 170485   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
175
 
 antipatterns: I really like this.
 WaffleIron: "Fat tony? He's sleeping with the holodeck fishes."
 Micro Jackson: My monitor can't handle the resolution
Image 170484   03-30-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
600
 
 Kelvin: With great power comes a great energy source to go about their spidery business.
 WaffleIron: Power plant! Power plant! Energy to dry your pants!
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Mr. Shine: No way we'll regret this!
 Scoo: Peter Parker, watch out!
 SomeCanadian: Uranium. It's a whole ecosystem @ignatz
 ignatz: ..but what are the spiders farming?
Image 170483   03-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
167
 
 Hyphae: Dare to glare
Image 170482   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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