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204354  Mr. Shine: Probably nothing.

204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

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204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.



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Score:
505
 
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
448
 
 Donut: "I see Farmer Brown had to downsize the sheepdog."
 SomeCanadian: Thanks Patton. @Warrax
 Warrax: Cows, this stuff that some sources sling around about Cows wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of horseshit. Cows love to fight, traditionally. All real Cows love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Cows and all real Cows like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were calves, you all admired the champion marble cow, the fastest cow, the toughest cow, the big league ball cows, and the football cows. Cows love a winner. Cows will not tolerate a loser. Cows despise cowards.
 Borkf: Inspecting the troops.
 tib gubb: da boss
Image 170478   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
343
 
 Beef Supreme: Truckers do it with a heavy load.
 Beef Supreme: Highway pavers do it in the road, like that Beatles song.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron That's the same mistake that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence made.
 Pizza: Chefs do it with relish
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts do it til they're purple.
 Niels Bohr: Cosmologists do it in the first 3 minutes.
 Micro Jackson: Physicists just don't do it
 Off Topic: Engineers do it over and over until they get it right.
 SomeCanadian: Doctors just do it in the butt. *JEALOUS MUCH?!?*
 Butcherboy: Bankers do it with interest
 Butcherboy: Geologists make the bed rock
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf Chemists do it periodically on the table.
 Bill Rye: Anthropologists do it in the field
 fanny: Mycologists do it in the dark
 thecraftywolf: chemists do it in the arsol (actual chemical by the way)
 Scoo: Botanists do it in the bud
Image 170477   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
368
 
 funny in the wall: i usually have the opposite problem: i ask for no rice and they bring it anyway. assholes.
 illBilliam: $3.99 in gas to get Chinese takeout!!! Where are you getting the takeout from? China?
 Meow: Too much pun for one day
 tib gubb: or you can order delivery for $2.50 and they'll bring it back to you if they forget it.
Image 170476   03-30-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
218
 
 WaffleIron: TRAILING QUOTE MARKS BACKWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHRG!
 Whatever: Sure they don't mean "Tinklers"?
 Scoo: posted at the Incontinence Clinic
Image 170475   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
353
 
 Beef Supreme: The most popular professor at [redacted]
 Niels Bohr: He may just have a small hand. He should with someone else's hand to be certain.
 Warrax: @Mr. Butt @DarkTeddy Well, they do come out of a butt.
 DarkTeddy: But thats a great comment. Falsified sir. @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Theorem: My comments are shitty. Proof: lol Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Image 170474   03-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
148
 
 Borkf: When glass and anti glass contact, they annihilate.
 Spazstatic: Anti-glass made of glass... No wonder it's self-destructing.
Image 170473   03-30-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
572
 
 trelyate: if I poots, I scoots
 itskando: @Scoo Ahahaha. What show did someone become a dog walker and kept trying to get free medical help from one of the dogs vets?
 Scoo: @itskando When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life
 itskando: @Scoo Butt scoot means worms I think
 wolfpk: Weeee!!!
 Borkf: "Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood when you asked me to chute those foxes"
 Scoo: Glad to see it's not just my dogs that butt-scoot
Image 170472   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1499
 
 isosceleswaffle: The monster Va'kuum can eat and yell at the same time.
 annterland: @Scoo LOL
 tib gubb: it's unplugged you jerks!
 funny in the wall: this is my favorite thing now
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 170471   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
192
 
 TurkeyVulture: LOVE HATS
 Scoo: You misspelled "diarrhea"
 tib gubb: taco hell
 a sedated moose: Only high-quality life decisions, my friend.
 SpaceCow: Just stay outta Taco John's territory with that ink.
 ChubbyBuddy: wow mark i really admire your company spirit however visible tattoos are against franchise rules so you're fired
Image 170470   03-30-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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