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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
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 8. cannabis: 1946 points
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11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
505
 
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
479
 
 skylark: Wooaah!
 Donut: "I see Farmer Brown had to downsize the sheepdog."
 SomeCanadian: Thanks Patton. @Warrax
 Warrax: Cows, this stuff that some sources sling around about Cows wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of horseshit. Cows love to fight, traditionally. All real Cows love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Cows and all real Cows like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were calves, you all admired the champion marble cow, the fastest cow, the toughest cow, the big league ball cows, and the football cows. Cows love a winner. Cows will not tolerate a loser. Cows despise cowards.
 Borkf: Inspecting the troops.
 tib gubb: da boss
Image 170478   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
332
 
 Beef Supreme: Truckers do it with a heavy load.
 Beef Supreme: Highway pavers do it in the road, like that Beatles song.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron That's the same mistake that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence made.
 Pizza: Chefs do it with relish
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts do it til they're purple.
 Niels Bohr: Cosmologists do it in the first 3 minutes.
 Micro Jackson: Physicists just don't do it
 Off Topic: Engineers do it over and over until they get it right.
 SomeCanadian: Doctors just do it in the butt. *JEALOUS MUCH?!?*
 Butcherboy: Bankers do it with interest
 Butcherboy: Geologists make the bed rock
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf Chemists do it periodically on the table.
 Bill Rye: Anthropologists do it in the field
 fanny: Mycologists do it in the dark
 thecraftywolf: chemists do it in the arsol (actual chemical by the way)
 Scoo: Botanists do it in the bud
Image 170477   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
388
 
 funny in the wall: i usually have the opposite problem: i ask for no rice and they bring it anyway. assholes.
 illBilliam: $3.99 in gas to get Chinese takeout!!! Where are you getting the takeout from? China?
 Meow: Too much pun for one day
 tib gubb: or you can order delivery for $2.50 and they'll bring it back to you if they forget it.
Image 170476   03-30-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
248
 
 WaffleIron: TRAILING QUOTE MARKS BACKWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHRG!
 Whatever: Sure they don't mean "Tinklers"?
 Scoo: posted at the Incontinence Clinic
Image 170475   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
385
 
 Beef Supreme: The most popular professor at [redacted]
 Niels Bohr: He may just have a small hand. He should with someone else's hand to be certain.
 Warrax: @Mr. Butt @DarkTeddy Well, they do come out of a butt.
 DarkTeddy: But thats a great comment. Falsified sir. @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Theorem: My comments are shitty. Proof: lol Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Image 170474   03-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
148
 
 Borkf: When glass and anti glass contact, they annihilate.
 Spazstatic: Anti-glass made of glass... No wonder it's self-destructing.
Image 170473   03-30-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
634
 
 trelyate: if I poots, I scoots
 itskando: @Scoo Ahahaha. What show did someone become a dog walker and kept trying to get free medical help from one of the dogs vets?
 Scoo: @itskando When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life
 itskando: @Scoo Butt scoot means worms I think
 wolfpk: Weeee!!!
 Borkf: "Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood when you asked me to chute those foxes"
 Scoo: Glad to see it's not just my dogs that butt-scoot
Image 170472   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1530
 
 isosceleswaffle: The monster Va'kuum can eat and yell at the same time.
 annterland: @Scoo LOL
 tib gubb: it's unplugged you jerks!
 funny in the wall: this is my favorite thing now
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 170471   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
192
 
 MabelSyrup: After the Fast Food Wars of the 21st Century he will have to be a lot more specific
 TurkeyVulture: LOVE HATS
 Scoo: You misspelled "diarrhea"
 tib gubb: taco hell
 a sedated moose: Only high-quality life decisions, my friend.
 SpaceCow: Just stay outta Taco John's territory with that ink.
 ChubbyBuddy: wow mark i really admire your company spirit however visible tattoos are against franchise rules so you're fired
Image 170470   03-30-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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