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192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

192868  VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.

192869  Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.

192868  Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.

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192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

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Score:
505
 
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
448
 
 Donut: "I see Farmer Brown had to downsize the sheepdog."
 SomeCanadian: Thanks Patton. @Warrax
 Warrax: Cows, this stuff that some sources sling around about Cows wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of horseshit. Cows love to fight, traditionally. All real Cows love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Cows and all real Cows like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were calves, you all admired the champion marble cow, the fastest cow, the toughest cow, the big league ball cows, and the football cows. Cows love a winner. Cows will not tolerate a loser. Cows despise cowards.
 Borkf: Inspecting the troops.
 tib gubb: da boss
Image 170478   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
343
 
 Beef Supreme: Truckers do it with a heavy load.
 Beef Supreme: Highway pavers do it in the road, like that Beatles song.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron That's the same mistake that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence made.
 Pizza: Chefs do it with relish
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts do it til they're purple.
 Niels Bohr: Cosmologists do it in the first 3 minutes.
 Micro Jackson: Physicists just don't do it
 Off Topic: Engineers do it over and over until they get it right.
 SomeCanadian: Doctors just do it in the butt. *JEALOUS MUCH?!?*
 Butcherboy: Bankers do it with interest
 Butcherboy: Geologists make the bed rock
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf Chemists do it periodically on the table.
 Bill Rye: Anthropologists do it in the field
 fanny: Mycologists do it in the dark
 thecraftywolf: chemists do it in the arsol (actual chemical by the way)
 Scoo: Botanists do it in the bud
Image 170477   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
368
 
 funny in the wall: i usually have the opposite problem: i ask for no rice and they bring it anyway. assholes.
 illBilliam: $3.99 in gas to get Chinese takeout!!! Where are you getting the takeout from? China?
 Meow: Too much pun for one day
 tib gubb: or you can order delivery for $2.50 and they'll bring it back to you if they forget it.
Image 170476   03-30-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
218
 
 WaffleIron: TRAILING QUOTE MARKS BACKWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHRG!
 Whatever: Sure they don't mean "Tinklers"?
 Scoo: posted at the Incontinence Clinic
Image 170475   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
332
 
 Beef Supreme: The most popular professor at [redacted]
 Niels Bohr: He may just have a small hand. He should with someone else's hand to be certain.
 Warrax: @Mr. Butt @DarkTeddy Well, they do come out of a butt.
 DarkTeddy: But thats a great comment. Falsified sir. @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Theorem: My comments are shitty. Proof: lol Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Image 170474   03-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
148
 
 Borkf: When glass and anti glass contact, they annihilate.
 Spazstatic: Anti-glass made of glass... No wonder it's self-destructing.
Image 170473   03-30-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
572
 
 trelyate: if I poots, I scoots
 itskando: @Scoo Ahahaha. What show did someone become a dog walker and kept trying to get free medical help from one of the dogs vets?
 Scoo: @itskando When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life
 itskando: @Scoo Butt scoot means worms I think
 wolfpk: Weeee!!!
 Borkf: "Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood when you asked me to chute those foxes"
 Scoo: Glad to see it's not just my dogs that butt-scoot
Image 170472   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1499
 
 isosceleswaffle: The monster Va'kuum can eat and yell at the same time.
 annterland: @Scoo LOL
 tib gubb: it's unplugged you jerks!
 funny in the wall: this is my favorite thing now
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 170471   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
192
 
 TurkeyVulture: LOVE HATS
 Scoo: You misspelled "diarrhea"
 tib gubb: taco hell
 a sedated moose: Only high-quality life decisions, my friend.
 SpaceCow: Just stay outta Taco John's territory with that ink.
 ChubbyBuddy: wow mark i really admire your company spirit however visible tattoos are against franchise rules so you're fired
Image 170470   03-30-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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