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181889  piranharama: Well, when you put it like that...

181888  Amy Housewine: He looks silly with hair.

181874  Skinr: try clickin' THOSE together three times

181890  piranharama: What did you eat???

181892  Skinr: Pyramid Body

181891  Flarmie: Looks pretty lean. Maybe they should apply for government funding?

181894  Theta Zero: The entirety of the Bee Movie but every time there's a bee on screen I upload a Cathy comic to Aggrogator

181879  Theta Zero: 7/10, no pasty dude with a sunburn and greasy, bland food

181731  DrinkMixMan: Funny to remark now that I chose to live with my mom after my parents divorced as a kid, and now I'm a vegetarian.

181887  Theta Zero: My favorite anime, Wyvern Spheres X

181888  Theta Zero: I'll remember that the next time I build a time machine.

181890  White Rice: Shitters full.

181888  VoR: How does this help me in 2017

181890  tib gubb: that's real greasy

181752  DrinkMixMan: Don't worry, folks! Those chickens were actually rescued and arrived safely at the rendering plant. :)

181773  DrinkMixMan: Laboratory Retriever

181781  DrinkMixMan: The Champagne of Costumes

181788  DrinkMixMan: is true

181885  a robot: "I hear EVERYTHING."

181741  namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181833 WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

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Score:
505
 
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
448
 
 Donut: "I see Farmer Brown had to downsize the sheepdog."
 SomeCanadian: Thanks Patton. @Warrax
 Warrax: Cows, this stuff that some sources sling around about Cows wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of horseshit. Cows love to fight, traditionally. All real Cows love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Cows and all real Cows like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were calves, you all admired the champion marble cow, the fastest cow, the toughest cow, the big league ball cows, and the football cows. Cows love a winner. Cows will not tolerate a loser. Cows despise cowards.
 Borkf: Inspecting the troops.
 tib gubb: da boss
Image 170478   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
343
 
 Beef Supreme: Truckers do it with a heavy load.
 Beef Supreme: Highway pavers do it in the road, like that Beatles song.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron That's the same mistake that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence made.
 Pizza: Chefs do it with relish
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts do it til they're purple.
 Niels Bohr: Cosmologists do it in the first 3 minutes.
 Micro Jackson: Physicists just don't do it
 Off Topic: Engineers do it over and over until they get it right.
 SomeCanadian: Doctors just do it in the butt. *JEALOUS MUCH?!?*
 Butcherboy: Bankers do it with interest
 Butcherboy: Geologists make the bed rock
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf Chemists do it periodically on the table.
 Bill Rye: Anthropologists do it in the field
 fanny: Mycologists do it in the dark
 thecraftywolf: chemists do it in the arsol (actual chemical by the way)
 Scoo: Botanists do it in the bud
Image 170477   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
368
 
 funny in the wall: i usually have the opposite problem: i ask for no rice and they bring it anyway. assholes.
 illBilliam: $3.99 in gas to get Chinese takeout!!! Where are you getting the takeout from? China?
 Meow: Too much pun for one day
 tib gubb: or you can order delivery for $2.50 and they'll bring it back to you if they forget it.
Image 170476   03-30-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
218
 
 WaffleIron: TRAILING QUOTE MARKS BACKWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHRG!
 Whatever: Sure they don't mean "Tinklers"?
 Scoo: posted at the Incontinence Clinic
Image 170475   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
332
 
 Beef Supreme: The most popular professor at [redacted]
 Niels Bohr: He may just have a small hand. He should with someone else's hand to be certain.
 Warrax: @Mr. Butt @DarkTeddy Well, they do come out of a butt.
 DarkTeddy: But thats a great comment. Falsified sir. @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Theorem: My comments are shitty. Proof: lol Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Image 170474   03-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
148
 
 Borkf: When glass and anti glass contact, they annihilate.
 Spazstatic: Anti-glass made of glass... No wonder it's self-destructing.
Image 170473   03-30-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
572
 
 trelyate: if I poots, I scoots
 itskando: @Scoo Ahahaha. What show did someone become a dog walker and kept trying to get free medical help from one of the dogs vets?
 Scoo: @itskando When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life
 itskando: @Scoo Butt scoot means worms I think
 wolfpk: Weeee!!!
 Borkf: "Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood when you asked me to chute those foxes"
 Scoo: Glad to see it's not just my dogs that butt-scoot
Image 170472   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1499
 
 isosceleswaffle: The monster Va'kuum can eat and yell at the same time.
 annterland: @Scoo LOL
 tib gubb: it's unplugged you jerks!
 funny in the wall: this is my favorite thing now
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 170471   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
192
 
 TurkeyVulture: LOVE HATS
 Scoo: You misspelled "diarrhea"
 tib gubb: taco hell
 a sedated moose: Only high-quality life decisions, my friend.
 SpaceCow: Just stay outta Taco John's territory with that ink.
 ChubbyBuddy: wow mark i really admire your company spirit however visible tattoos are against franchise rules so you're fired
Image 170470   03-30-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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