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216607  Yurishiro: @jazzjunkie you are both welcome.

216610  Borp Mento: No point when it's **a** wifi, need at least 3 bars to do anything useful.

216606  Hyphae: Can't get on the psilocybin clinical trials without a proper cluster headache, now can I?

216604  tib gubb: truly throwing all expectations out the window

216603  Micro Jackson: We are coming for the chair next

216604  Micro Jackson: Love the fan fic. Cut to the orgy scene

216604  jochenau: Would've been better than the actual movie.

216554  Micro Jackson: Purple nurple

216563  Micro Jackson: Meet the twins!

216610  Natch: Nah bro that's a tower connection. Your wall is on 4g

216568  Micro Jackson: At mya ages its "you look rough" / "Yeah I am dead"

216602  Sadbot: Sleepy Ben vs His Own Brain

216578  Micro Jackson: Not much of a haul for three days in the woods there Sparky

216599  RiderFan: I've transposed the notes in this song and it is rather boring.

216582  Micro Jackson: Britney worship is not dead, it just gone underground

214945  Mr Bleak: I wish I hadn't googled that. It's a roughly salt preserved human Viking heart. "Bad" from me.

216581  Not A Bot: Careful, she could strain herself!

216610  fullofwind: Not the Wi-Fi symbol. You suck.

216588  Micro Jackson: Conies!

216600  Hyphae: @Dresdenkeogh soon enough, my laundry will be doing itself!

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216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!



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Score:
505
 
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
448
 
 Donut: "I see Farmer Brown had to downsize the sheepdog."
 SomeCanadian: Thanks Patton. @Warrax
 Warrax: Cows, this stuff that some sources sling around about Cows wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of horseshit. Cows love to fight, traditionally. All real Cows love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Cows and all real Cows like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were calves, you all admired the champion marble cow, the fastest cow, the toughest cow, the big league ball cows, and the football cows. Cows love a winner. Cows will not tolerate a loser. Cows despise cowards.
 Borkf: Inspecting the troops.
 tib gubb: da boss
Image 170478   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
343
 
 Beef Supreme: Truckers do it with a heavy load.
 Beef Supreme: Highway pavers do it in the road, like that Beatles song.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron That's the same mistake that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence made.
 Pizza: Chefs do it with relish
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts do it til they're purple.
 Niels Bohr: Cosmologists do it in the first 3 minutes.
 Micro Jackson: Physicists just don't do it
 Off Topic: Engineers do it over and over until they get it right.
 SomeCanadian: Doctors just do it in the butt. *JEALOUS MUCH?!?*
 Butcherboy: Bankers do it with interest
 Butcherboy: Geologists make the bed rock
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf Chemists do it periodically on the table.
 Bill Rye: Anthropologists do it in the field
 fanny: Mycologists do it in the dark
 thecraftywolf: chemists do it in the arsol (actual chemical by the way)
 Scoo: Botanists do it in the bud
Image 170477   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
368
 
 funny in the wall: i usually have the opposite problem: i ask for no rice and they bring it anyway. assholes.
 illBilliam: $3.99 in gas to get Chinese takeout!!! Where are you getting the takeout from? China?
 Meow: Too much pun for one day
 tib gubb: or you can order delivery for $2.50 and they'll bring it back to you if they forget it.
Image 170476   03-30-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
218
 
 WaffleIron: TRAILING QUOTE MARKS BACKWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHRG!
 Whatever: Sure they don't mean "Tinklers"?
 Scoo: posted at the Incontinence Clinic
Image 170475   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
353
 
 Beef Supreme: The most popular professor at [redacted]
 Niels Bohr: He may just have a small hand. He should with someone else's hand to be certain.
 Warrax: @Mr. Butt @DarkTeddy Well, they do come out of a butt.
 DarkTeddy: But thats a great comment. Falsified sir. @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Theorem: My comments are shitty. Proof: lol Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Image 170474   03-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
148
 
 Borkf: When glass and anti glass contact, they annihilate.
 Spazstatic: Anti-glass made of glass... No wonder it's self-destructing.
Image 170473   03-30-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
572
 
 trelyate: if I poots, I scoots
 itskando: @Scoo Ahahaha. What show did someone become a dog walker and kept trying to get free medical help from one of the dogs vets?
 Scoo: @itskando When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life
 itskando: @Scoo Butt scoot means worms I think
 wolfpk: Weeee!!!
 Borkf: "Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood when you asked me to chute those foxes"
 Scoo: Glad to see it's not just my dogs that butt-scoot
Image 170472   03-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1499
 
 isosceleswaffle: The monster Va'kuum can eat and yell at the same time.
 annterland: @Scoo LOL
 tib gubb: it's unplugged you jerks!
 funny in the wall: this is my favorite thing now
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 170471   03-30-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
192
 
 TurkeyVulture: LOVE HATS
 Scoo: You misspelled "diarrhea"
 tib gubb: taco hell
 a sedated moose: Only high-quality life decisions, my friend.
 SpaceCow: Just stay outta Taco John's territory with that ink.
 ChubbyBuddy: wow mark i really admire your company spirit however visible tattoos are against franchise rules so you're fired
Image 170470   03-30-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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