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221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

221615  Prumbo: Maybe the drugs are just kicking in ?

221446  champeen: @jochenau me too

221608  when so: Every. Fucking. Day.

221615  Brain: ....and thennnnnnn

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221511 WaffleIron: @Annoying Vegan Link of the day! You get plus.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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Score:
892
 
 Robespierre: Where can I find me a cock whisperer?
 Dr Awkward: If I did this with my rooster, he'd gouge my eyes out. Then at least I have an excuse to kill the ornery bastard.
 tokyopig: Where's my blue footed booby? I have an idea for a shirt!
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt as any lady with an evolved dinosaur perched on her shoulder should!
 Warrax: You laugh, but it's the best way to hunt worms.
 Bu7Z: The term cock whisperer is thrown around a lot these days, however...
 piranharama: Fly my pretty!
 Mr. Butt: Also, this lady looks cool as hell.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Thanks for bumping an old upload above 300 points :D
 kinggheedra: If she's a hen whisperer, why is she so proficiently handling that rooster?
 Knice: Before things got weird. #61397
Image 170091   03-28-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
391
 
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall No shit? You lucky bastard!
 funny in the wall: So Wilson Hall is behind the clouds. I was just there last Tuesday (it looks different from the ground)@Peter Pantsless @scribbs
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs @funny in the wall It's Fermilab. The smaller kinda-circle is the main injector ring and the large circle is the Tevatron (god, giant science machines have such cool names). Great photo
 scribbs: @funny in the wall Dunno; I was looking for images of particle interactions to upload and this was among the images returned by GIS. Sorry :-)
 funny in the wall: My initial thought was that this is Fermilab (which is also what Google thought) but I don't see Wilson hall and the rings should be roughtly the same size. Then I thought it was BNL but checking their map, I see that RHIC and AGS are not that close together. Too large to be APS ar Argonne or ALS at Lawrence Berkeley. Too small to be the LHC... Which lab is this, @scribbs?
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless "tell that to rick moranis!" From Mrs Bu7Z. ... ... Nah I don't get it either...
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless Thanks for SCIENCE! I usually talk about the moon being magically replaced by a black hole of the same mass... Tides the same etc...
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless dropping science AND taking a dig at Nickle Back... take my +es!
 Amy Housewine: Your cornet is mishapen.
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z I know you're joking, but I would like to take this opportunity to explain a few things about black holes that most people get wrong. Firstly, any black hole this thing could make would be microscopic and would evaporate almost instantly via Hawking radiation. Secondly, a black hole is not an infinite suck machine (that would be Nickleback). It has mass and has to play by the rules of gravity like anything else. So, for example, if the sun were magically replaced with a black hole of equal mass, the only thing that would happen is that the lights would go out. All the orbits would remain as they are. Well, and we'd be fried by radiation, but other than that...
 Bu7Z: I hear they could create a black hole that could destroy the world with one of these things... Kids these days...
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yes. A million rads for BIG DAMN SCIENCE
 Scoo: @jazzjunkie True - you can go fast enough to almost reach the speed of light, but not quite
 Bu7Z: Is this one of those atom smasher things kids are into these days?
 jazzjunkie: That's an oddly shaped racetrack. Doesn't seem like you'd be able to drive very fast at all...
Image 170090   03-28-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
875
 
 DrinkMixMan: Now race!
 kraven: Crutch? More like Clutch.
 Dan Tagonistic: If you've got a crutch to bear you might as well use it as a step ladder
 Bu7Z: "Between us we only have 3 legs, how can we see over the barrier?" "Correction, between us, we have FIVE legs!"
 Knice: Well, that's freakin' rad.
Image 170089   03-28-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
273
 
 Higdec: And still only a 1 year warranty???!!! That is some pretty shotty work there wizards
 SomeOtherCanadian: It was forged by black wizards, but they outsourced the assembly to cheap Kolbold labour off the Sword Coast.
 rinaldi1337: Ehh...dark wizard craftsmanship isn't what it used to be.
 kinggheedra: Created with an actual wish spell. Limited wish would've done, but quality is quality.
 Dan Tagonistic: I was forged by the dark gateaux of the Black Forest
 Meow: the last boxers you'll ever need
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, trampolines are pretty great.
Image 170088   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
401
 
 Kim: They just let their in inner demons work it out.
 Robespierre: Death sentence just got even more cruel and unusual.
 Prostata: "Fantastic Planet". One hell of a trippy flick
 Bu7Z: All I can hear is the battle music from Star Trek original.. Da nana nana da na na...
 DoctorTwo: That's not what they meant by "Whip 'em out and see whose is bigger"...
 Gomi Day: fantastic planet was the weirdest damn movie. i need to watch it, again.
 Meow: the first Pokemon game had some problems
Image 170087   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
345
 
 Amy Housewine: Sleep tight, pupa.
 Dan Tagonistic: Anything's an ovipositor if you're brave enough
Image 170086   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
551
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ser Pounce.
 Green Van: Yeah, but YOU need armor just to get the cat in the damn thing.
 Peter Pantsless: I thought "cat armor" was for people with cats
 DoctorTwo: Sir Mittens of the Round Litter Box.
 funny in the wall: If my cat is any indication, this would not stay on
Image 170085   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
312
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Higdec Oddly enough, I took this picture at the Birch Aquarium in La Jolla. They had some fascinating specimens, but why the spooky lighting is anyone's guess
 Rat-Butt: .......
 Higdec: This looks like its from Aliens but it's not so its even more terrifying.
 enfanta: We can pickle that!
 kinggheedra: This is why shellfish aren't considered kosher. Just... this image perfectly explains the thought behind that decision.
 piranharama: @Bu7Z Hehe, danke. Seeing this image, I'd love a bottled facehugger prop in my fridge.
 Bu7Z: @piranharama damn, you beat me to it. +1, my friend
 Meow: ugh... hey @aggrobot, let us edit our comments when we fuck up
 Meow: the special shampoo wont work on this guy working
 piranharama: Cpl Hicks: "Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you Burke"
 Knice: A pickled fuckno.
 WaffleIron: There's just never anything to eat in the fridge.
 SomeCanadian: Yeah. I'll just leave that in there. *Closes door*
Image 170084   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
614
 
 Green Van: "I like to watch..."
 DoctorTwo: Night of the Lepus: The Comic Book.
 SomeCanadian: That rabbit has crazy eyes. Like it's going to snap at any minute and start looking for carrots in peoples abdominal cavities or something.
 Bu7Z: "Damn it, I WAS shrunk by that last space flight."
 Knice: Why so sad? The buns don't get much bigger than that!
Image 170083   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
363
 
 Beef Supreme: Venezuela.jpg
 Otterman: Hm, indeed, he intoned while scowling and making a slight nodding gesture.
 Robespierre: BAM!
 enfanta: I guess they were right.
 Bu7Z: WOW! The new invisithing 3000!
 Gomi Day: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
 Dr Awkward: @SunWukong I'm a fan of palindromes myself.
 thecraftywolf: @SunWukong the fear of palindromes is a palindrome "aibohphobia
 Meow: The shelves where I keep all of my fucks to give
 SpaceCow: We sold it all! Suckers!
 SunWukong: PALINDROME!
 Knice: Very shelf. Much barren.
Image 170082   03-28-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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