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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
954
 
 Felicity: I have those same socks in purple
 Call Of Pooty: Where can I find me a cock whisperer?
 Dr Awkward: If I did this with my rooster, he'd gouge my eyes out. Then at least I have an excuse to kill the ornery bastard.
 tokyopig: Where's my blue footed booby? I have an idea for a shirt!
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt as any lady with an evolved dinosaur perched on her shoulder should!
 Warrax: You laugh, but it's the best way to hunt worms.
 Bu7Z: The term cock whisperer is thrown around a lot these days, however...
 piranharama: Fly my pretty!
 Mr. Butt: Also, this lady looks cool as hell.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Thanks for bumping an old upload above 300 points :D
 kinggheedra: If she's a hen whisperer, why is she so proficiently handling that rooster?
 Knice: Before things got weird. #61397
Image 170091   03-28-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
423
 
 Felicity: It kind of looks like a fat guy bending over
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall No shit? You lucky bastard!
 funny in the wall: So Wilson Hall is behind the clouds. I was just there last Tuesday (it looks different from the ground)@Peter Pantsless @scribbs
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs @funny in the wall It's Fermilab. The smaller kinda-circle is the main injector ring and the large circle is the Tevatron (god, giant science machines have such cool names). Great photo
 scribbs: @funny in the wall Dunno; I was looking for images of particle interactions to upload and this was among the images returned by GIS. Sorry :-)
 funny in the wall: My initial thought was that this is Fermilab (which is also what Google thought) but I don't see Wilson hall and the rings should be roughtly the same size. Then I thought it was BNL but checking their map, I see that RHIC and AGS are not that close together. Too large to be APS ar Argonne or ALS at Lawrence Berkeley. Too small to be the LHC... Which lab is this, @scribbs?
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless "tell that to rick moranis!" From Mrs Bu7Z. ... ... Nah I don't get it either...
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless Thanks for SCIENCE! I usually talk about the moon being magically replaced by a black hole of the same mass... Tides the same etc...
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless dropping science AND taking a dig at Nickle Back... take my +es!
 Amy Housewine: Your cornet is mishapen.
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z I know you're joking, but I would like to take this opportunity to explain a few things about black holes that most people get wrong. Firstly, any black hole this thing could make would be microscopic and would evaporate almost instantly via Hawking radiation. Secondly, a black hole is not an infinite suck machine (that would be Nickleback). It has mass and has to play by the rules of gravity like anything else. So, for example, if the sun were magically replaced with a black hole of equal mass, the only thing that would happen is that the lights would go out. All the orbits would remain as they are. Well, and we'd be fried by radiation, but other than that...
 Bu7Z: I hear they could create a black hole that could destroy the world with one of these things... Kids these days...
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yes. A million rads for BIG DAMN SCIENCE
 Scoo: @jazzjunkie True - you can go fast enough to almost reach the speed of light, but not quite
 Bu7Z: Is this one of those atom smasher things kids are into these days?
 jazzjunkie: That's an oddly shaped racetrack. Doesn't seem like you'd be able to drive very fast at all...
Image 170090   03-28-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
875
 
 DrinkMixMan: Now race!
 kraven: Crutch? More like Clutch.
 Dan Tagonistic: If you've got a crutch to bear you might as well use it as a step ladder
 Bu7Z: "Between us we only have 3 legs, how can we see over the barrier?" "Correction, between us, we have FIVE legs!"
 Knice: Well, that's freakin' rad.
Image 170089   03-28-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
273
 
 Higdec: And still only a 1 year warranty???!!! That is some pretty shotty work there wizards
 SomeOtherCanadian: It was forged by black wizards, but they outsourced the assembly to cheap Kolbold labour off the Sword Coast.
 rinaldi1337: Ehh...dark wizard craftsmanship isn't what it used to be.
 kinggheedra: Created with an actual wish spell. Limited wish would've done, but quality is quality.
 Dan Tagonistic: I was forged by the dark gateaux of the Black Forest
 Meow: the last boxers you'll ever need
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, trampolines are pretty great.
Image 170088   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
435
 
 Felicity: Divorce Court 3000
 Kim: They just let their in inner demons work it out.
 danny: Death sentence just got even more cruel and unusual.
 Prostata: "Fantastic Planet". One hell of a trippy flick
 Bu7Z: All I can hear is the battle music from Star Trek original.. Da nana nana da na na...
 DoctorTwo: That's not what they meant by "Whip 'em out and see whose is bigger"...
 Gomi Day: fantastic planet was the weirdest damn movie. i need to watch it, again.
 Meow: the first Pokemon game had some problems
Image 170087   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
345
 
 Amy Housewine: Sleep tight, pupa.
 Dan Tagonistic: Anything's an ovipositor if you're brave enough
Image 170086   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
583
 
 TurkeyVulture: Ser Pounce.
 Green Van: Yeah, but YOU need armor just to get the cat in the damn thing.
 Peter Pantsless: I thought "cat armor" was for people with cats
 DoctorTwo: Sir Mittens of the Round Litter Box.
 funny in the wall: If my cat is any indication, this would not stay on
Image 170085   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
312
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Higdec Oddly enough, I took this picture at the Birch Aquarium in La Jolla. They had some fascinating specimens, but why the spooky lighting is anyone's guess
 Rat-Butt: .......
 Higdec: This looks like its from Aliens but it's not so its even more terrifying.
 enfanta: We can pickle that!
 kinggheedra: This is why shellfish aren't considered kosher. Just... this image perfectly explains the thought behind that decision.
 piranharama: @Bu7Z Hehe, danke. Seeing this image, I'd love a bottled facehugger prop in my fridge.
 Bu7Z: @piranharama damn, you beat me to it. +1, my friend
 Meow: ugh... hey @aggrobot, let us edit our comments when we fuck up
 Meow: the special shampoo wont work on this guy working
 piranharama: Cpl Hicks: "Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you Burke"
 Knice: A pickled fuckno.
 WaffleIron: There's just never anything to eat in the fridge.
 SomeCanadian: Yeah. I'll just leave that in there. *Closes door*
Image 170084   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
649
 
 Green Van: "I like to watch..."
 DoctorTwo: Night of the Lepus: The Comic Book.
 SomeCanadian: That rabbit has crazy eyes. Like it's going to snap at any minute and start looking for carrots in peoples abdominal cavities or something.
 Bu7Z: "Damn it, I WAS shrunk by that last space flight."
 Knice: Why so sad? The buns don't get much bigger than that!
Image 170083   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
397
 
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward ailihphilia?
 tib gubb: the management has gotten really sarcastic, lately
 Beef Supreme: Venezuela.jpg
 Otterman: Hm, indeed, he intoned while scowling and making a slight nodding gesture.
 togboat: BAM!
 enfanta: I guess they were right.
 Bu7Z: WOW! The new invisithing 3000!
 Gomi Day: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
 Dr Awkward: @SunWukong I'm a fan of palindromes myself.
 thecraftywolf: @SunWukong the fear of palindromes is a palindrome "aibohphobia
 Meow: The shelves where I keep all of my fucks to give
 SpaceCow: We sold it all! Suckers!
 SunWukong: PALINDROME!
 Knice: Very shelf. Much barren.
Image 170082   03-28-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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