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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
217
 
 Green Van: Seriously, go googleup Sam Simmons. He does a bit on bread shoes.
 pirate: I seem to recall reading that Bill Waterson drew feet / shoes in Calvin and Hobbes modeled after the feet in Peanuts, and he said that both reminded him of loaves of bread.
 edgarallendoh: @Borkf The Italians have another expression for cleaning your plate with a bread roll: "fare la scarpetta" = to make the little shoe
 winwolf: Feet look toasty.
 Borkf: *Did You Know* Ciabatta was invented in 1982 and means "slipper".
 Mr. Skeltal: sigh- Nice loafers
Image 170068   03-28-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
661
 
 ShamWOW: @Knice uh huh
 DerMantis: I tried to warn her that catnip was a gateway drug...
 enfanta: His eyes are black. Like a doll's eyes...
 Green Van: No! That cat is filled with the Xfiles black oils
 Bu7Z: He'll run you through with a rapier any second now...
 Knice: Don't look right at it; it'll take your soul.
Image 170067   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
165
 
 Gomi Day: store.steampowered.com/app/286380/ in shoe form!
 Handyman: @El Barto Every piece of IKEA furniture represents a micro midlife crisis. There should be a warning, "not intended for spousal cooperation. May result in serious injury or divorce."
 Bast Relief: @El Barto Is over thinking it. Just turn your ball cap backwards, hop on your skateboard, and ride, dude.
 El Barto: Connect section 1 of blue strap to section 1 of pink strap. Connect section 4 of blue strap to section 1 of yellow strap. And section 5 of blue strap to section 1 of green strap. Section 3 of yellow strap and section 3 of green strap must connect to section 6 and 7 of blue strap and be folded over themselves to allow section 5 of yellow and green straps to reconnect with section 1 of their respective straps. Fuck you Ikea. You shit heads. I just wanted some fucking sandles. Not a mid-life crisis!
Image 170066   03-28-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
446
 
 Bu7Z: @El Barto I actually had a dog that looked like that. People would be like 'what is that?'
 El Barto: Cute dog.
Image 170065   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
215
 
 Lemonator: P-I-Z-Z-A
 E. HONDA: What's the Gini coefficient for pizza distribution among third graders
 Green Van: Make it rise like a souffle. Whipped cream? Put it on the pizza!
 burritos: @San DoDo Da (Lincoln Elementary School) Bears.
 djublonskopf: @Zukero One of the many pizzas she'd already eaten.
 San DoDo: Maddie: right before her 3rd heart attack, age 9
 Zukero: Where does that slice came from ?
Image 170064   03-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
207
 
 Rat-Butt: OH, gravy
 Meow: They have dating sites for every fetish these days
 El Barto: @tokyopig Unfortunately your family realised months ago.
 kinggheedra: I'd rather GO to a shrek wedding if it meant i never had to see another japanese dude get married in an SS uniform
 Knice: "I do, Little Donkey. I do."
 tokyopig: The moral of shrek: as soon as you get married, your beloved is revealed to be an ogre same as you.
Image 170063   03-28-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Image 170062 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. Your image was bad, waffles.
Score:
254
 
 majorchamp: I miss that hairstyle
 manlyman: STOP SHIZZLING ME!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Choking my friends is my business.
 guest: Thinkin of a master plan / cause ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand / So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent / I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold?
 Sheikhjahbooty: Be careful. Wearing too many gold chains can cause you to over-gold.
Image 170061   03-28-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: Eh, but is it art?
 Scoo: Fine Kristall Fucker is my dancing name
 Bu7Z: Bitte entusch mich nicht!
 Knice: Heheh, 'Kristall.'
Image 170060   03-28-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: I too, placed a random organ in my last car before it was sold.
 Scoo: @AverageJoe He's been Crumple-zoned
 AverageJoe: but hooch mobile only liked him as a friend
Image 170059   03-28-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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