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268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

268880  Felicity: It's hard to tell if 10 Years Later Asshole is fat or just touching himself

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6. Teechur
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9. Shay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (757 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 3. Zaxxoff: 2494 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2302 points
 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
661
 
 ShamWOW: @Knice uh huh
 DerMantis: I tried to warn her that catnip was a gateway drug...
 enfanta: His eyes are black. Like a doll's eyes...
 Green Van: No! That cat is filled with the Xfiles black oils
 Bu7Z: He'll run you through with a rapier any second now...
 Knice: Don't look right at it; it'll take your soul.
Image 170067   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
165
 
 Gomi Day: store.steampowered.com/app/286380/ in shoe form!
 Handyman: @El Barto Every piece of IKEA furniture represents a micro midlife crisis. There should be a warning, "not intended for spousal cooperation. May result in serious injury or divorce."
 Bast Relief: @El Barto Is over thinking it. Just turn your ball cap backwards, hop on your skateboard, and ride, dude.
 El Barto: Connect section 1 of blue strap to section 1 of pink strap. Connect section 4 of blue strap to section 1 of yellow strap. And section 5 of blue strap to section 1 of green strap. Section 3 of yellow strap and section 3 of green strap must connect to section 6 and 7 of blue strap and be folded over themselves to allow section 5 of yellow and green straps to reconnect with section 1 of their respective straps. Fuck you Ikea. You shit heads. I just wanted some fucking sandles. Not a mid-life crisis!
Image 170066   03-28-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
446
 
 Bu7Z: @El Barto I actually had a dog that looked like that. People would be like 'what is that?'
 El Barto: Cute dog.
Image 170065   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
215
 
 Lemonator: P-I-Z-Z-A
 E. HONDA: What's the Gini coefficient for pizza distribution among third graders
 Green Van: Make it rise like a souffle. Whipped cream? Put it on the pizza!
 burritos: @San DoDo Da (Lincoln Elementary School) Bears.
 djublonskopf: @Zukero One of the many pizzas she'd already eaten.
 San DoDo: Maddie: right before her 3rd heart attack, age 9
 Zukero: Where does that slice came from ?
Image 170064   03-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
207
 
 Rat-Butt: OH, gravy
 Meow: They have dating sites for every fetish these days
 El Barto: @tokyopig Unfortunately your family realised months ago.
 kinggheedra: I'd rather GO to a shrek wedding if it meant i never had to see another japanese dude get married in an SS uniform
 Knice: "I do, Little Donkey. I do."
 tokyopig: The moral of shrek: as soon as you get married, your beloved is revealed to be an ogre same as you.
Image 170063   03-28-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Image 170062 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. We'll pray for you, waffles.
Score:
254
 
 majorchamp: I miss that hairstyle
 manlyman: STOP SHIZZLING ME!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Choking my friends is my business.
 guest: Thinkin of a master plan / cause ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand / So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent / I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold?
 Sheikhjahbooty: Be careful. Wearing too many gold chains can cause you to over-gold.
Image 170061   03-28-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: Eh, but is it art?
 Scoo: Fine Kristall Fucker is my dancing name
 Bu7Z: Bitte entusch mich nicht!
 Knice: Heheh, 'Kristall.'
Image 170060   03-28-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: I too, placed a random organ in my last car before it was sold.
 Scoo: @AverageJoe He's been Crumple-zoned
 AverageJoe: but hooch mobile only liked him as a friend
Image 170059   03-28-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
552
 
 White Rice: @Scoo that really is one of the better twitter accounts out there...so many fluffy floor-bears & the like.
 Scoo: They're all Facit Sejam dogs, Brint
 a sedated moose: Ugh, same.
Image 170058   03-28-17   Uploaded by    jem
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