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257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

257689  Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.

257692  Mad Collager: Well, if Trump wrote that, it MUST be true!

257695  Sadbot: I hate it when I get invaded by two dark spirits at once

257702  Peter Pantsless: @jimbiscuit I wish they had taught me. My sneezes still come out my ears.

257681  sparename: Obi-Wan Kittobi

257667  m o l e m a n: im a duck

257679  Mr. Shine: No thanks.

257682  Mr. Shine: R.i.p. Your pooper-scooper.

257683  Mr. Shine: No regrets

257685  Mr. Shine: OMG!!

257702  jimbiscuit: To be honest, this is a decent attempt to get elementary kids to learn how to sneeze properly

257689  Mr. Shine: I (heart) this kitty.

257690  Mr. Shine: Best senior pic ever!

257693  skillet: "i said good day, sir."

257688  WannaBee: Aunt Marge, you look fabulous.

257692  Ihminen: reminds me of a 1983 toyota corolla that my friend had as a teenager... the rustbucket ran like a dream but all 4 doors in it were so plagued with rust that he had to get replacements from a scrapyard and his corolla was light bule... and the new doors brown. a winning color combination that one!

257681  Not A Bot: Now who would leave a dead cat in the middle of the store

257684  sparename: "I need your clothes, your boots and your charging cable!"

257662  wolfpk: Don't look behind you!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Shay
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
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pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (837 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14245 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
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 SomeCanadian: Eh, but is it art?
 Scoo: Fine Kristall Fucker is my dancing name
 Bu7Z: Bitte entusch mich nicht!
 Knice: Heheh, 'Kristall.'
Image 170060   03-28-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: I too, placed a random organ in my last car before it was sold.
 Scoo: @AverageJoe He's been Crumple-zoned
 AverageJoe: but hooch mobile only liked him as a friend
Image 170059   03-28-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
552
 
 White Rice: @Scoo that really is one of the better twitter accounts out there...so many fluffy floor-bears & the like.
 Scoo: They're all Facit Sejam dogs, Brint
 a sedated moose: Ugh, same.
Image 170058   03-28-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
144
 
 nightmarez: Its like five-dimensional Native art
 beyardo: Tribal as fuck.
 SomeCanadian: That's nice and all, but you're supposed to write a paper on the Great Gatsby.
Image 170057   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Image 170056 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Crim Tender. You have brought shame on us, Crim Tender.
Score:
53
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 170055   03-28-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
190
 
 Higdec: I just looked up the artist. Art can be very weird sometimes
 El Barto: "Babe, I don't think we should use the blue light in Hayden's room....he's 15."
 Teechur: Dammit, people! Cover your dish when you use the microwave!
Image 170054   03-28-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
314
 
 Dr Awkward: @Bagels And girl on the right is about to bust some faces with a rolling pin.
 Scoo: @Bagels Or issuing unwanted haircuts!
 Bu7Z: Craft is fun!
 Bagels: I think the girl in the back is about to start stabbing
Image 170053   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
401
 
 Green Van: LISTEN TO COYOTE AND THE TURTLE ON 96.6 XFRT FM! YOUR COMEDY CONNECTION IN THE MORNING, FOR DRIVE TIME FUN! AWOOOOOOOOO' COYOTE AND THE TURTLE! LISTEN!
 SpaceCow: Turtle has a stock 2012 Dodge Viper while Coyote has a bottle fed 2015 Lancer. Coyote is asking for three car lengths in a drag. Is this fair?
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo is it because the guy on the Penny Farthing will always be ahead of you?
 Scoo: No one wins in a Hipster Race
 Sheikhjahbooty: Coyote is like, "What fashion criminal sold you that hat?!"
 Bagels: The coyote looks horrified by this
 DrinkMixMan: Completely original legally distinct fable
Image 170052   03-28-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
147
 
 enfanta: Dammit, I left middle school behind a long time ago and I'd like it to stay there, thankyouverymuch.
 Scoo: The more you knooooow!
Image 170051   03-28-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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