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273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

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2. addend
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
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11. Never AFK: 1756 points
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Image 169759 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Your image was bad, tokyopig.
Score:
351
 
 jazzjunkie: Just like in Rice Boy :-D
 enfanta: @Zampano every year I had that written on my report card. :-(
 tib gubb: i don't see the problem here
 wolfpk: Don't add demonic powder next time.
 trelyate: just tell people you were trying to make bombchu biscuits
 Knice: What a FunnyOnlinePicture!!
 Peach: I think we are at the point where we all expect shitty versions in the bottom panel.
 Zampano: Turned out way more evil than i expected
Image 169758   03-26-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
561
 
 piranharama: Texture pack loading, please wait...
 Queeblo: I guess the left one was printed first?
 BavidDowie: mah puhtronus
Image 169757   03-26-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
236
 
 tib gubb: please do not
 Whatever: I'll stick with my trusty shoe-phone thank you - that way I'm not talking while driving...
 Hokie333: Needs an antenna that pulls out of the thumb.
 Peach: I prefer high-Call.
Image 169756   03-26-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
340
 
 enfanta: "Uncanny Valley Optometry, how may I help you?"
 Bast Relief: I have a class set of these for when the principal visits my classroom for my evaluation.
 scribbs: "Steve is a great boyfriend, always alert and listening when I talk about my day."
Image 169755   03-26-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
390
 
 Queeblo: Kert Rats, a good show.
 Warrax: If you were mine, I would have taken better care of you.
 Scoo: You hear me, baby? Hold together!
Image 169754   03-26-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
304
 
 mission2mars: @Scoo Indeed
 Scoo: Fly me to the stars, and let me swing beneath the moon
Image 169753   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
619
 
 Kim: Endurance: -3
 Queeblo: Some men like women who walk like a T-rex with constipation.
 Coolguy: Baka Baka Baaaaaaka!
 fanny: usually walking like an idiot does not boost my confidence. usually.
Image 169752   03-26-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
288
 
 xylophone: The commercial for Squeezits was vaguely obscene
 Bob: Better than Burple.
 Bast Relief: My grandmother let me down a six pack of these before my mom got home once. I don't remember what happened but let's just say my mom never left me alone with Grandma again.
 Mr. Shine: I remember Squeezits? Squeezums? Maybe I don't in fact remember.
 Nope: "These buttplugs are CRAZY and full of adventures""Fucking hell Steve no one is going to buy a kids tv show about buttplugs"
Image 169751   03-26-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
614
 
 jazzjunkie: FREE SHRUGS
 Warrax: Smell your hair, $.50 extra.
 scribbs: @Coolguy I'M IN!!! Hugs ahoy!
 Scoo: EXTREME HUGS, $10
 Coolguy: @scribbs Five bucks.
 scribbs: How much for Super-Deluxe (tm)?
Image 169750   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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