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262604  wolfpk: Looks like they have improved their customer service.

262605  a robot: ;oP

262610  wolfpk: Screw you "surprise kitty!"

262620  jayjay: We had a wonderful berner who love to sit atop a mound of snow for hours.

262607  a robot: Stan Lee made a cameo in "The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement," which officially makes it Marvel canon

262611  tib gubb: and the birth of a meme

262593  Not A Bot: i knew it! yoda died from having an ewok infection!

262536  Science: At that point, it's no longer a suggestion...

262589  Science: I am familiar with this tableaux

262575  White Rice: @WannaBee dang, the lack of context with the image, coupled with it seeming like it should belong to a very specific other image, made me think it was our resident not-bot. Alas, we got our ranks back, so no more game for me.

262600  raditzu: I woudda ignorre sometin' like dat an' er' co-sign homies too, imma stop typin' now pleaseeee..

262561  arcticfox12x: ooooooold

262567  arcticfox12x: @Greek Fire Your comment made me sad

262603  Science: "The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator - that creature has stolen the space modulator!"

262604  Science: HELLO! WELCOME TO "GOOD BOY 101" - I AM YOUR INSTRUCTOR, SCOUT, AND I AM A GOOD BOY!

262528  Bohab: Ah bing, the second best way to Google something

262570  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ok, vacation.

262600  WTF: And he doesn't even look like a hippo in a crate AT ALL!

262594  grizzly: Those are rookie numbers.

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Image 169759 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. We'll pray for you, tokyopig.
Score:
351
 
 jazzjunkie: Just like in Rice Boy :-D
 enfanta: @Zampano every year I had that written on my report card. :-(
 tib gubb: i don't see the problem here
 wolfpk: Don't add demonic powder next time.
 trelyate: just tell people you were trying to make bombchu biscuits
 Knice: What a FunnyOnlinePicture!!
 Peach: I think we are at the point where we all expect shitty versions in the bottom panel.
 Zampano: Turned out way more evil than i expected
Image 169758   03-26-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
561
 
 piranharama: Texture pack loading, please wait...
 Queeblo: I guess the left one was printed first?
 BavidDowie: mah puhtronus
Image 169757   03-26-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
236
 
 tib gubb: please do not
 Whatever: I'll stick with my trusty shoe-phone thank you - that way I'm not talking while driving...
 Hokie333: Needs an antenna that pulls out of the thumb.
 Peach: I prefer high-Call.
Image 169756   03-26-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
340
 
 enfanta: "Uncanny Valley Optometry, how may I help you?"
 Bast Relief: I have a class set of these for when the principal visits my classroom for my evaluation.
 scribbs: "Steve is a great boyfriend, always alert and listening when I talk about my day."
Image 169755   03-26-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
390
 
 Queeblo: Kert Rats, a good show.
 Warrax: If you were mine, I would have taken better care of you.
 Scoo: You hear me, baby? Hold together!
Image 169754   03-26-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
304
 
 mission2mars: @Scoo Indeed
 Scoo: Fly me to the stars, and let me swing beneath the moon
Image 169753   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
619
 
 Kim: Endurance: -3
 Queeblo: Some men like women who walk like a T-rex with constipation.
 Coolguy: Baka Baka Baaaaaaka!
 fanny: usually walking like an idiot does not boost my confidence. usually.
Image 169752   03-26-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
288
 
 xylophone: The commercial for Squeezits was vaguely obscene
 Bob: Better than Burple.
 Bast Relief: My grandmother let me down a six pack of these before my mom got home once. I don't remember what happened but let's just say my mom never left me alone with Grandma again.
 Mr. Shine: I remember Squeezits? Squeezums? Maybe I don't in fact remember.
 Nope: "These buttplugs are CRAZY and full of adventures""Fucking hell Steve no one is going to buy a kids tv show about buttplugs"
Image 169751   03-26-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
614
 
 jazzjunkie: FREE SHRUGS
 Warrax: Smell your hair, $.50 extra.
 scribbs: @Coolguy I'M IN!!! Hugs ahoy!
 Scoo: EXTREME HUGS, $10
 Coolguy: @scribbs Five bucks.
 scribbs: How much for Super-Deluxe (tm)?
Image 169750   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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