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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Image 169759 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
351
 
 jazzjunkie: Just like in Rice Boy :-D
 enfanta: @Zampano every year I had that written on my report card. :-(
 tib gubb: i don't see the problem here
 wolfpk: Don't add demonic powder next time.
 trelyate: just tell people you were trying to make bombchu biscuits
 Knice: What a FunnyOnlinePicture!!
 Peach: I think we are at the point where we all expect shitty versions in the bottom panel.
 Zampano: Turned out way more evil than i expected
Image 169758   03-26-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
529
 
 piranharama: Texture pack loading, please wait...
 Queeblo: I guess the left one was printed first?
 BavidDowie: mah puhtronus
Image 169757   03-26-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
202
 
 tib gubb: please do not
 Whatever: I'll stick with my trusty shoe-phone thank you - that way I'm not talking while driving...
 Hokie333: Needs an antenna that pulls out of the thumb.
 Peach: I prefer high-Call.
Image 169756   03-26-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
311
 
 enfanta: "Uncanny Valley Optometry, how may I help you?"
 Bast Relief: I have a class set of these for when the principal visits my classroom for my evaluation.
 scribbs: "Steve is a great boyfriend, always alert and listening when I talk about my day."
Image 169755   03-26-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
355
 
 Queeblo: Kert Rats, a good show.
 Warrax: If you were mine, I would have taken better care of you.
 Scoo: You hear me, baby? Hold together!
Image 169754   03-26-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
272
 
 mission2mars: @Scoo Indeed
 Scoo: Fly me to the stars, and let me swing beneath the moon
Image 169753   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
571
 
 Kim: Endurance: -3
 Queeblo: Some men like women who walk like a T-rex with constipation.
 Coolguy: Baka Baka Baaaaaaka!
 fanny: usually walking like an idiot does not boost my confidence. usually.
Image 169752   03-26-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
288
 
 Bob: Better than Burple.
 Bast Relief: My grandmother let me down a six pack of these before my mom got home once. I don't remember what happened but let's just say my mom never left me alone with Grandma again.
 Mr. Shine: I remember Squeezits? Squeezums? Maybe I don't in fact remember.
 Nope: "These buttplugs are CRAZY and full of adventures""Fucking hell Steve no one is going to buy a kids tv show about buttplugs"
Image 169751   03-26-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
614
 
 jazzjunkie: FREE SHRUGS
 Warrax: Smell your hair, $.50 extra.
 scribbs: @Coolguy I'M IN!!! Hugs ahoy!
 Scoo: EXTREME HUGS, $10
 Coolguy: @scribbs Five bucks.
 scribbs: How much for Super-Deluxe (tm)?
Image 169750   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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