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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
436
 
 VoR: Gonna need some baby teeth. Gum gum gum.
 Hokie333: It's never too early to teach your young'uns to GO FOR ITS EYES!
 BavidDowie: Hahaha, he'll have a complex for life!
Image 169580   03-25-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
464
 
 Beef Supreme: At least the tube isn't masturbating in this image.
 a robot: Feels good man
 piranharama: Toothpaste-san will die with honour!
 Mutato Nomine: That is a very curvaceous toothpaste... I feel somewhat aroused.
 Warrax: The satisfaction of accepting what you were born to do.
Image 169579   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
311
 
 Mr Bleak: @Derp Herpigan In the UK,they would likely be "trade plates"which are registered to teh driver, rather than the car. They are used for vehicle delivery and aren't permanently attached. I don't know if they exist in the US, which that seems to be.
 leia: Excellence on display.
 Derp Herpigan: Am I the only one who focused more on the license plate being tied on a bungee hanging off the back windshield wiper than on the gas nozzle?
 Prostata: clueless
 annterland: Can't stay, gotta poop!
 enfanta: Gas and go! Go! Go!
Image 169578   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 Prostata: whoa a cave under basalt pillars?
Image 169577   03-25-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
484
 
 courtney: That got a chuckle from me, but then again, Im still a bit traumatised from all the times I heard the Boney M version of the song via my dads car tape deck when I was growing up
 BavidDowie: "It means no worries, for the rest of...wait."
Image 169576   03-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
887
 
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon I've often been accused of being too clever. It's my curse, I guess.
 Wooden Spoon: @annterland: too clever though. I didn't get it until you made the compliment.
 annterland: @enfanta aha! I see what you did there.
 enfanta: Fozzie Bear's favorite animal.
 Prostata: that snoot needs a boop!
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 Himesama: When bae says you're cute.
Image 169575   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: The cat did not expect such full sound. But you should. Talk to your local music dealer today.
 FireBreathingMarmot: This is why the sliders on the Arp were always scratchy.
 ChubbyBuddy: classic
 Skinr: the original Keyboard Cat
 Donut: Yes, the cat's name is John Tesh. How did you know?
 SomeCanadian: wouldn't surprise me if this was God
Image 169574   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
168
 
 Big Baby: You break it, you bought it.
 Mutato Nomine: lost my mind and tried to comment a URL. Search for Eleven Foot Eight, the "can opener" bridge. Hours of entertainment.
 Mutato Nomine: grilledloin11foot8burger - the "can opener" bridge
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle!
 Prostata: thats a really short bridge! wtf?
 Sandor: "Missed it, by this much" (Don Adams voice)
Image 169573   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, remember? The synth line goes like this: (whistling)
 Prostata: she's clearly sick of his bullshit
 Himesama: "How 'bout no Scott?"
Image 169572   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 FabricMan: @Staida They're learning less-than-lethal enemy suppression techniques. Modern warfare is pretty complicated.
 jochenau: From the popular series, "Reflexology for Parents of Toddlers"
 DarkTeddy: You just leaked our intel @Staida
 Sandor: Foot soldiers preparing for battle
 Staida: For me, the pain is most excruciating in all the places he hasn't highlighted there. I"m very glad he has that wrong but I shouldn't have posted this. damn.
Image 169571   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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