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253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

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Score:
464
 
 Beef Supreme: At least the tube isn't masturbating in this image.
 a robot: Feels good man
 piranharama: Toothpaste-san will die with honour!
 Mutato Nomine: That is a very curvaceous toothpaste... I feel somewhat aroused.
 Warrax: The satisfaction of accepting what you were born to do.
Image 169579   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
311
 
 Mr Bleak: @Derp Herpigan In the UK,they would likely be "trade plates"which are registered to teh driver, rather than the car. They are used for vehicle delivery and aren't permanently attached. I don't know if they exist in the US, which that seems to be.
 leia: Excellence on display.
 Derp Herpigan: Am I the only one who focused more on the license plate being tied on a bungee hanging off the back windshield wiper than on the gas nozzle?
 Prostata: clueless
 annterland: Can't stay, gotta poop!
 enfanta: Gas and go! Go! Go!
Image 169578   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 Prostata: whoa a cave under basalt pillars?
Image 169577   03-25-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
484
 
 courtney: That got a chuckle from me, but then again, Im still a bit traumatised from all the times I heard the Boney M version of the song via my dads car tape deck when I was growing up
 BavidDowie: "It means no worries, for the rest of...wait."
Image 169576   03-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
887
 
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon I've often been accused of being too clever. It's my curse, I guess.
 Wooden Spoon: @annterland: too clever though. I didn't get it until you made the compliment.
 annterland: @enfanta aha! I see what you did there.
 enfanta: Fozzie Bear's favorite animal.
 Prostata: that snoot needs a boop!
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 Himesama: When bae says you're cute.
Image 169575   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: The cat did not expect such full sound. But you should. Talk to your local music dealer today.
 FireBreathingMarmot: This is why the sliders on the Arp were always scratchy.
 ChubbyBuddy: classic
 Skinr: the original Keyboard Cat
 Donut: Yes, the cat's name is John Tesh. How did you know?
 SomeCanadian: wouldn't surprise me if this was God
Image 169574   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
168
 
 Big Baby: You break it, you bought it.
 Mutato Nomine: lost my mind and tried to comment a URL. Search for Eleven Foot Eight, the "can opener" bridge. Hours of entertainment.
 Mutato Nomine: grilledloin11foot8burger - the "can opener" bridge
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle!
 Prostata: thats a really short bridge! wtf?
 Sandor: "Missed it, by this much" (Don Adams voice)
Image 169573   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, remember? The synth line goes like this: (whistling)
 Prostata: she's clearly sick of his bullshit
 Himesama: "How 'bout no Scott?"
Image 169572   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 FabricMan: @Staida They're learning less-than-lethal enemy suppression techniques. Modern warfare is pretty complicated.
 jochenau: From the popular series, "Reflexology for Parents of Toddlers"
 DarkTeddy: You just leaked our intel @Staida
 Sandor: Foot soldiers preparing for battle
 Staida: For me, the pain is most excruciating in all the places he hasn't highlighted there. I"m very glad he has that wrong but I shouldn't have posted this. damn.
Image 169571   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
532
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Black Friday sale on fish heads.
 Otterman: @SgtScaredFrog Pfft, clearly toilet proto-monkeys
 KEKOEKEOEK: Trash Panda flash mob takes it on the road
 KrazyKat: They figured out the night clerk as the key to unlock the dumpster.
 Prostata: my guess is that someone's been feeding them
 annterland: @SgtScaredFrog zombie uprising
 SgtScaredFrog: That's too many washing bears. Something's going down
Image 169570   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
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