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273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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Score:
464
 
 Beef Supreme: At least the tube isn't masturbating in this image.
 a robot: Feels good man
 piranharama: Toothpaste-san will die with honour!
 Mutato Nomine: That is a very curvaceous toothpaste... I feel somewhat aroused.
 Warrax: The satisfaction of accepting what you were born to do.
Image 169579   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
311
 
 Mr Bleak: @Derp Herpigan In the UK,they would likely be "trade plates"which are registered to teh driver, rather than the car. They are used for vehicle delivery and aren't permanently attached. I don't know if they exist in the US, which that seems to be.
 leia: Excellence on display.
 Derp Herpigan: Am I the only one who focused more on the license plate being tied on a bungee hanging off the back windshield wiper than on the gas nozzle?
 Prostata: clueless
 annterland: Can't stay, gotta poop!
 enfanta: Gas and go! Go! Go!
Image 169578   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 Prostata: whoa a cave under basalt pillars?
Image 169577   03-25-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
484
 
 courtney: That got a chuckle from me, but then again, Im still a bit traumatised from all the times I heard the Boney M version of the song via my dads car tape deck when I was growing up
 BavidDowie: "It means no worries, for the rest of...wait."
Image 169576   03-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
887
 
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon I've often been accused of being too clever. It's my curse, I guess.
 Wooden Spoon: @annterland: too clever though. I didn't get it until you made the compliment.
 annterland: @enfanta aha! I see what you did there.
 enfanta: Fozzie Bear's favorite animal.
 Prostata: that snoot needs a boop!
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 Himesama: When bae says you're cute.
Image 169575   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: The cat did not expect such full sound. But you should. Talk to your local music dealer today.
 FireBreathingMarmot: This is why the sliders on the Arp were always scratchy.
 ChubbyBuddy: classic
 Skinr: the original Keyboard Cat
 Donut: Yes, the cat's name is John Tesh. How did you know?
 SomeCanadian: wouldn't surprise me if this was God
Image 169574   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
168
 
 Big Baby: You break it, you bought it.
 Mutato Nomine: lost my mind and tried to comment a URL. Search for Eleven Foot Eight, the "can opener" bridge. Hours of entertainment.
 Mutato Nomine: grilledloin11foot8burger - the "can opener" bridge
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle!
 Prostata: thats a really short bridge! wtf?
 Sandor: "Missed it, by this much" (Don Adams voice)
Image 169573   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, remember? The synth line goes like this: (whistling)
 Prostata: she's clearly sick of his bullshit
 Himesama: "How 'bout no Scott?"
Image 169572   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 FabricMan: @Staida They're learning less-than-lethal enemy suppression techniques. Modern warfare is pretty complicated.
 jochenau: From the popular series, "Reflexology for Parents of Toddlers"
 DarkTeddy: You just leaked our intel @Staida
 Sandor: Foot soldiers preparing for battle
 Staida: For me, the pain is most excruciating in all the places he hasn't highlighted there. I"m very glad he has that wrong but I shouldn't have posted this. damn.
Image 169571   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
532
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Black Friday sale on fish heads.
 canada: @SgtScaredFrog Pfft, clearly toilet proto-monkeys
 KEKOEKEOEK: Trash Panda flash mob takes it on the road
 KrazyKat: They figured out the night clerk as the key to unlock the dumpster.
 Prostata: my guess is that someone's been feeding them
 annterland: @SgtScaredFrog zombie uprising
 SgtScaredFrog: That's too many washing bears. Something's going down
Image 169570   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
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