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253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

253147  Passive: @metallica who cares

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252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse



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Score:
476
 
 Prostata: whoa a cave under basalt pillars?
Image 169577   03-25-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
484
 
 courtney: That got a chuckle from me, but then again, Im still a bit traumatised from all the times I heard the Boney M version of the song via my dads car tape deck when I was growing up
 BavidDowie: "It means no worries, for the rest of...wait."
Image 169576   03-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
887
 
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon I've often been accused of being too clever. It's my curse, I guess.
 Wooden Spoon: @annterland: too clever though. I didn't get it until you made the compliment.
 annterland: @enfanta aha! I see what you did there.
 enfanta: Fozzie Bear's favorite animal.
 Prostata: that snoot needs a boop!
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 Himesama: When bae says you're cute.
Image 169575   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: The cat did not expect such full sound. But you should. Talk to your local music dealer today.
 FireBreathingMarmot: This is why the sliders on the Arp were always scratchy.
 ChubbyBuddy: classic
 Skinr: the original Keyboard Cat
 Donut: Yes, the cat's name is John Tesh. How did you know?
 SomeCanadian: wouldn't surprise me if this was God
Image 169574   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
168
 
 Big Baby: You break it, you bought it.
 Mutato Nomine: lost my mind and tried to comment a URL. Search for Eleven Foot Eight, the "can opener" bridge. Hours of entertainment.
 Mutato Nomine: grilledloin11foot8burger - the "can opener" bridge
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle!
 Prostata: thats a really short bridge! wtf?
 Sandor: "Missed it, by this much" (Don Adams voice)
Image 169573   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, remember? The synth line goes like this: (whistling)
 Prostata: she's clearly sick of his bullshit
 Himesama: "How 'bout no Scott?"
Image 169572   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 FabricMan: @Staida They're learning less-than-lethal enemy suppression techniques. Modern warfare is pretty complicated.
 jochenau: From the popular series, "Reflexology for Parents of Toddlers"
 DarkTeddy: You just leaked our intel @Staida
 Sandor: Foot soldiers preparing for battle
 Staida: For me, the pain is most excruciating in all the places he hasn't highlighted there. I"m very glad he has that wrong but I shouldn't have posted this. damn.
Image 169571   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
532
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Black Friday sale on fish heads.
 Otterman: @SgtScaredFrog Pfft, clearly toilet proto-monkeys
 KEKOEKEOEK: Trash Panda flash mob takes it on the road
 KrazyKat: They figured out the night clerk as the key to unlock the dumpster.
 Prostata: my guess is that someone's been feeding them
 annterland: @SgtScaredFrog zombie uprising
 SgtScaredFrog: That's too many washing bears. Something's going down
Image 169570   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
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 Mr. Butt: literally me lol
 apoxia: I'm pretty sure I can see a trilobite
 El Barto: I don't know what any of these things are but I do know that I feel uncomfortable looking at them. I hope I'm not coming down with a case of the 'racism'.
Image 169569   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 pawsies: @Felicity the
 jimbiscuit: Quick on the draw like horse called McGraw
 redmonkey3: @smarkles - true enough @ exploitation i think; just hope he has good life after serving fascists in the failure that is prohibition... maybe service animal for special need folks ?
 smarkles: @redmonkey3 I suppose all working animals are exploitation, seeing as they can't really be asked. A bit of backstory is that sometimes miniature horses are used for drug detection because some people are afraid of dogs. I hope he's a happy little fellow, but who knows.
 BavidDowie: If a sheriff wore pants, would he
 Donut: National Security Dollars at work.
 Staida: You're 5000 candles in the wiiiiiinnnddd
 Himesama: Eff the Ponies!!
 Prostata: dont make him yell, he's a little horse
 redmonkey3: Animal Exploitation is WRONG! - but fascists have never ever been known for their morality
Image 169568   03-25-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
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