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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
887
 
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon I've often been accused of being too clever. It's my curse, I guess.
 Wooden Spoon: @annterland: too clever though. I didn't get it until you made the compliment.
 annterland: @enfanta aha! I see what you did there.
 enfanta: Fozzie Bear's favorite animal.
 Prostata: that snoot needs a boop!
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 wolfpk: Ok, you got a cuteness rad.
 Himesama: When bae says you're cute.
Image 169575   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: The cat did not expect such full sound. But you should. Talk to your local music dealer today.
 FireBreathingMarmot: This is why the sliders on the Arp were always scratchy.
 ChubbyBuddy: classic
 Skinr: the original Keyboard Cat
 Donut: Yes, the cat's name is John Tesh. How did you know?
 SomeCanadian: wouldn't surprise me if this was God
Image 169574   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
168
 
 Big Baby: You break it, you bought it.
 Mutato Nomine: lost my mind and tried to comment a URL. Search for Eleven Foot Eight, the "can opener" bridge. Hours of entertainment.
 Mutato Nomine: grilledloin11foot8burger - the "can opener" bridge
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle!
 Prostata: thats a really short bridge! wtf?
 Sandor: "Missed it, by this much" (Don Adams voice)
Image 169573   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
476
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, remember? The synth line goes like this: (whistling)
 Prostata: she's clearly sick of his bullshit
 Himesama: "How 'bout no Scott?"
Image 169572   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 FabricMan: @Staida They're learning less-than-lethal enemy suppression techniques. Modern warfare is pretty complicated.
 jochenau: From the popular series, "Reflexology for Parents of Toddlers"
 DarkTeddy: You just leaked our intel @Staida
 Sandor: Foot soldiers preparing for battle
 Staida: For me, the pain is most excruciating in all the places he hasn't highlighted there. I"m very glad he has that wrong but I shouldn't have posted this. damn.
Image 169571   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
532
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Black Friday sale on fish heads.
 Otterman: @SgtScaredFrog Pfft, clearly toilet proto-monkeys
 KEKOEKEOEK: Trash Panda flash mob takes it on the road
 KrazyKat: They figured out the night clerk as the key to unlock the dumpster.
 Prostata: my guess is that someone's been feeding them
 annterland: @SgtScaredFrog zombie uprising
 SgtScaredFrog: That's too many washing bears. Something's going down
Image 169570   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
220
 
 Mr. Butt: literally me lol
 apoxia: I'm pretty sure I can see a trilobite
 El Barto: I don't know what any of these things are but I do know that I feel uncomfortable looking at them. I hope I'm not coming down with a case of the 'racism'.
Image 169569   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 pawsies: @Felicity the
 jimbiscuit: Quick on the draw like horse called McGraw
 redmonkey3: @smarkles - true enough @ exploitation i think; just hope he has good life after serving fascists in the failure that is prohibition... maybe service animal for special need folks ?
 smarkles: @redmonkey3 I suppose all working animals are exploitation, seeing as they can't really be asked. A bit of backstory is that sometimes miniature horses are used for drug detection because some people are afraid of dogs. I hope he's a happy little fellow, but who knows.
 BavidDowie: If a sheriff wore pants, would he
 Donut: National Security Dollars at work.
 Staida: You're 5000 candles in the wiiiiiinnnddd
 Himesama: Eff the Ponies!!
 Prostata: dont make him yell, he's a little horse
 redmonkey3: Animal Exploitation is WRONG! - but fascists have never ever been known for their morality
Image 169568   03-25-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
320
 
 abrahamx: Its expensive to be poor
 Beef Supreme: You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money.
Image 169567   03-25-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
185
 
 BavidDowie: I vant to suck your Chez-Whiz
Image 169566   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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